Minnesota is a conspiracy theory designed to target the minds of American patriots

Have you ever seen a Minnesotan? Have you gone there? If you falsely believe you have, you have actually experienced the "Wisconsin effect", where somebody who is going to Wisconsin thinks they're actually in Minnesota. "Minnesota nice" is a Saskatchewanite-run propaganda campaign to destroy patriotic minds within other American states. Minnesota itself? It's actually one of the Great Lakes.
There is NO evidence for the existence of Minnesota. The Mississippi? It comes from Wisconsin. Minnesotans? Liberal holograms or Saskatchewan-manufactured brainwashing devices. The land itself? A frozen lake. It's time the true Sons of Liberty wake up and realize that the liberal Joe Biden and Donald Trump have teamed up and are attempting to seize control of America using the brainwashing of "Minnesota". The fake electoral college votes of Minnesota are actually Wisconsinite.