Blepia Poll Agency - 2020 Poll Results

These results are graciously provided by me, East blepia, acting in the persona of Jewtown 347. This dispatch is updated whenever a Blepia regional poll ends.

April 25 - May 9
PUBLIC TRANSPORT
by North and East Blepia

Description: had it ought to be?

Yes: 15
Yes, but not on saturdays: 6
Perhaps: 6
No: 4

May 13 - May 23
THE INTERNET
by West Blepia

Description: had it ought to be?

Yes: 9
Yes, but not on saturdays: 2
Perhaps: 4
No: 3

June 7 - June 21
SHOULD WE MAKE A GAY FLAG FOR THE BLEPIA REGION SINCE IT IS GAY MONTH?
by North and East Blepia

Yes: 11
No: 11
Why does everyone always bang on about the gays either way: 2

July 17 - July 19
CAN ONE DRINK GARRI WITHOUT BEING POOR?
by Jewtown 347

Description: When a man grinds the garri fruit, soaks it, and drinks it, does that make it certain that he is poor?

Yes: 1
No: 0
What is garri anyway?: 8

July 19 - August 2
DO YOU ADHERE TO ANY MANNER OF RELIGIOUS BELIEF?
by Jewtown 347

Description: Do you believe in a deity or deities, or in spirits, souls, magics, or in any form of religion?

Yes: 13
Unsure: 5
No: 11

August 3 - August 17
WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION?
by Jewtown 347

Description: Only 12 poll options are possible so this poll sadly can not be very specific. If your religion is not listed, please telegram Jewtown 347.

Catholicism, including Eastern Catholicism: 10
Eastern Orthodoxy, Oriental Orthodoxy, Church of the East: 1
Protestantism & all forms of Christianity not yet listed: 6
Sunni Islam: 2
Shia Islam: 1
Judaism: 2
Buddhism: 1
Hinduism: 1
Confucianism: 0
Taoism: 0
More specific or religion not included (telegram Jewtown 347): 2
-of which
-Fascism: 1
-No telegram received: 1
Atheism: 16

August 19 - September 2
WITHIN THIS VERY BASIC AND LACKING FRAMEWORK, HOW WOULD YOU DENOTE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS?
by Jewtown 347

Description: Left-wing economic: in favour of state spending for public good, in favour of moderate to high taxation, generally against business interests when they run contrary to those of the state Right-wing economic: in favour of low taxation, in favour of de-regulation and economic freedoms, usually against the accumulation of public debt Left-wing social: in favour of a generally liberal social climate, usually in favour of gun control, usually in favour of homosexual marriage and legal protections Right-wing social: in favour of a generally conservative social climate, usually opposed to gun control, usually opposed to homosexual marriage and legal protections, usually favours more influence of religion in public life.

Left-wing economic and left-wing social: 10
Left-wing economic and right-wing social: 3
Right-wing economic and right-wing social: 3
Right-wing economic and left-wing social: 2
Centre economic and left-wing social: 6
Left-wing economic and centre social: 4
Centre economic and right-wing social: 2
Right-wing economic and centre social: 5

October 11 - October 25
WHAT SHOULD BE THE POLITICAL STATUS OF KOSOVO?
by Jewtown 347
(Viewers may notice the excess of responses to this poll- this is due to Blepia being declared Featured Region during the polling period.)

Independent: 30
Part of Serbia or Yugoslavia: 8
Part of Albania: 7
Other (telegram Jewtown 347): 2
-of which
-Nuclear annihilation: 1
-No telegram received: 1

October 27 - November 3
[b]IF YOU COULD VOTE IN THE UPCOMING U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, AND HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP OR JOSEPH BIDEN, WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?[b/]
by Jewtown 347

Description: This poll will run for the strange period of eight days, so that polling will cease when the actual election commences. (Joseph Biden's middle name is Robinette. Donald Trump is always referred to as Donald J. Trump but no-one ever mentions Biden's middle initial. They don't want you to know about his funny name.)

Donald Trump: 6
Joseph Biden: 11