Fact Number 1: Our glorious leader can do no wrong.

Fact Number 2: Our glorious leader does what he does out of love for us.

Fact Number 3: Our glorious leader knows whats right for us.

Fact Number 4: Our glorious lizard leader provides for us even though we don't deserve it.

Fact Number 5: Our glorious leader is always trying to help.

Fact Number 6: We are lucky to have our glorious leader.