A war update

*radio static cuts out and a voice starts speaking*
"hello other nations, I haven't spoken to you in a while but I can say it is a lot more peaceful for now, there's just around 5 days until Not-Milkian soldiers land on our shore and help us out. I hope this works out, a democratic election would be better than a possibly corrupt government, our leaders son was going to run for president either way, now he might get less votes after this event. May something save this nation. Signing off, Robert from Chernobyl 2"
*static returns once again*