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by The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion. . 1 reads.

Manifesto of the Most Radical Campaign Ever

A spectre is haunting the TLA — the spectre of the Most Radical Campaign Ever. All the powers of old TLA have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Establishment and "joke campaigns", Americans and English, Kavaists and Anti-Kavaists.

This is showing us something: They don't want the MASSES to take their place, to tear down this corrupt game. They have fooled us of being anti-gameplay, yet they participate in the World Assembly!

But, what is the Establishment?
The Establishment is the own fabric of the TLA, the replication of this brutal and oppressive game known as NationStates. There are plenty of examples of it: a General Assembly (like the one of the World Assembly), a motto that sounds unnecessarily similar to the one of the European Union, a rampant bureaucracy, English speakers in charge…

Where is the Assemblian here?
Where is the People here? Are we only a bag of votes? Why don’t we take OUR own FREEDOM?
Us, the People, know that no election will give us our freedom, the Establishment watches and makes everything work fine. It's time to take action, and implement flashmob rule! The real dictatorship of the tlatariat!

What is to be done?

It's the time of uncivil disobedience, they cannot stop us all! Our key to success is the use of musical performances as the pregurative form of flashmob rule, they will have to watch us dance, aggresively and consciously dance.
However, in order to assure our victory just in case they decide to cover their eyes, I must run for Secretary. And then, we will have to be aware of the possible counter-revolution, because we will do maaaaaany things:

  • Rename TLA as The TLA

  • Abolish the Cabinet

  • Create a Committee of Dancing Safety, completely elected by the people.

  • Create a list of Enemies of the People. The bureaucracy must be wiped out along its reactionary thought.

  • Abolish the Supreme Court and create a Groovilutionary Court. The Groovilutionary Court will judge the Enemies of the People after a particular or popular accusation of not dancing to our revolution.

  • Create a Groovilutionary Rainbow Guard.

  • Begin the “reign of Terror Performance”.

  • Forbidding the use of English in the region, we will talk in French. In fact, we will talk in Picard!

  • We won't create any Ministry, that thing is for counter-revolutionaries.

    After the Enemies of the People are controlled, we will extend the groovilution to the rest of NationStates.

  • Storm the WA.

  • Change the motto, no europeism allowed here.

  • Change the anthem to "Himno de la URSS (Cumbia Remix)".

  • Abolish NationStates.

  • Abolish the Constitution.

  • Abolish every law.

  • Preaching the Cult of Reason.

  • Deny the bourgeois and idealist Theory of Big Bang.

  • Prosecute people who don't want to dance.

Experience?
Once, I was a simple part of this evil machinery, I must admit it. However, one day, after months of being another bureaucrat, Robespierre, wearing a Mao-neck shirt, appeared in front of me surrounded by a halo:

"Your days of licking boots must end here, from now on, you will carry the Spirit of the Groovilution." he said with a singing voice.
"Oh, I never thought I would meet God, forgive me, I have been a sinner!" I replied.
"No, I am not God, dumbass, I am a product of your imagination, you are experiencing a revelation. Spread the rythm." he finally said.

And now I am here, feeling the power of the Spirit running through my veins, determined to complete my task!

Retake the destiny of the People! Tear down the Establishment and bureaucracy!
THE ESTABLISHMENT AND NATIONSTATES ARE A WALLPAPER TIGER
RECLAIM THE DANCEFLOOR!

The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion

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