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by The Newspaper of The Jamestown Leader. . 1 reads.

BREAKING NEWS: Moosh Moosh World touches down on a new planet

This morning, at 9:52 AM MDT, the Moosh Mooshian government announced that they have landed on MM-2, the planet discovered in 1901. They said that the planet is habitable, and that on their descent, they say what appeared to be cities. They quickly set up shop in an uninhabited marshland and named the area "Nova Snee". They said they will attempt to make contact with the locals and establish good relations.
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