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by East lodge. . 13 reads.

[Accurate] [canon] [up-to-date] [nothing else is canon in terms of death here, except for that vent post] East Lodge's Quiet Death(With RMB Posts!) (I'm actually sobbing...)

In short, East Lodge is dead.

East lodge wrote:
*runs into the bar, knocking down tables*

"Get out if you don't want to go to prison!

*grabs coat and books it out of the bar*

*two women in suits run after me, calling for backup*

*sprints down the street, trying to find a place to hide*

"This is how i-

*stops running, and walks to them*

"I'll show you the hideout. I won't hurt you."

*they handcuff me, and we go to an alley, to a door. I hand them a key. We go inside, and the raid begins*

*the backupe arrives, surrounding this street and every street and alley around it*

*people start raiding the bar, but Cthulu and the Spaghetti Monster start attacking*

East lodge wrote:
*is taken to a car*

*the car goes to a far away facility. we go through a county road, all the way to another city far away*

*they check in to see if they need to do anything. they don't*

*the car stops after a few hours of driving, and we enter the building. the room is a standard room with a table for interrogation, with maybe a double sided mirror*

*they leave me there, locking the door, leaving me cuffed to the table*

"Maybe this won't go as bad as I thought it would. I'm definitely going to be destroyed. They don't deal with prison time for machines. It won't be as bad for me, as it will for the people forcing me to do their dirty crimes... I'm not playing dumb when they come in."

*they come in, both confused. they realize they might have to do this differently...*

*"what do we do with a robot?" They whisper to each other*

*it's like a person... with no emotions...*

Them: "We know you know. We want to know more.

Them:"First, we don't know why we didn't already, but give us all the weapons."

Two issues? Honey, I got more than 2. I got way more than 5. I got 99.

East lodge wrote:
*they take the acid rays, and dirty muddy knives. They sketchily notice my hair is covered in a strange substance*

"It'll be pretty hard to get out of this one. These weapons are covered in all sorts of guilty materials. Your hair and clothes are filthy. You've clearly been places, and you smell like drugs and decay. What's your name?"

...
"Don't touch the ray. You'll get hurt."

"Is that supposed to be a threat?"

"No. It will turn you into acid if it accidently goes off."

"Alright. I suppose that's good to know. But what's your name?"

"People call me East Lodge."

"East Lodge, tell me why we found you near the mayor's office, pointing this ray at xie's head?"

"They gave me the job. I couldn't say no. I had to go, and I had to do it. There are people forcing me to do this."

*they look at me, as if they're scanning for more weapons*
"Did you give me everything in your pockets?"

"I gave you all my weapons."

"Are you sentient? Are you aware that you did these crimes?"

"...yes.

"Very well. Tell me, East Lodge, a little more about these people forcing you to do these crimes."

*they reveal photos of me, mysterious people, and victims*

*they individually point to the people*
"Who is this?"

East lodge wrote:
*after a few hours, or days, (can't remember) of interrogation someone comes in, ready to do something about me*

"Come with us."

*with a sigh, and a frown, I watch them uncuff me, and then cuff me again*

*we go to a room, where they start unstrapping belts on a table*

*they put me on it, strapping me in*

"Can I say something?"

*they nod, trying to figure out what to do*

"What separates my job from yours?"

"Crime doesn't pay. Criminal investigation does pay."

"Am I going to be dead forever?"

"You don't seem to understand death."

*they find the button, and press it*

Please don-
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*it all fades away, and my earned sentience meant nothing. They take my body, and probably ship it to some lab, or area 51. They surely didn't throw it in a dumpster. Most likely, I got crushed*

-The End-

East lodge

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