Nudism

Clothing is forbidden.
Gained from:
#8 Nudists Demand Time in Sun
2. public nudity is compulsory
#823 Where The Sun Don't Shine
4. women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to

Removed by:
#295 Give Us Pockets or Give Us Something Else
1. fashion stores are exploding in sales as clothing is reintroduced to the country
3. clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws
#446 In the Land of Milk and Money?
1. late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards
3. breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites
#456 Heads Will Roll
3. stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents
#501 Munchkins in Makeup
2. a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants
#504 Short Shorts Too Short?
1. high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate
#820 These Heels Weren't Made for Working
1. police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers
#932 Teacher's Past Blown Wide Open
1. interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories"
4. photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué
#975 Paparazzi Parents
2. the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby @@LEADER@@ Pics" has made @@LEADER@@'s mom a celebrity
#992 Robots in Disguise
5. visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers
#1046 Buffing Up Our Hospitals?
1. citizens all over @@NAME@@ squeal in delight at the return of pockets
2. people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital
#1057 Baby, It's Cold Outside
1. warm coats are the hottest trend
#1094 A Political Cover-Up
1. foreign ambassadors never get to see what @@NAME@@ has to offer
3. most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply