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by Svenskskit. . 202 reads.

Wall of Puppetry

A list of important nations under the control of the glorious Svenskskit, mostly inhabiting Teal Nation but occasionally departing the fatherland to establish embassies in foreign lands for economic reasons.

Any regional nation named after a noun preceded or succeeded by a number is an insignificant colony whose dominant industry is card agriculture, and not worth the single line of space it will take up on this dispatch.

If you're a visitor looking to trade, do not attempt to communicate with the savage colonies of Teal Nation that are not listed in this dispatch (they are intentionally kept illiterate as to not distract them from their simplistic, card-agricultural labor). And don't join the region to post on the RMB either. Instead, send a telegram to the exalted Svenskskit, the leader of which is so terminally online always watching such that he's bound to see it within a day.

Nation

Region

Description

Theti

Teal Nation

Svenskskit's religious authority, overseer of colonies and violator of "human rights"

Eigengrau

Teal Nation

Collects cards with Swedish flags (also known as poor imitations of the Svenskjävlig flag)

Math stirner

Teal Nation

Collects random cards that the Dear Leader likes too much to dispose of

Svensson one

Teal Nation

Stores Season One low-owner cards

Svensson two

The South Pacific

Stores Season Two low-owner cards

008080

Teal Nation

Stores low-owner cards

Swedish-fish

The East Pacific

Stores low-owner cards

Fiskevatten

10000 Islands

Stores low-owner cards

Minisentry

Teal Nation

Stores low-owner cards

Pvris

Teal Nation

Stores low-owner cards

Soft universe

Teal Nation

Stores low-owner cards

Pikamax stirner

The Rejected Realms

Stores low-owner cards

Verilog

Teal Nation

Stores low-owner cards

Svenskskit

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