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DispatchFactbookTrivia

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Ready up ladies and gentlemen because in this month’s issue we have asked 100,000 Russlandians about how they see the countries we most often interact with. We have created pictures and descriptions for all the nations that our citizens have noted as being most important to us or simply the countries we know best. Now let’s remember that Orlov and Katerina see these countries in a different way and this is simply the views of the populace. Ready? Good then, let’s get started

Who better to start off with than our 'Glorious Leader La La' The sanada clan


No surprise here, the 'cute' Leader is seen as a terrifying and powerful monarch/warrior, truly badass and leaving ice and devastation behind her path, someone to be feared and respected for sure

Much like the glorious leader Pucz was ranked as second favourite nation, 'Maurytsiy' leading the Glorious Communist Republic of Puczovska


Well yeah, Pucz does love to spread communism, his camaraderie and military might, often coming with patriotic aggression has earned him the image of a truly high standing communist leader.

Thirdly we have one of our all time favourites its Zora the explorer 'Aozora' leadingKyoki Chudoku'[/u
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Aozora, The scythe wielding Overlord of all reality, torture and her go together like Saiderans and Sea cucumbers, the whole of Russland seems to agree on this.

Speaking of Warsaw Pact Members the very leader of it, [u]Friently has also been featured, praise to 'Bryan Von Friently VII'the most kek of all leaders.


Intimidating Military check, Right Wing Authoritarianism check, laughing at any pathetic fools that stand in his way. That may not be the friendly way but that's Friently way for ya in our eyes.

Now Xystopia was actually quite a surprise for us, quite a few people said they saw them as possible romantic partners, not sure where that came from but nonetheless its one of the countries we fought closest to, our soldiers did more side by side fighting than any other countries.


Yes a beautiful Communism lover clearly devoted to spreading communism, and a loyal friend.

Sagiri Axelford-Hoffmahn and Necerierra had a special place in the civilians hearts. She was the first to meet our Leadership and also ranked first as the most adorable foreign child nationwide.


Murder is the way of Aozora, and the small Sagiri, whilst being seen as cute she is also seen as deadly by the populace "like mother like daughter" as they say.

Lord Shaxx, head of Dilberta was actually once an enemy of Russland but has now joined Hotel La La, however unfortunately his reputation in relation to The sanada clan hasn't much left us.


Ever since the time Sanada treated Shaxx like a dog the image of a puppy-like Shaxx stood in the Russlandians minds, perhaps time will change his image someday however.

Now Spiritual lyrical individual miracles and its Emperor SLIM is....well as crazy as he is powerful and immortal, and, he drinks the bloods of gods? Are we sure we are getting this right??


We were told that SLIM was meant to look like an insane, badass, ninja, weaboo warrior, with awesome technology by the people, this is as close as we came to that.

Then we have Aldion with its Queen Liz or Elizabeth, up there with Xystopia with the highest potential romance levels from the populace, scandalous considering how she ships Kat and Mike. But she actually saved Orlov II from being executed at a tournament that was a close call eh?


A respectable leader who’s earned her place in the eyes of her people, independent and humble and someone who gets the job done, that's how Russlandians see Liz.

Saa canada with their Leader Grace was also featured even though her interaction with the Russland was very recent...hence why Russlandians see her....well as a living stereotype.


Well this wasn't actually how Russlandians saw you, but your agonising torture with those muffins earned you this portrayal x.

Every Russlandian loves a story of a man looking for love, and Solestia with their King Alphonse Kaiser is just that.....


"Insert Lyrics to Mad World here”.

If I were to ask you, who has said 'The RMB is ded' more times than Orlov has said comrade? The answer would clearly be The akhara islands. They are special because they were asked by the majority of citizens to be shown with Pucz, good for them. . Here they are like Russlandians see them.

Sorry that was Redacted due to unknown B r i b e r y reasons, here is a better more accurate image:


Yup, reminding all the RMB is dead constantly, and annoyingly laughing at other peoples misfortunes, that's Akhara for ya.

Yukkira lead by 'Kirin Yuki' is a special character altogether, only recently interacting with the Russland Kingdom and already having Russland buy products from them, nonetheless Russlandians have made assumptions about their leader, with her...............err, are we sure this is right? *Ahem* stating she is the second most attractive Leader there is.


An attractive powerful woman able to get what she wants and one that manufactures actual humans from VATs, quite liked by the Russlandians for such a new figure.

Speaking of attraction, This country has some very peculiar tastes, who am I talking about? Great solordia of course!


I mean come on we all saw this coming, over 99,900 people out of the 100,000 wanted to see Saidera loving sea cucumbers (Media Warfare at its finest), we simply gave you the PG version folks.

Last but not least it’s our heartbroken comrade Norwegianelkhound who had the most sympathy from the Russland Populace.


Right well, we really have a soft spot for NorwegianElkHound, despite her sadness she goes out of her way constantly to give others drinks, listen to them, and to like things our leader has said, she’s Got the No 1 spot for compassion.

*Sound of a blowtorch begins be heard* Ah looks like Orlov is here....we still had Radicaster and Hong kong empire and even The russland kingdom to announce but we're going to have to do that a bit later after we fight off these pesky Russland forces, we hoped you enjoyed our survey results. *As the transmission cuts off the sound of an 11-C monstrosity roaring is heard in the distance, SLIMS plasma cannons also fire, before only the sound static is heard*.

I am back to finish this leak, how? Well I totally destroyed all of Russlands and SLIMS troops , it was awesome, shame ya weren’t there, so let’s get into it.

Now this is a nation who we’ve heard a lot off but haven’t gotten to know very well, ironically although we haven’t substantially interacted with them once we know more about Radicaster and their emperor Chongzhen’s national affairs than we know about ours.


There we go, broadcasting its internal affairs to everyone, entertaining to read for sure, I mean who needed national secrets anyways.

If I made you think of a capitalist nation with a 'tiny' superiority complex who always talks about how they are better I think we’d have the same nation in mind, granted this nation did offer our leader immortality so Russandians don’t hate it as much anymore , I’m talking about Hong kong empire lead by The Yuanfu Emperor.


Power hungry, immortal and supposedly superior The Hong Kong Empire sits on his throne, judging all other nations, to be fair we probably aren’t doing ourselves a favour featuring him as he will most likely see it as us acknowledging his importance.

Next up, we have our North Pacific Representative, Pallaith who is always voting for us in the World Assembly surrounded by all his officers and helpers, representing our interests.


Russlandians found he was actually much more approachable understandable and helpful then they had expected, so keep it up until Kyoki Chudoku' manages to overthrow you, if she does that is...

Another newcomer, one which Russlandians seem to like a lot already, which is Totally not because of her beautiful blue eyes which I personally know are due to contacts, its Exlesia head by Megumi Allison Mafornicae-Ayuzawa.


A heavily blue coloured themed, I really do wonder why I’m not jealous I swear , Russlandians have described her as a deadly Angelic leader with a maid feel to her why?? because they overheard she was irritated people drew her as a maid and this is Russland after all, she was also seen as one of the most attractive leaders, good for ya. But Srlsy tho pls let me buy those contacts

Now here is a question for ya, how would you expect Russlandians to see their own country of The russland kingdom Headed by Michael Orlov II and Katerina Alexandria II?.Well if your answer was a badass snow warrior that cuts down all its path you are correct!!!


Do you hear that? That’s the sound of 100,000 Russlandians patting themselves on the back, yeah don’t mind us, keep congratulating yourselves for seeing yourself as nearly flawless, good job you guys.

Finally we have our awards section with First and Second Place in Categories for nations and their leaders, again this is what the populace thinks, not the heads of state, so don't get upset if you're not on here:

Most Attractive Leaders/nations: First place=Exlesia head by Megumi Allison Mafornicae-Ayuzawa. , Second Place=Yukkira lead by 'Kirin Yuki'

Cutest/ most loved Leaders/nations: First place=Sagiri Axelford-Hoffmahn and Necerierra , Second Place='Aozora' leadingKyoki Chudoku'

Most Respected Leaders/Nations:First place='Glorious Leader La La' The sanada clan , Second Place='Maurytsiy' leading Puczovska

Most Murderous Leaders/Nations:First Place='Aozora' leadingKyoki Chudoku' Second Place:'Glorious Leader La La' The sanada clan

Most pitied Leaders/Nations:First place=Lord Shaxx, head of Dilberta , Second Place=Solestia with their King Alphonse Kaiser

Most Awesome Leaders/Nations:First place=Spiritual lyrical individual miracles and its Emperor SLIM , Second Place='Glorious Leader La La' The sanada clan

Most Influential Leaders/Nations:First place=Pallaith , Second Place='Glorious Leader La La' The sanada clan

Overall, highest Ranked Leaders/Nations (In all categories as well as other unmentioned ones):First place='Glorious Leader La La' The sanada clan , Second Place=='Aozora' leadingKyoki Chudoku'

Well this has been Mrs Shadowy Reporter leaking the results of the survey, if I’m not executed id love to do this again sometime, have fun :P !!!

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