The Bangcall Ostriches - Informational Dispatch [WIP]

[center][b][color=red][size=220]THE BANGCALL OSTRICHES - MILITARY OF THE UGON[/b][/color][/size][/center]
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[b][color=red][size=120]OVERVIEW:[/size][/color][/b]
[i]The Bangcall Ostriches, otherwise known as the Onionist Revolutionary Army, are the official regional military of [region]The Union of Great Onionist Nations[/region]! We exist to raid capitalist, conservative, fascist, and generally reactionary and bigoted regions. We will also undertake defending and liberating missions to protect innocent leftist and some centrist (alliance-dependent) regions from reactionary enemy forces!
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[b][color=red][size=120]MILITARY GAMEPLAY IN NATIONSTATES:[/size][/color][/b]
[i]So, comrade, you may be wondering what this 'raiding and defending' stuff is, and generally how military gameplay in NS works. Well, military gameplay only works with regions. Here is a simple explanation:
[spoiler=A simple explanation of Raiding and Defending]
Raiding in NS is when a group of nations in the World Assembly move to a region and endorse one of their number until that nation has more endorsements than the region's native Delegate, thus causing the raider nation to become delegate. Dependent on what powers the Delegate has in the region, the raiders can then do pretty much whatever they want to the region. If the region has a founder, however, the founder can undo anything the Delegate does if they are active, so you have to be careful. Also, if a regional admin notices you raiding them, they can kick you before you can seize the Delegacy, so you have to go in just before the region's World Assembly update. NS has one of these every 12 hours, and they serve to mark embassy openings, delete inactive nations, and update WA endorsements and delegates.

Defending is when a group of nations try to prevent the above from happening, usually by quickly moving to a region being raided and endorsing the delegate so they do not get overthrown. Liberating is when a group of defenders raid the raiders to seize the region back.
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If you want a more complex guide to raiding, read [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=514486]this dispatch![/url].
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[b][color=red][size=120]HOW TO JOIN THE BANGCALL OSTRICHES:[/size][/color][/b]
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[b]Ok, you've got me interested! How do I join?[/b]
Well, it's pretty simple. First, you need to join the World Assembly if you haven't already, using [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1634624]this simple guide[/url]. You will also need Discord. Then, send a telegram to our Commissar of Defense and military commander comrade [nation]Aremoia[/nation], our founder [nation]Of The Glorious Soviet Onion[/nation], or [nation]Onionist Randosia[/nation] to apply. Your application will be reviewed and if accepted, you will be registered as an official soldier of the UGON! Finally, create a raiding puppet, ask for the password to our puppet storage and jump point [region]Onionist Revolutionary Army BCOs[/region], and move your alt there![/i]
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[b][color=red][size=120]MEMBERS OF THE BANGCALL OSTRICHES:[/size][/color][/b]
[i]Our current members:
 - Commissar of Defense/Chief Bangcall Ostrich (CBO) [nation]Aremoia[/nation]
 - Founder and Commander-in-Chief [nation]Of The Glorious Soviet Onion[/nation]
 - Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Onionist Crimevia[/nation]
 - Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Onionist Randosia[/nation] (currently WA Delegate so does not participate in operations)
 - Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Stalinta[/nation]
 - Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Kesmaria[/nation] (currently WA Delegate so does not participate in operations)
 - Bangcall Ostrich [nation]The Expansive Commune[/nation]
 - Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Lawid[/nation]
 Notable past members (since left UGON or ceased to exist)
 - Former Commissar of Defense/CBO [nation]Tsarovia[/nation]
 - Former Commissar of Defense/CBO [nation]Zendagy[/nation]
 - Former Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Longlandia[/nation]
 - Former Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Listerine[/nation]
 - Former Bangcall Ostrich [nation]Dwarvia[/nation]
   (if there are any others that need to be added to this list please telegram me @[nation]Onionist Randosia[/nation])
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[b][color=red][size=120]CURRENT OPERATION LOGS:[/size][/color][/b]
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[b]Raids:[/b]
 - [region]Army of Freedom[/region], held region for 2 months, region was taken back by reactionaries, then taken off them by others
 - [region]NorthEast[/region], failed, was defended
[b]Piles:[/b]
 - [region]The Peoples republics[/region], in cooperation with the PRAF
 - [region]The Mystical Council[/region], in cooperation with a lot of people
 - [region]Official Soviet Union[/region], in cooperation with the Nivelian Liberation Army and some others
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[size=200][color=red][center][i][b]Sovetskiy Luk Navsegda![/b][/i][/center][/color][/size]