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PRT Channel News | Announcement from the Pindic Government

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE PINDIC GOVERNMENT



"Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome back to the PRT News Channel. Today, we've got a very special announcement from The Pindic Parliament, given to us by The Ministry of Public Broadcasting on the Passing of a new law. Sadly, since it's a national break day, we do not have Our resident reader, Ioannis, on set, so We are going to be showing the recording made by The Prime Minister, Pavlos Papagiannis."

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"People of the Pindus,

The Vouli has decided on a new law, and henceforth I am obligated to tell to the public about it.

This new law has been created to contain unemployment, and to stop it from getting worse.
What this law oversees is the following:

The De-funding of the Military Complex by 20%;

The Subsidization of small businesses;

The De-funding of the Arms Industry by 2%;

Tighter regulations of the firing of workers, and a new Ministry, 'The Ministry of Employment and Work' will be the Ministry to regulate the Normal Usage of this segment of law;

And the funding and construction of new Schools, Including Elementary, Highschool, and a new University in Karditsa.

The new law will take effect next week."


"Well, You've heard that here folks!
We've also got some rumors that the Right-wing Members of parliament are already campaigning against the newly introduced law, but it has not been certified.
Goodbye, Pindus! And have a Won-der-ful Day!"


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