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by The Zephyrs of Zerphen. . 89 reads.

Relations with The Democratic Republic of the Democratic Republic of the Empire

The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire is an independent enclave nation within Zerphen that we have good political and economic ties with.

Military:

Zerphen lacks any significant military forces. As a result, The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire has vowed to protect Zerphen with its military forces in the event that Zerphen is invaded.

Trade:
Zerphen and The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire are engaged in numerous trade deals. One notable industry is artwork, where we share artwork we find with each other and assist in each other's artwork collecting efforts. One recent notable incident was when The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire pointed Zerphen to a bid war on a highly valuable piece of work, The Reunited communist states, which at the time of the war was worth 168.00 bank. Thanks to The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire pointing Zerphen to this bid war, Zerphen was able to get the card after bidding against many other nations.

International Incidents:

The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire once gave bigtopian maids poor wages in an attempt to lower the country's tax rate. This caused an incident between our two nations. This situation got highly escalated and heated. It went so far that The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire threatened military action, and Zerphen sent The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire an apology letter in response:

Okay listen I'm sorry I broke into your house and yelled "PISS WAGE PISS WAGE HAHAHAHAHA" into your ear for 3 hours straight I should never have done that it was really immature of me. I've learned from my mistakes and I hope I can make it up to you in the future. I am madly in love with you.

Velichye, a nation we are both allied with, was asked to give their comment on the situation as a mediator. Their leader has condemned the actions of both countries, saying in an interview:
The leader of Zerphen is being annoying, but The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic of the Empire is threatening violence over it. I condemn both, but actions during any potential invasion may influence my thoughts.

The Zephyrs of Zerphen

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