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by The Holy Empire of Rommanda. . 123 reads.

The Mighty Rommandan Imperial Army

The tradition of the Rommandan land forces go back to the dark ages when mighty Rommandan berserker warrior ran encuerados across the plains armed with peñones and obsidian machetes in those epic days of high adventure.

Latter, as ages became more civilized, Rommandan warriors in iron suits and iron weapons would launch their mighty crusades to spread the holy tenants of Romma-Deism and “liberate sweet maidens and maybe-not-maiden-still-hot-babes” from the southern “pinches putos” and “barbarian cholos”, riding down from the northern steppes in their armored-macho-battle-bears chanting the Iron Hymn of “Hail and Kill”.

Centuries of recorded warfare (and perhaps millennia before that) has produced an army of warrior fanatics that will fight even beyond dead for their land, their faith, their emperor and last but never least: babes, booze and more recently… the lulz.

A typical charge (the battle order may be altered as situation warrants) of the Rommandan ground forces will come after an intensive plethora of calculated airstrikes and not so calculated but overwhelming artillery barrages:

-The first wave will consist of repentant sinners that will charge with light weapons and battle machetes.

-The second wave will be of “absolved through sacrifice” sinners that will reinforce the first wave ready to immolate themselves should the battle go awry at this point.

-The third wave consists of elite imperial storm-troopers (assault infantry) and dragoons (heavy infantry) leading the way for…

-The fourth and final wave will see the might of the mechanized infantry and Imperial guard advance in full against the remnants of the enemy, crushing them without mercy or discrimination.

No death for the glory of Rommanda is in vain.

The Holy Empire of Rommanda

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