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by The Victorious Dictator of Nationalist Gold Union. . 16 reads.

The Blue-Gold News : 31/12/15 : "NGUND launch spacecraft"

CASPIA, KEYSTONE. NGU. An unidentified rocket has launched off this morning.

At approximately 6:00 this morning, a rocket blasted off about 30 miles east of Caspia, in a remote and barren region. Nearby buildings included a small NGUND outpost and a Worrisan military camp.

The government hasn't made a statement about this launch yet, and many citizens are concerned.

"I remember—it might be a secret weapon!" says conspirator Johnny Wallums. "The prophecy of Nez states that the superpowers of the ocean region will come together to blow themselves up from the sky! The only option is to worship Zen for the day, just to balance this prophecy out!"

"Ah, come on," says a highly-respected NGUND veteran. "It's probably just security equipment. It'd be helpful in deterring the Commies and barbarians that stole Toronto from our grasps."

The governments of Worris and NGU haven't said anything yet. It's expected that they will discuss soon.

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