IB Concentrator

Intro:
IB concentrator (IB concentrator)….

Dear Berry, Sir, will you let me in?
You don’t know the anguish Chem has put me in.
I’ll do anything to become IB, to
Upgrade that second’ry
I wanna be an IB concentrator
IB concentrator!

It’s a tragic story of a tragic man
And my Chem advisor doesn’t understand –
Chem club’s sapping all the strength from me.
It’s an arduous life --
I want to be an IB concentrator!
IB concentrator!

IB looks so fun. They’ve got community,
I’ve got a thing for Latin taxonomy,
And the rhino statues are a real cool perk.
Chem lab’s swamping me --
I just wanna be an IB concentrator!
IB concentrator!

I’ll write a thesis, you know I’ll even write two,
A thousand pages, if you want me to.
I could make them longer if you like the style,
I can change them ‘round,
I just wanna be an IB concentrator!
IB concentrator!

My name’s Elijah, you may remember me,
But I’m begging you to please hear my plea.
(I threw your elephant’s lineage into doubt.
Don’t hold it ‘gainst me)
I just wanna be an IB concentrator!
IB concentrator!