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by The Holy Empire of Pablitistan. . 4 reads.

Pablito History Part One : The Arrival

The world was a gloomy, cold and dark place. Animals beat each other with wooden clubs, and stone spears. The sick, poor animals needed someone to guide them. The Holy Emperor of All the Land, Minister of Nutriberry, Immortal Dictator Pablito appeared from the clouds. The clouds parted, and a great beam of light shined down on to Emperor Pablito. The grass grew, and the sun shined on the cold dark land. Pablito found two things, his servants, which he labled as peasants. He gave the peasants legs to remind them of their place on the world, which is on the ground. Pablito flew above the peasants, and the peasants followed their divine duties. Throughout the years the peasants labored happily for the Immortal Emperor Pablito.

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