by The  Swinging Jungle  of Nooooooooooooooo. . 123 reads.

Q and &

Who you gonna call?
The police.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a watermelon?
A horribly mutated creature.

What do you call a square flag?
I dont know, I was asking you.

"What do you think that cloud looks like?"
"A bunch of suspended water and ice particles. ...Why?"
Credit: Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes - | - Linkstrip)