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This is an Opinion on SC resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".

Vote FOR "Repeal: Liberate Utopia" | Office of the Secretary-General

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Security Council Recommendation: FOR on Repeal "Liberate Utopia"

Disclaimer:
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Overview: This resolution seeks to repeal the Liberation affixed to Utopia, a governorless region inhabitated by roughly four puppets. It cites the lack of necessity behind the resolution as a driving factor.

Analysis: Utopia, much like evil, virtue, and the common law system is a somewhat philosophical consideration. For those reasons we have convened the office's Spiritual Advisor (consult our office for full staffing details) to assess the merits of the proposal. We considered writing a 24,000 word doctoral thesis on the matter (naturally with footnotes), but after a weekend retreat to the uh, Cathedral, we have returned the following concise assesement of the concept of Utopia and the related Liberation repeal.

If Utopia were possible, would Kamari Lassiter have dropped Josh Allen's meatball sub throw in the fourth quarter of today's game? Like seriously. Now we have to spend another week hearing about how this guy is the best to play or whatever and we're just going to pretend he doesn't make terrible decisions at the most important moments, all because that clown has bricks for hands. If Utopia were possible, would I be losing my fantasy match-up by like sixty? My opponent has a kid, a pregnant wife, and a full-time job on top of being my classmate. There's no way he has more time than me for draft preparation and line-up setting. So what gives. If Utopia were possible, would Osiris exist? And on that note, the only supposed "native" objecting to this repeal was a longtime member of Osiris's raider military (the Sekhmet Legion), so we're not all too concerned what they think about the concept of self-determination on NationStates anyway. That's three pretty solid points, we think. Endorsed by the Radiant Truth.

Free yourself of delusion. Liberate yourself, by voting for Repeal "Liberate Utopia."

Therefore, we strongly encourage all World Assembly member states to Vote FOR.

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The Eternal Moment of Varanius

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