Zoran's Compendium of the Comic World of TWP

The Crabtypus
Classification: Invasive Hybrid
Threat Level:
   To Zoran: Apocalyptic
   Everyone else: mild annoyance
Preferred prey: Zoran
Population Status: Not a concern

The crabtypus is a monstrous hybrid creature that first appeared in Teralyon’s comic “Crabtypus”in the December 2020 Edition of The Western Post. This creature was entirely of Tera's creation, I do not take credit for this creature(nor would I want to).

It was created by Teralyon as a delegacy gift to the Crab King/Platypus Delegate, Dilber. In a conversation with fellow TWPAF crew members who were elected to their deputy minister positions(back when those positions were elected)he said believed he could sell them but according to him they were “a little bitey.” He tricked me into watching over the crate the creature was in and was told not to open it. But my curiosity got the better of me and I opened the crate getting immediately bitten in the process. Upon seeing the monster I ran away straight to Tera to yell at him before running further away. According to Tera, it supposedly isn’t that dangerous as long as it is fed and given exercise, but I doubt this claim!

Abilities:
Its main form of defense is its claws which are surprisingly sharp, sharp enough to cut rope. But if it needs to flee, it can climb up nearly anything or escape to the water. However, it has apparently developed the ability to turn invisible, which we all learned when Tera locked the creature and me in the same room where I was eaten to death(see Teralyon comic One Crab One Vote) by the creature.(I was later revived by the grace of Halo/The Holy Principality of Saint Mark which is why I am able to write this account)

Habitat:
Since it evolved its ability to turn invisible, the crabtypus population has exploded in the wild jungle of The West Pacific. It has become somewhat of a pest that lurks around in the trees and rivers of the jungle that can occasionally be seen passing through the streets of the region. They primarily live near rivers but they can occasionally be found in the sewer, the beach, or in the trees.

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​​​​​​Mermaid Dad
Classification: Troll

Explanation
The origin of this...troll on me comes from The Pacific where it started with a website called Aesthetic Generator that Ghost Queen shared on the New Pacific Order's (NPO) discord server. Everyone had some fun with it getting some word combinations that matched their personalities or were ironic and what I got was "Mermaid Dad"...twice. Now when I got this result and shared it withe the NPO, I said "Looks like I am going to end up staying in Florida even after it is consumed by the sea >_>". It didn't become a troll until Marinas Island started using it to troll me and I started running my sarcastic mouth off and made it even more of a troll. It is a troll that lingers here in there, threatening to peer its head out around any corner. While it has died off a bit now, I can never truly tell when the troll is dead and it haunts me in my dreams...turning them into nightmares about child support >_>.

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Alleged Mermaid Wife and Daughter
Classification: Mermaid Apparitions
Threat Level
   To Zoran: Unknown
   Everyone else: Harmless/non-existant

Tied to the Mermaid Dad troll is the implied idea of a family that would cause me to be a Mermaid Dad. Now I do not have a family or a child myself, yet this troll creates the idea that I have one.

These two sometimes haunt my dreams on days when I am trolled the most. The dream is always the same, I wake up under the sea, notice that I have become a merman, and then see my alleged "daughter" and "wife" start worrying about me. Every time I run they follow and beg for me to calm down, saying I am delusional. But I am not insane! I know what reality is and I know that I don't have a family in reality! I will not have the dream world force me to pay child support!