History of I Hate Everyone

I Hate Everyone was once the isolated castle of an evil warlock who terrorized lands far and wide. This warlock was despised by the residence of nearby cities and towns. Eventually the warlock pestered some of the great militaries and as his terrorizing ways continued he was routinely imprisoned by the world's benevolent but firm protectors, the High Moderators. I Hate Everyone was a few times attacked by some of military organizations it pestered but the warlock finally banished them from his fortress and created a magical barrier to keep anyone from passing into his lands. One day, the warlock left their lands to challenge the High Moderators and in turn was finally defeated once and for all.

The Avocado Siege

The castle's magical minion guard, the T. Crusaders, lost their master but were still in command to defend the castle. The second in command to the warlock was one of his own creations by the name of Magic Eye. Magic Eye was the only T. Crusader who was granted autonomy and sentience by the warlock and after his defeat at the hands of the Supreme Moderators, Magic Eye assumed the role of master of the castle.

I Hate Everyone then enlisted the penguin revolutionary forces of Vexed penguin to their armies to serve Magic Eye. Magic Eye cited this alliance as a "communist coalition" but the Vexed were not fooled by the oppression Magic Eye enforced over his lesser brothers. As a result, the Emperor of the penguins, Blanc Aubin, turned against Magic Eye. This is when the renown avocado warlord, General Guac A. Mole, invaded the castle with his army of avocado conquistadors. Magic Eye commanded Blanc Aubin to break Guac's siege, but instead completed his work by taking control of the river the castle rests by.

The Vexed Penguin armies constructed icebergs as ships and set up catapults on top. The floating ice navy bombarded the castle from afar while avocado conquistadors began pounding the gate with battering rams and bombards. Yet the magical spell was too great for even this power by the avocados. Blanc Aubin ordered his comrades to build a massive slide of ice across the river; he used this slide for his penguin armies to slide on their stomachs and fly over the walls and bombard the T. Crusader defenders. The penguins broke the spell and opened the gates, allowing the avocado conquistadors to join with their full might the battle inside the castle.

This armies sacked the castle and crushed the magical minions, securing Guac the and the lands it governed. It was after this that Guac and Blanc formed the Avocado-Penguin Alliance that dominates the region. For years Guac A. Mole resided in the castle slightly less isolated then the warlock, but soon began to tear down even more of the walls of isolation.