On the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly.

The official military of the Scrapheap is hereby the "Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly". We specialise in covert cake-baking operations, which occasionally result in an unsuspecting region being used as an ingredient.

Is this a defender or invader military? My dear friend, it is neither. It merely is, and as long as it is it will UwU greatly in the manner of one who baketh a caketh.
Should we commit to defending, or raiding? Can a military without WA nations defend or raid? Who knows! But it will involve cake, and cake of such proportions as has never been seen before on the battlefields of NationStates.

The following details the membership and magnificent order of rank of the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly:

Istria and Izsac, the Admiral of the Scrapheap
Gorky novgorod, the Captain of the Gorks

Indeed, with only one nation to deploy, the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly might appear weak, perhaps even functionless. But that is not so! We are strong, and we can bake cake even with only one nation baking.

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The forces of the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly are currently deployed in the following regions:

The European Commonwealth, where Gorky novgorod, Captain of the Gorks, is holding the fort and baking cake.