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by The Democratic States of Tiewwa UwU. . 4 reads.

Local Munchkin Throttles Noodle Man

Today in a conveniently placed castle, a punchy priest watched as a three-foot tall munchkin shook his noodly superior because he sucks. Local Robo-bean B-52 had this to say: "I'm very proud." Noodle man was unavailable for comment.

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