by The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia. . 79 reads.

If you've scrolled down this far... wow, you are dedicated. ^_^ Congrats! [Just happily sitting here at the bottom of the page... if you want to make me even happier, get yourself a free panda. :p]

Hello Nations of the World!

I am your friendly local panda, promising something that no other candidate can - free pandas!
There are a number of reasons why this is desirable:

1. Pandas are cute
2. Pandas are fluffy
3. Pandas are low maintenance (what else were you going to do with all that bamboo?)
4. Pandas won't claw your face off when you try to pet us

Vote for me to claim your free panda! ^_^

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