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by The Corrupted Musical of Urine Town. . 13 reads.

The (unofficial) Urine Town rain dance

Do you want to know what is really scornful about the Urine Town rebels these days? After we sent Bobby Strong to Urinetown for inciting a revolution, the rebels have created their own rain dance. They say it’s to honor their affection for Bobby Strong after he pissed away, but we at the UGC believe it’s for the sole purpose of spiting us. They chose to channel their desire for water into… you guessed it… another forsaken song.

When darkness surrounds you and you lose your way
You have your own compass that turns night to day
And it's even with you before you depart
Be still, hear it beating
It's leading you
Follow your heart
-Male Rebels

We all want a world filled with peace and with joy
With plenty of water for each girl and boy
That bright, shining world is just waiting to start
No meanness or sorrow, just cleanness tomorrow
If only you follow your heart
-Female Rebels

Follow, into the open air
Far from squalor and noise
Follow, someone is waiting there
Someone who shares all your hopes and your joys
-Rebels

We all want a world filled with peace and with joy
With plenty of justice for each girl and boy
That bright shining world is just waiting to start
No anger or badness, just laughter and gladness
If only I follow your heart
-Rebels

Under the orders of Officer Lockstock, singing, humming, whistling, or even haiku-ing this song within the presence of a UGC official will warrant a fine of 50,000 Coins.

A repeat offense will result in a one way ticket to, well, you-know-where.

Oh, also, one last thing. We… ahem… kind of sort of profit off of this whole 20+ year drought thing. So… we secretly hope that the Rebels don’t get their drinking water back tbh. That way, they will continue to overpay for our water, and we can hoard the rest.

Wait. Did I say hoard? Yeah, you can forget about that last part.

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