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by The Dáxlamic Queendom of Lussia. . 22 reads.

Farewell My King...(Date:10/07/2024)

Earlier today our beloved King, James III, has died. He was killed in the Second Battle of Sanatos when facing off against three tanks alone. He took three High Explosive Anti Tank rounds before finally falling and in a cruel twist of fate only five seconds later reinforcements arrived. His Daughter, princess Lilly, now our Queen, Lilly II is visibly upset at the news and has delivered an ultimatum to the government in south america. One they are to grant Brazil its independence immediately, two they are to pay 5 billion Pounds in war reparations and three their current leader is to resign immediately. She has warned that if any, even one of these terms is not followed, then she will drop 200 Alicorn-L Nuclear bombs onto their cities. Each Alicorn-L has a yield of 75 megatons or 75000000 tons of TNT. This means altogether Queen Lilly II is threatening to drop 15000 megatons of destructive power on the cowards who murdered our king. Let us hope it does not come to that, may King James III rule for eternity in the heavens long live Queen Lilly II!

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