Current state of affairs August 14th, 2022

The Magic of Winx club is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ms faragonda with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.694 billion Winx Club are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Education and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The frighteningly efficient A Girl of the Winx Club economy, worth a remarkable 5,687 trillion alpheas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 288,816 alpheas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,979,698 per year while the poor average 15,135, a ratio of 130 to 1.