Last night, former Prime Minister and Dictator-for-Life Marcel Charles Wallace Fraser was assassinated during a political rally. Whilst detailing his latest plan on how he plans to "make everyone richer", a masked assailant used his legally registered rocket launcher and fired it at the 17 year old victim, blowing him to smithereens instantly. There was about one second of mourning before everyone started partying in secret. But the parties didn’t last long either, as Former Deputy Dictator-for-Life Louisa "The Reaper" Mathers has ascended to the position of Dictator-for-Life, and her first order of business was to order that every flag in Honeydewistania contain a depiction of her likeness.
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