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Wall of Puppetry
A list of important nations under the control of the glorious Svenskskit, mostly inhabiting Teal Nation but occasionally departing the fatherland to establish embassies in foreign lands for economic reasons.Any regional nation named after a noun preceded or succeeded by a number is an insignificant colony whose dominant industry is card agriculture, and not worth the single line of space it will take up on this dispatch.
If you're a visitor looking to trade, do not attempt to communicate with the savage colonies of Teal Nation that are not listed in this dispatch (they are intentionally kept illiterate as to not distract them from their simplistic, card-agricultural labor). And don't join the region to post on the RMB either. Instead, send a telegram to the exalted Svenskskit, the leader of which is so terminally online always watching such that he's bound to see it within a day.
Nation | Region | Description |
Svenskskit's religious authority, overseer of colonies and violator of "human rights" | ||
Collects cards with Swedish flags (also known as poor imitations of the Svenskjävlig flag) | ||
Collects random cards that the Dear Leader likes too much to dispose of | ||
Stores Season One low-owner cards | ||
Stores Season Two low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards | ||
Stores low-owner cards |