The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2015 July - December

[center][color=indigo][b]The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History
2015[/b]
July - December[/color]
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[b]July 1st, 2015[/b]
[list]• The number of students attending university has reached a record high.[/list]

[b]July 2nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
• The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Divine Cervine City Times is sold out.[/list]

[b]July 3rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.[/list]

[b]July 4th, 2015[/b]
[list]• A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
• The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.[/list]

[b]July 5th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.[/list]

[b]July 6th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
• Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.[/list]

[b]July 8th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Fairy deer is one of the most popular forenames in Divine Cervine. [color=white]#258[/color][/list]

[b]July 9th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
• Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.[/list]

[b]July 10th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.[/list]

[b]July 11th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Divine Cervine has designated Divine Cervine City as its capital city.[/list]

[b]July 12th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/compassionate10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/compassionate5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens. Divine Cervine is ranked 234th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=6]Kitten Softness Rating[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 5,833rd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=6]Kitten Softness Rating[/url].[/b]
• [i]Divine Cervine changed its national capital to "The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna".[/i]
• Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
• Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
• Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.[/list]

[b]July 13th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Untold millions of luminous orbs are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
• The government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.[/list]

[b]July 14th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
• Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. [color=white]#431[/color][/list]

[b]July 15th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
• Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.[/list]

[b]July 16th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
• Nude art is becoming wildly popular.[/list]

[b]July 17th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Anti-government web sites are springing up.
• Protests are legal but strictly supervised.[/list]

[b]July 18th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
• Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.[/list]

[b]July 19th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.[/list]

[b]July 20th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.[/list]

[b]July 21st, 2015[/b]
[list]• All beauty contests have been banned.
• There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.[/list]

[b]July 22nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government funds large training centres to turn fairy deer into functioning members of society.
• The nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.[/list]

[b]July 23rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Students cut up leftover luminous orbs during Arts and Crafts.[/list]

[b]July 24th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.[/list]

[b]July 26th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
• Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.[/list]

[b]July 27th[/b]
[list]• The number of students attending university has reached a record high.[/list]

[b]July 28th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
• The nation is currently revamping its entire education system.[/list]

[b]July 29th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
• Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.[/list]

[b]July 30th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Artists are pillars of society.
• Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.[/list]

[b]July 31st, 2015[/b]
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[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pacifist. Divine Cervine is ranked 148th in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, scoring 406 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=47]Lennon-Springsteen Scale[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist. Divine Cervine is ranked 3,051st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 406 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=47]Lennon-Springsteen Scale[/url].[/b]
• Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. [color=white]#150[/color]
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[b]August 1st, 2015[/b]
[list]• Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
• Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.[/list]

[b]August 2nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Extreme political groups are outlawed.
• People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles.[/list]

[b]August 3rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
• There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.[/list]

[b]August 4th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
• Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.[/list]

[b]August 5th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/welfare5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/welfare5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs. Divine Cervine is ranked 173rd in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 110 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=28]Safety Net Mesh Density Rating[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 4,458th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 110 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=28]Safety Net Mesh Density Rating[/url].[/b]
• Organ donation is compulsory.
• Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. [color=white]#303[/color][/list]

[b]August 6th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
• There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.[/list]

[b]August 7th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Vaccinations are mandatory.
• Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.[/list]

[b]August 8th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Divine Cervine.
• The government is giving peace a chance.[/list]

[b]August 9th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
• Children are raised bilingual from an early age.[/list]

[b]August 10th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
• All forms of advertising are banned.[/list]

[b]August 11th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
• Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.[/list]

[b]August 12th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
• Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. [color=white]#440[/color][/list]

[b]August 13th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
• Sex changes are routinely performed at Divine Cervine's hospitals.[/list]

[b]August 14th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.[/list]

[b]August 15th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Birth rates have hit an all-time low.
• The study of medicine is popular throughout Divine Cervine.[/list]

[b]August 16th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
• The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna for fear of causing a fuss.[/list]

[b]August 17th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Divine Cervine's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
• Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.[/list]

[b]August 18th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
• The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.[/list]

[b]August 19th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.[/list]

[b]August 21st, 2015[/b]
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[/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens. Divine Cervine is ranked 412th in Lazarus and 9,673rd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=40]Relative Cheerfulness Rating[/url].[/b]
• Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
• Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.[/list]

[b]August 22nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Graffiti graces every city's streets.[/list]

[b]August 23rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
• Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
• There is a dearth of space for new houses.[/list]

[b]August 24th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
• Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.[/list]

[b]August 25th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Eminent domain has been abolished.
• All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.[/list]

[b]August 26th, 2015[/b]
[list]• A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.[/list]

[b]August 27th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
• Organ donation is compulsory.[/list]

[b]August 28th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/hightax10w.png[/img]
[/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates. Divine Cervine is ranked 592nd in Lazarus and 12,869th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 15 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=49]Inverse Hayek Index[/url].[/b]
• Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.[/list]

[b]August 29th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Most citizens in Divine Cervine are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
• Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.[/list]

[b]August 30th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
• Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.[/list]

[b]August 31st, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/inclusive10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/inclusive5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive. Divine Cervine is ranked 241st in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 131 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=71]Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive. Divine Cervine is ranked 5,669th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 131 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=71]Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index[/url].[/b]
• Euthanasia is legal.
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[b]September 1st, 2015[/b]
[list]• Same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
• Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.[/list]

[b]September 2nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Divine Cervine's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
• Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.[/list]

[b]September 3rd, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens. Divine Cervine is ranked 266th in Lazarus for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=40]Relative Cheerfulness Rating[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 6,280th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=40]Relative Cheerfulness Rating[/url].[/b]
• The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".[/i]
• The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.[/list]

[b]September 4th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".[/i]
• People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.[/list]

[b]September 5th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Divine Cervine is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
• The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.[/list]

[b]September 6th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Military funding has been stripped back.
• National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.[/list]

[b]September 7th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
• Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.[/list]

[b]September 8th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.[/list]

[b]September 9th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/healthy10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens. Divine Cervine is ranked 494th in Lazarus and 10,662nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 10 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=39]Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day[/url].[/b]
• High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. [color=white]#018[/color][/list]

[b]September 10th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.[/list]

[b]September 11th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.[/list]

[b]September 12th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/healthcare10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare. Divine Cervine is ranked 584th in Lazarus and 12,593rd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 74 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=29]Theresa-Nightingale Rating[/url].[/b]
• The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
• Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.[/list]

[b]September 13th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather. Divine Cervine is ranked 497th in Lazarus and 9,855th in the world for Best Weather, with 56 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=41]Metres of Sunlight Above Expected[/url].[/b]
• Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.[/list]

[b]September 14th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.[/list]

[b]September 15th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
• Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.[/list]

[b]September 16th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.[/list]

[b]September 17th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually.[/list]

[b]September 18th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".[/i][/list]

[b]September 19th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
 • A government program is underway to revitalize Divine Cervine's beaches. [color=white]#031[/color][/list]

[b]September 20th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.[/list]

[b]September 21st, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans. Divine Cervine is ranked 517th in Lazarus and 10,514th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 29 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=44]Enoch Index[/url].[/b]
• Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
• The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.[/list]

[b]September 22nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• The nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
• Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".[/i][/list]

[b]September 23rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out.
• Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Divine Cervine Blood Tithe.[/list]

[b]September 24th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/rebelyouth10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth. Divine Cervine is ranked 576th in Lazarus and 11,044th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 10 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=54]Stark-Dean Displacement Index[/url].[/b]
• Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
• Aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.[/list]

[b]September 25th, 2015[/b]
[list]• It is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
• Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.[/list]

[b]September 26th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/environment10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/environment10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments. Divine Cervine is ranked 399th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 507.4 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=63]Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments. Divine Cervine is ranked 7,716th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 507.4 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=63]Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile[/url].[/b]
• Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. [color=white]#148[/color]
• Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
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[b]September 27th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/eco-govt10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/eco-govt10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments. Divine Cervine scores a 99 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=7]Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments. Divine Cervine scores a 99 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=7]Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index[/url].[/b]
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[b]September 28th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
• Divine Cervine is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.[/list]

[b]September 29th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Income Equality. Divine Cervine is ranked 79th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 189 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=33]Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale[/url].
[/b]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality. Divine Cervine is ranked 4,230th in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 189 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=33]Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale[/url].[/b]
• An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
• Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
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[b]September 30th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/inclusive5.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 161st in Lazarus and 3,585th in the world for Most Inclusive, scoring 184 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=71]Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index[/url].[/b]
• Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
• Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.[/list]
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[b]October 1st, 2015[/b]
[list]• The number of students attending university has reached a record high.
• The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.[/list]

[b]October 2nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• [i]Divine Cervine changed its national nation type to "Benevolent Queendom".[/i]
• Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.[/list]

[b]October 4th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The Divine Cervinean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
• 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Divine Cervine's radio stations.
• Citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
• Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.[/list]

[b]October 5th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.[/list]

[b]October 6th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 96th in Lazarus and 2,001st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 609 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=47]Lennon-Springsteen Scale[/url].[/b]
• Queen Arbeaone has just been declared ruler of Divine Cervine in an international press conference.
• [i]Divine Cervine changed its national leader to "Queen Arbeaone".[/i]
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[b]October 7th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. [color=white]#115[/color]
• The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna for fear of causing a fuss.[/list]

[b]October 8th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 93rd in Lazarus and 1,987th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 612 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=47]Lennon-Springsteen Scale[/url].[/b]
• Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
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[b]October 9th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
• Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.[/list]

[b]October 10th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
• Students in Divine Cervine's schools rarely attend their classes.[/list]

[b]October 11th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat. [color=white]#269[/color]
• The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
• Photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Queen Arbeaone. [color=white]#277[/color][/list]

[b]October 12th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. [color=white]#150[/color]
• Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.[/list]

[b]October 13th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
• The nation has an international reputation for compassion. [color=white]#036[/color][/list]

[b]October 14th, 2015[/b]
[list]• A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
• The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Divine Cervine.[/list]

[b]October 15th, 2015[/b]
[list]• All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
• The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.[/list]

[b]October 16th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
• Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.[/list]

[b]October 17th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather. Divine Cervine is ranked 412th in Lazarus and 7,626th in the world for Best Weather, with 70 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=41]Metres of Sunlight Above Expected[/url].[/b]
• The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
• Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
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[b]October 19th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
• Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.[/list]

[b]October 20th, 2015[/b]
[list]• All beauty contests have been banned.
• Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. [color=white]#047[/color][/list]

[b]October 21st, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.[/list]

[b]October 22nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
• The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
• Workers have seized control of the economy.
• Sections of the police receive paramilitary training.[/list]

[b]October 23rd, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 77th in Lazarus and 1,796th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 663 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=47]Lennon-Springsteen Scale[/url].[/b]
• A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
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[b]October 24th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/compassionate5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/compassionate5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 93rd in Lazarus and 2,144th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 107 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=6]Kitten Softness Rating[/url].[/b]
• Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
• The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. [color=white]#385[/color]
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[b]October 25th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 86th in Lazarus and 3,793rd in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 187 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=33]Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale[/url].[/b]
• 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Divine Cervine's radio stations.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".[/i]
• Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. [color=white]#440[/color]
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[b]October 26th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually.
• The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.[/list]

[b]October 27th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.[/b]
• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 463rd in Lazarus and 8,460th in the world for Best Weather, with 65 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=41]Metres of Sunlight Above Expected[/url].[/b]
• There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
• Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.[/list]

[b]October 28th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Discarded pennies litter the streets.
• Protests are legal but strictly supervised.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".[/i][/list]

[b]October 29th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/healthy10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/healthy10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens. Divine Cervine is ranked 338th in Lazarus and 7,139th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 12 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=39]Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day[/url].[/b]
• Queen Arbeaone's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
• Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
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[b]October 30th, 2015[/b]
[list][color=#910000]• [b]A zombie apocalypse has befallen upon the nation. [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=news/2015/10/28/index.html]NationStates-Z[sup]4[/sup][/url][/b][/color]
• [i]Divine Cervine is currently researching a cure.[/i]
• People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
• There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.[/list]

[b]October 31st, 2015[/b]
[list][color=#910000]• [b]A zombie apocalypse continues to ravage the nation.[/b][/color]
• [i]Divine Cervine is currently researching a cure.[/i]
[color=#910000]• It has been 12 hours since the zombie apocalypse began and the statistics are:[/color]
[list][color=#8bbc21]Survivors: 447,976,970[/color]
[color=#910000]Zombies: 452,000,337[/color]
[color=#666666]Dead: 6,209,320[/color][/list]
• Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
[color=#910000]• It has been 24 hours since the zombie apocalypse began and the statistics are:[/color][list][color=#8bbc21]Survivors: 105,049,210[/color]
[color=#910000]Zombies: 381,919,592[/color]
[color=#666666]Dead: 417,993,046[/color]
Survival Rate: 11.60%[/list]
• Getting a abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter.[/list]

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[b]November 1st, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/safe10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest. Divine Cervine is ranked 541st in Lazarus and 10,648th in the world for Safest, scoring 627.812 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=43]Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating[/url].[/b]
[color=#910000]• It has been 36 hours since the zombie apocalypse began and the final statistics are:[/color]
[list][color=#8bbc21]Survivors: 7,217,680[/color]
[color=#910000]Zombies: 169,273,574[/color]
[color=#666666]Dead: 735,949,375[/color]
Survival Rate: 0.77%[/list]
[color=#910000]• [url=https://www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine?zalert=1]The zombie apocalypse is over[/url].[/color]
• Euthanasia is legal.
• Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.[/list]

[b]November 2nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Eminent domain has been abolished.
• The government is giving peace a chance.[/list]

[b]November 3rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
• The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Divine Cervine.[/list]

[b]November 4th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/healthcare10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/healthcare10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare. Divine Cervine is ranked 400th in Lazarus and 8,815th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 94 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=29]Theresa-Nightingale Rating[/url].[/b]
• Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
• Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
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[b]November 5th, 2015[/b]
[list]• A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".[/i][/list]

[b]November 6th, 2015[/b]
[list]• An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
• Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.[/list]

[b]November 7th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
• The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.[/list]

[b]November 8th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
• Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".[/i][/list]

[b]November 9th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/smart10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/smart10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens. Divine Cervine is ranked 366th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, scoring 27 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=36]Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score[/url].[/b]
• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens. Divine Cervine is ranked 7,514th in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 27 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=36]Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score[/url].[/b]
• Students cut up leftover luminous orbs during Arts and Crafts.
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[b]November 10th, 2015[/b]
[list]• There is a dearth of space for new houses.
• Same-sex marriages are increasingly common.[/list]

[b]November 11th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
• A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.[/list]

[b]November 12th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Organ donation is compulsory.
• Birth rates have hit an all-time low.[/list]

[b]November 13th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Book Publishing facilities are being turned into fairy deer habitats.
• Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.[/list]

[b]November 14th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
• People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.[/list]

[b]November 15th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
• Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".[/i][/list]

[b]November 16th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.[/list]

[b]November 17th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".[/i][/list]

[b]November 18th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
• The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Divine Cervine's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.[/list]

[b]November 19th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather. Divine Cervine is ranked 254th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 108 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=41]Metres of Sunlight Above Expected[/url].[/b]
• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 5,320th in the world for Best Weather, with 108 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=41]Metres of Sunlight Above Expected[/url].[/b]
• Immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Divine Cervinean pensions.
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[b]November 20th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Students cut up leftover luminous orbs during Arts and Crafts.
• Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.[/list]

[b]November 21st, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/smart10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/smart5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 303rd in Lazarus and 6,443rd in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 27 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=36]Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score[/url].[/b]
• The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
• Children are raised bilingual from an early age.
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[b]November 22nd, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/culture10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/culture10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured. Divine Cervine is ranked 345th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 43 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=55]Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale[/url].[/b]
• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured. Divine Cervine is ranked 7,705th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 43 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=55]Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale[/url].[/b]
• Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. [color=white]#303[/color]
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".[/i]
• Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
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[b]November 23rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
• Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. [color=white]#431[/color]
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".[/i][/list]

[b]November 24th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
• The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.[/list]

[b]November 25th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/nude10w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest. Divine Cervine is ranked 429th in Lazarus and 11,624th in the world for Nudest, with 216 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=9]Cheeks per Square Mile[/url].[/b]
• Artists are pillars of society.
• The government pours millions of luminous orbs into rehabilitation programs annually.[/list]

[b]November 26th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.[/list]

[b]November 27th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.[/list]

[b]November 28th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
• Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".[/i][/list]

[b]November 29th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Divine Cervine's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
• The nation is currently revamping its entire education system.[/list]

[b]November 30th, 2015[/b]
[list]• National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
• People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.[/list]

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[b]December 1st, 2015[/b]
[list]• Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. [color=white]#303[/color]
• The arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.[/list]

[b]December 2nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Most citizens in Divine Cervine are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
• There is a dearth of space for new houses.[/list]

[b]December 3rd, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans. Divine Cervine is ranked 248th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 37 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=44]Enoch Index[/url].[/b]
• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 5,404th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 37 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=44]Enoch Index[/url].[/b]
• Nude art is becoming wildly popular.
• There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
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[b]December 4th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 81st in Lazarus and 4,126th in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 189 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=33]Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale[/url].[/b]
• Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
• Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
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[b]December 5th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Workers have seized control of the economy.
• The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.[/list]

[b]December 6th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/culture10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/culture5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 281st in Lazarus and 6,282nd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 51 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=55]Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale[/url].[/b]
• Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
• The nation leads Lazarus in per capita stalking.
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".[/i]
[color=white]_[/color][/list]

[b]December 7th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace1w.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/peace5.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%). Divine Cervine is ranked 59th in Lazarus and 1,353rd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 856 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=47]Lennon-Springsteen Scale[/url].[/b]
• Anti-government web sites are springing up.
• Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
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[b]December 8th, 2015[/b]
[list]• All forms of advertising are banned.
• Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.[/list]

[b]December 9th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
• Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.[/list]

[b]December 10th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%). Divine Cervine is ranked 197th in Lazarus and 4,666th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=40]Relative Cheerfulness Rating[/url].[/b]
• Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
• [i]Divine Cervine changed its national demonym to "Divine Fawn".[/i]
• [i]Divine Cervine changed its national demonym plural to "Divine Deerlings".[/i]
• [i]Divine Cervine changed its national animal to "purple fairy deer".[/i]
• The nation is known as the cheapskates of Lazarus. [color=white]#469[/color][/list]

[b]December 11th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. [color=white]#359[/color]
• The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. [color=white]#275[/color][/list]

[b]December 12th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. [color=white]#305[/color]
• People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. [color=white]#092[/color][/list]

[b]December 13th, 2015[/b]
[list]• UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. [color=white]#081[/color]
• Purple fairy deer is one of the most popular forenames in Divine Cervine. [color=white]#258[/color][/list]

[b]December 14th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. [color=white]#303[/color]
• Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. [color=white]#371[/color][/list]

[b]December 15th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. [color=white]#115[/color]
• Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. [color=white]#047[/color][/list]

[b]December 16th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 154th in Lazarus and 3,802nd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=40]Relative Cheerfulness Rating[/url].[/b]
• Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. [color=white]#431[/color]
• Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. [color=white]#148[/color]
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[b]December 17th, 2015[/b]
[list]• The newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat. [color=white]#269[/color]
• Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. [color=white]#150[/color][/list]

[b]December 18th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 227th in Lazarus and 4,650th in the world for Best Weather, with 121 [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=41]Metres of Sunlight Above Expected[/url].[/b]
• Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. [color=white]#440[/color]
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[b]December 19th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Queen Arbeaone. [color=white]#277[/color]
• The nation has an international reputation for compassion. [color=white]#036[/color][/list]

[b]December 20th, 2015[/b]
[list]• A government program is underway to revitalize Divine Cervine's beaches. [color=white]#031[/color]
• The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. [color=white]#385[/color][/list]

[b]December 21st, 2015[/b]
[list]• High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. [color=white]#018[/color][/list]

[b]December 22nd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Political dissidents are cut off from essential services. [color=white]#466[/color]
• Abortions are routinely performed in Divine Cervine's hospitals. [color=white]#136[/color][/list]

[b]December 23rd, 2015[/b]
[list]• Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. [color=white]#446[/color]
• Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. [color=white]#167[/color][/list]

[b]December 24th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. [color=white]#190[/color]
• Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. [color=white]#263[/color][/list]

[b]December 25th, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy5.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 186th in Lazarus and 4,362nd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=40]Relative Cheerfulness Rating[/url].[/b]
• Eminent domain has been abolished. [color=white]#216[/color]
• The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. [color=white]#045[/color]
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[b]December 26th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. [color=white]#107[/color]
• Organ donation is compulsory. [color=white]#026[/color][/list]

[b]December 27th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. [color=white]#164[/color]
• Divine Cervine's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. [color=white]#013[/color][/list]

[b]December 28th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. [color=white]#304[/color]
• The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. [color=white]#145[/color][/list]

[b]December 29th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. [color=white]#210[/color][/list]

[b]December 30th, 2015[/b]
[list]• Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. [color=white]#050[/color]
• Anti-government web sites are springing up. [color=white]#037[/color]
• [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".[/i][/list]

[b]December 31st, 2015[/b]
[floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/culture10.png[/img]
[img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/culture5w.png[/img][/floatleft][list]• [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 270th in Lazarus and 5,903rd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=compare/nations=divine_cervine?censusid=55]Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale[/url].[/b]
•  The Divine Cervinean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. [color=white]#448[/color]
•  [i]Divine Cervine published "[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=544436]The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2016 January - June[/url]" (Factbook: History).[/i]
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