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by The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands. . 54 reads.

Meet the Unojo


"Hey look buddy, I'm an imperialist. That means I solve other people's problems. Not problems like 'What is a moral way to deal with criminals?', 'cause that would fall within the category of caring for savages."
*The american anarchist empire explodes in the background, Unojo turns around, and resumes laying down*
"I solve problems that actually matter!"
*Slin hifen Screaming*
"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean China wannabe from taken our holy land?"
*Shangyuen implodes*
"The answer? Use machines. And if that don't work, use more machines."
*New Unojo screaming*
*Unojo kicks the savage*
"Like this, heavy armored robot soldier Null designed by me. Built, by my POWs. And you best hope... you storming toward you."
*Null definitively does nothing to the Arrozian revolutionaries, they just gave up, don't worry about it. ;)*
Meet the Imperialist

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