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Origin of the Nation's Animal

Around 1111, Munch McBurger was attempting to tame the flavors of the sea. Their were many different flavors swimming around in the original life soup, and Munch McBurger wasn't gonna let it go untasted. Munch McBurger was swimming around picking up more slimy things than a slut in a used dildo store - not sure if I wanna keep that one - when he came across something interesting. A rather asinine creature, so simple yet silly, bland and cute. Munch McBurger simply could not eat such perplexing creature, fore he was delighted, so much so that he decided to make it his pet. The creature was later identified as a Spiny Lumpsucker, and it was deemed the national animal of Munchabunch. Munch McBurger named the first Spiny Lumpsucker, Cheese Dynamite.

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