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National Holidays

January 4th the birth of our nation known as Fuggen Crocs day, we celebrate by getting absolutely wasted, along with a sport event in wich we try to out swim a crocodiles in a canal to the end much like run of the bulls
Febuary 29th Green Rocks Day, we all make decorative rocks usually covered in moss and other parts of nature.
April 14th Burt Gummer day if you don't celebrate this day then you are a heathen and a fool
September 4th Steve Irwin Day, we don't really have to say more do we that man was the greatest man known to Gronnstein even beating Burt Gummer
October 1st Crocodile day its when most local Gronnstein Crocodiles hatch from their eggs we celebrate this day with large feasting and plenty of racing along with crocodile comparing events. usually the feasting is a healthy balance but still chalked full or raw fish like sushi.
December 21st - January 1st Yuletide we can not forget winter and though its not as big here plenty of crocodiles go into burmation around the western and southern sides making people a bit depressed SO WE THROW A TWO WEEK LONG PARTY!!!! giant fires, loads of mead and cheese, along with the best meats avaible, constant singing and rambunctious events. Though over the recent years the normally fungus harvesting has been limited due to safety concerns

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