It's been brought to my attention that many of you believe that I am a permiscuus fellow with no moral compass. Many of you believe that I am a treacherous adulteror. This however, is untrue. The root of this accusation lies in an incident involving me and a woman. I challenge all of you to go back and do your research before coming to wild conclusions. This woman appeared to have been suffering abuse from her spouse (a short manlet chiwawa who is taller horizontally than vertically!) I simply asked this woman if she was safe in private like the gentleman I am. I didn't even touch this female. I hope you, the people of Kenneth Land remain morally sound and not permiscuus heathens. Monogamy is the standard and Jesus Christ is LORD. Amen brother yehaw.