Stupid Jokes

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion!
Why did Little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.