The TWI Family Tree (Stop nagging me and find the alcohol)

Hello there, as you all know I am Polar. The lovable, foul-mouthed, drunkard who runs the Western Isles as its glorious de facto leader. Because as we all know, all the power lies in the elected officials.

None-the-less I've been nagged a lot to do this after my failure of a family tree last time, so now I'm here to give you the most up to date version. Albeit I don't have alcohol on hand this time...

The patriarch of the family would be my grandfather Vancouvia. Its always enjoyable yet a bit boring going to see him as he talks about his model trains and accounting, but he makes up for this by his sarcasm and his distaste for capitalization. From him we have a bunch of brothers who have created the various sections of the family we see.

My Father is Miklania. He is in love with the military and not surprisingly has tried to make our part of the family the military family. Luckily though I'm here to ruin that with my inappropriateness, which manages to bring the worst out of me near my female cousins. Along with that my drunkenness, but luckily I'm able to share that with my brother Segentova. My other brothers are Corindia, Doppler, and Norstham. Luckily the five of us will win any fight we get into and this bond has made us so close you could call it a brotherly alliance. Somehow Segentova has managed to befriend New Aapelistan who is our Dad's biggest rival. This has led to some interesting fights.

We can move on from here to my Uncle Albion. His part of the family is pretty big. His favorite child is his daughter Nights Edge, me and her have been getting along better recently after I stopped, for the most part, my inappropriateness towards her after being beaten one too many times for it. Still hot though. More Vodka! ... None-the-less she and her brothers are Ainslie, Noronica, and Shanowinn, who has recently gone to the pub more and more. All those bloody varieties off the English accent. I don't know how she handles it being the one to take on the American accent while her brothers got the Scottish, English or Aussie accents.

Moving on though we go to my Uncle Ostehaar and his husband Verdon, they named their house Gael, and they might be the coolest uncles. They were pretty prolific on the children front having seven children. They are Agadar, Michigonia, Bravo Rio, Dormill/Stiura (Diagnosed with Schizophrenia), Orsandia, Samudera, and Eserai. Oddly enough Ainslie and Noronica like staying with Ostehaar and Verdon more than they like hanging out at their own house.

Moving on we meet my Uncle Covonant and his husband Wellsia. They like to call their marriage a Cooperative Union. None-the-less they have a bunch of children. My favorite is their daughter Keomora, not for the greatest of reasons but... y'know... None-the-less they also have their sons, Ipland, Cantonos, Dragao, San Jimenez, Verona, Tectonix, and Suomi. I guess they also like to bang a lot. Their house is usually a meeting ground for a lot of the family members. Especially when you've got Keo's boyfriend Jahe over and her best friend Domanania over who is still sad from the loss of his lover PPU and his former friend Dashgrinaar who ran off into the sunset together, never to be seen again.

Anyways then we have the cool uncle Atnaia. Who works out a lot and is very knowledgeable. Due to some prior life choices he never had a child and thus decided to adopt. He adopted Xrevaro... Nights Edge's best friend. It's like he radiates rainbows.

After that we have my favorite Uncle Randmar, who's still out on a business trip.

You then have my sickly Uncle Linaviar, I think there were some complications when Vancouvia had him. But he's overcoming those and becoming one of the foremost linguists in the family.

We did lose an Uncle though. Bhumidol was a great Uncle but he went out on a trip and never came back. I will never forget all the advise he gave me. He left two sons and a daughter. Athara Magarat went a bit nuts and became a terrorist, vowing that the Isles should never belong to the non-indigenous. Bhikkustan went off and married New Aapelistan becoming part of that family which also contains New Aapelistan's brother Eurania. There's their sister Yinhe or Koysala, or whatever she is nowadays, she keeps leaving and getting her name changed.

Holy sh*t. Almost just fell out of my chair. Maybe I need to tone the alcohol down.

Anyways, where were we... I mean you've got Agadar's best friend Great-Imperilonia. Or we could talk about the crazy people who just moved in, San Montagna and Belle Isle en terre. Oh, hey Remodio's back!!! He's got the dankest memes.

Oh... you wanna talk about... *sweeps hand towards the graveyard* Well there it is. Here lies Tuernia, Jag, Eutriston, Mubaru, my friends Cottoria and Dibeg. There's Dragliec too, he left so long ago I'm probably the only one who still remembers him. Wildelyn... *wipes tear from eye* Ventlimer. Kpod, Rejected Regents, To Qouc Duc... I'm not crying, men don't cry.

Where was I... I... I love this family. It's been great. There have been so many fun times. More come and go, and there are some that aren't even on this list. So I say here that this is to all of you, from Polar, Much love.