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Tronified News Network: Puppetmaster Bedebao and the Propaganda War


This is TNN, breaking "news"!

TNN Host: Welcome to tonight's Tronified News Network broadcast. There has been interesting developments regarding The Iron Order recently, and our dear Electric Dictator has come in person to discuss it. Let's give him a round of applause!

The audience claps wildly as Bedebao makes his entrance. As usual, there's a glowing sign ordering them to do so unless they want to get shot by the surrounding soldiers

Bedebao: Thank you, thank you! It's a pleasure to be with you tonight.
TNN Host: Let's start with a recap of recent events. I believe you gave them a wonderful present for their birthday?
Bedebao: INDEED! What is known as LinkOperation Irony Birthday shall be immortalized into their minds. Following that, they allied with terrorists out of desperation and crashed some planes here and there. They even dared to send one at DEAREST LEADER's palace, but it was quickly reduced to dust by the impressive AA defenses.
TNN Host: Outrageous!

Audience does what the glowing "BE SHOCKED" panel says

Bedebao: Aside from that, they also got into two wars with SCUT and got quickly crushed. This was the trigger for a propaganda war of hilarious proportions. Since TIO is unable to do anything on a battlefield they resorted to churning out propaganda at an alarming rate. Good thing they have dedicated people like Algermaine and Borenzoist shavakin (who is obviously Hispanyo) who don't tire of making it. However, Commonwealth times editior's paper decided to fight TIO's propaganda and tear it apart. But in response, TIO made more propaganda against SCUT. A vicious cycle of hilarity, with SCUT having a clear moral high ground and humiliating TIO.

Audience laughs

Bedebao: But wait, there's more! More people decided to join in on the fun with their own rebuttals against what TIO considers to be arguments. Renegalle, Vacatio Libertas, and Vartancu have shared their words of wisdom.
TNN Host: A combined attack! Could it be that you're the one behind this?
Bedebao: Of course! I'm totally behind it all like always. They're obviously all following my orders and dispatching anti-TIO propaganda to satisfy the almighty NPO. They're definitely not acting by their own volition. TIO is definitely not universally hated even by regions like The Holy Reich of Bunicken and KAISERREICH. And I have proof! Here's a picture of me toying with everyone:

TNN Host: Most impressive! Have you ever thought about arguing with them directly?
Bedebao: There's no point. Everything's been said already by my not minions, and besides, they won't listen to counter-arguments. They're obsessed with a fascism so radical that even their allies are rejecting them. Except for Angvar, which also shares TIO's weird ideology. By the way, how do they manage to keep a sliver of hope considering that I have the keys to their old region and it's the only way to get in? Had they been facing the facts, they would only be feeling despair.
TNN Host: What can they do in this case?
Bedebao: NOTHING! Not to mention that I have prepared countless plans to amplify their despair.
TNN Host: Such evilness! As expeced of our Electric Dictator!

Audience appluds

TNN Host: And that concludes tonight's broadcast!

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