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DispatchFactbookMilitary

by The Harbinger of Destruction of J o J. . 609 reads.

Trophy Case and Special Regions List


This dispatch is a list of J o J's picks for regions that are historically significant, militarily valuable, or otherwise important. Please go here for the full list of J o J's holdings. Consider this factbook to be the hall which displays the most significant and valuable territories of the empire. These are the ones J o J actually cares about.


Top 5 Favorites
If I had to pick my five favorite regions I have captured to date in no particular, they are listed herein.

- OwO (8/29/19)

I got this before the anime fanatics did, lol. On 5/27/20 I also captured UwU.

- Psomewhere (5/25/20)

Oh no! the South Pacific, you lost your password? Good thing I was here to refound the region and add it to my empire. This here is what you get for trying to condemn me, we don't take kindly to that around these parts. I actually am sorry about you guys losing your RP and stuff that was in here, but business is business, so this region is now mine.

- UwU (5/27/20)

I already owned OwO, and now I have conquered UwU. "Finally, I have them all." - Thanos. Just another day's work in combatting the combined evils facing those who stand for dignity, honor, nation, and righteousness. Go UwU OwO somewhere else, this here region belongs to the up-for-condemnation, just-added-to-the-CDS, anti-communist purger of evil you all know as J o J.

- Black Lives Matter (6/1/20)

Black Lives Matter, like any other pride organization or month targeting a certain race or identity is disgusting identity politics, and must be destroyed. I was surprised to find this region had not yet been founded, and so I decided I should preemptively found it to make sure racial supremacists of any race didn't get a hold of it. Every month is the month where the people should be proud of their race and heritage, but they also should not riot, protest, and attack others over it.

- Anti J o J Coalition (10/16/20)

"Not even a multi-regional alliance could stop the nation that flies green banner."


Particularly Significant Regions and Artifacts
Regions which have political or historical significance to J o J and are viewed as trophies or artifacts.

- OwO (8/29/19)

I got this before the anime fanatics did, lol. On 5/27/20 I also captured UwU.

- New Femdom Empire (11/21/19)

I was browsing the regions page and I made a startling discovery, which was that some lost souls were creating a "new" Femdom Empire. J o J participated in an international RP war against the original region, but did not take part in its game play destruction. I have now made up for that, as this piece of gum on the iron boot of all real and righteous people has been scraped off into the trash can of history. As usual, it was a solo re-found raid, but if this region were active, I would have rallied my friends in J o J to destroy this abomination while it was still active.

- Candy (11/22/19)

Double-whammy raid! It was only 2 hours after taking The United Kingdom of Breutchesland that I checked the rest of BLITZKRIEG's acquisition list, and I found not one, not two, but three more undefended regions. I took the privilege of helping myself to Candy, but left the other two alone, I didn't really want them as they had no political or historical significance and their names were sub-par. But hey, that means these two regions are ready to be mopped up by somebody else's cleanup crew! Disclose their names? Of course not, you have to do that yourself, I'm not going to just give the regions to you.

- Straight White Male Alliance (12/12/19)

This region used to be an embassy region to J o J, and it was a strong ally before it was invaded by leftist and pacific evils. It remained occupied under Aquaviva for exactly 200 days until several Aquavivan puppets CTEd, and that allowed J o J to retake this region. It will remain as a personal region holding, trophy, and artifact of J o J. Its presumed reincarnation and/or sequel, The Straight White Male Alliance, was also captured from Aquaviva.

- Ass (1/2/20)

This region was left undefended, and CTE'd under a certain someone's faulty watch. Seeing as this region is a possibly valuable namesnipe, I decided I should take it before somebody else does. It has existed under the ownership of several other entities for months on end, so if a moderator deletes this region, there will be issues.

- Communist Alliance (1/6/20)

Another region has been apprehended by the Commie Abduction Van, and it has been delivered here, to the county jail. This region was a predecessor region to The Revolutionary Communist Alliance, and was the side of a big battle between RaiderCon and the reds. None of that matters now, as this region has been transformed into a museum against communism. The reds even have Linktheir own wiki. I used to keep this listed under crushed enemies, but I decided this region was worthy of being an artifact/trophy of mine.

- Union of Strasserite States (2/17/20)

This region was among the many that were nuked following the puppetsweep of Imperial fascist states. I quickly refounded it as soon as it CTEd before ANTIFA forces got the chance. This region also used to have embassies with J o J.

- Goddess Elena Temnikovas Empire (3/10/20)

This right here was some very disturbing nonsense if I do say so myself. The screenshots linked in the WFE shows the TRUE nature of third wave feminism, it is not promoting equality, but rather, inequality. This was some sort of military HQ for the previous owners, but now it is a pile of smoldering rubble with the J o Jian Region Flag hoisted into the skies above. Another femdom cesspool bites the dust.

- Greater German Imperial Confederation (5/21/20)

The North Pacific failed to maintain one of their holdings, I came across it while browsing founderless regions. Let it be known that just because The Pacific Menace is numerous does not mean they are invincible, and let this capture be evidence to that.

- Psomewhere (5/25/20)

Oh no! the South Pacific, you lost your password? Good thing I was here to refound the region and add it to my empire. This here is what you get for trying to condemn me, we don't take kindly to that around these parts. I actually am sorry about you guys losing your RP and stuff that was in here, but business is business, so this region is now mine.

- UwU (5/27/20)

I already owned OwO, and now I have conquered UwU. "Finally, I have them all." - Thanos. Just another day's work in combatting the combined evils facing those who stand for dignity, honor, nation, and righteousness. Go UwU OwO somewhere else, this here region belongs to the up-for-condemnation, just-added-to-the-CDS, anti-communist purger of evil you all know as J o J.

- Black Lives Matter (6/1/20)

Black Lives Matter, like any other pride organization or month targeting a certain race or identity is disgusting identity politics, and must be destroyed. I was surprised to find this region had not yet been founded, and so I decided I should preemptively found it to make sure racial supremacists of any race didn't get a hold of it. Every month is the month where the people should be proud of their race and heritage, but they also should not riot, protest, and attack others over it.

- United Feminist Imperium (7/21/20)

This evil region was once a holding of the arguably just as evil Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, until the occupation force they had stationed here CTEd, then the hordes of invaders and defenders swarmed in to battle it out. I waited patiently, as usual, for the dust to settle, then I refounded the region to secure it. It's the same story every time, folks: The good guys win and the bad guys lose.

- Anti J o J Coalition (10/16/20)

"Not even a multi-regional alliance could stop the nation that flies green banner."

- The Obsidian Order (11/16/20)

This region was a former interregional alliance between J o J and some of its most trusted allies and partners. Recently however, it has more or less died, and the region has now been refounded under the Green Banner to prevent enemy forces from capturing it. Antifa and MT Army, begone!

- Regional Treaty Alliance (11/16/20)

This region was an interregional alliance venture run by The Holy Reich of Greater Germania. This region actually CTEd once before, and I returned it to them, but they have let it CTE again and risked it falling into the hands of the enemy. Therefore, this region will remain under the Green Banner.

- The Nelois Confederacy (2/7/21)

This was an old ally of the state, but it CTEd after some time, landing it in the hands of the green menace. It even has Linkit's own wiki page.

- Region against J o J (2/24/21)

Another Anti J o J region, big shocker. As usual, I waited for the evil doer to CTE and captured the region. This one was particularly rude...

- The Interregional Axis (2/24/21)

This region was the headquarters of a former major interregional alliance including J o J and several of it's closest allies. However, it was eventually dissolved and this region nearly fell into the hands of evil, but J o J showed up in the nick of time to plant the Green Banner on the hill before anybody else got to it!

- 3 Guys (4/30/21)

Thanks Sweeze.

- Traveling Wilburys (5/1/21)

Traveling Wilburys was once an embassy collecting region with almost 1000 embassies to its name. It was not a politically charged region compared to other regions I usually capture and exterminate. However, the fact that this region had almost 1000 embassies, and the fact that I find embassy collecting dumb, this region has been occupied and annexed by J o J.

- VwV (5/13/21)

With the long awaited capture of this region, OwO and UwU have a third friend to play with in J o J's high security prison.

- The Union of the Greater Axis Powers (5/16/21)

This region was the successor to The Union of the Axis Powers, but after being raided by enemy forces they made a critical mistake in their defenses, allowing me to capture it and secure in the name of anti-communism.

- Provinces of Barcelonica (7/4/21)

I've been watching this one silently for a long time. This region has finally been liberated and placed in friendly hands in the name of J o J's old friend Barcelonica. Glory to J o J.

- J o J Pride Month (7/8/21)

This region was taunting and insulting the great state of J o J, whilst spreading misinformation. This region has been permanently shut down and crushed, with the green banner proudly fluttering in the breeze, replacing the hateful flag which was previously on the flagpole. This region was actually re-used from a previous agitator who was banned for impersonation. Yikes.

- Imperial Earth (7/8/21)

This region was previously owned by the now moderator nuked region of The Greater Germanian Reich, and was the previous regional project of the founder of discount TGGR. Imperial Earth was at one point an ally to J o J, and was involved in several diplomatic and military affairs across NS. This region has been permanently seized in order to keep out all communists, anti-fascists, neo-nazis, and fascists.

- Trieltics (7/13/21)

You trespass on my territory, you get the sword. This region has been permanently wiped out by J o J.

- VwV 2 (9/5/21)

Successor states of defeated enemies will be crushed just as swiftly. Glory to the state.

- Inter Regional Chat (11/26/21)

I can’t remember who owned this, but it was an interregional chat service run by some meanies I don’t like.

- NationStates Today (12/26/21)

A corrupt, biased media outlet with connections to many state enemies that was obliterated just after Christmas. A late Christmas present indeed.

- New Reich of Bunicken (3/2/22)

Protected in the memory of a lost friend of the state.


Real Estate
Regions owned by J o J which are real life locations, organizations, or entities. Locations from fantasy or cinematic universes are included.

- Benelux (12/2/19)

Benelux is often referred to as the region between France and Germany which comprises of the nations of Belgium, The Netherlands, and Luxembourg. It is also a socio-economic agreement between the aforementioned nations.

- Nicobar Islands (12/2/19)

A chain of islands in the Indian Ocean controlled by The Federal Republic of India. The islands lie directly between Sri Lanka and Thailand. There is a grand total of 22 different islands which make up the archipelago.

- Umbara (12/2/19)

Umbara is a planet from the Star Wars universe. Umbara is an extremely dark and light-less planet. This planet is home to a variety of creatures which have adapted to life in the shadows, including the Umbarans, which have advanced technology. This planet was aligned with the Confederacy of Independent Systems, and was the site of a fierce battle between the Galactic Republic and CIS during the Galactic Civil War (The Clone Wars).

- Appalachia (8/30/19)

Appalachia is a mountain range and region in the United States, located a few hundred miles to the west of the Atlantic coast of the nation. It stretches from southern Pennsylvania to northern Alabama. The state of West Virginia is the only state to be fully included in this region. *Commence Country Roads earrape*

- Sierra Nevada (9/26/20)

The Sierra Nevada is a mountain range in the Western United States, between the Central Valley of California and the Great Basin. The vast majority of the range lies in the state of California. This region was a previous holding of regional ally IMPERIAL EARTH, and it has been protected under the green banner to keep it out of the hands of evil.

- The Gaza Strip (9/26/20)

The Gaza Strip, or simply Gaza, is a self-governing Palestinian territory claimed by Palestine. This region was a previous holding of regional ally IMPERIAL EARTH, and it has been protected under the green banner to keep it out of the hands of evil.

- The Dominion of Canada (9/26/20)

Dominions were the semi-independent polities under the British Crown that constituted the British Empire, beginning with Canada in 1867. This region was a previous holding of regional ally IMPERIAL EARTH, and it has been protected under the green banner to keep it out of the hands of evil.

- Wonsan (2/17/21)

Wonsan is a port city and naval base of the DPRK, also known as North Korea. It has a population of around 328,000. This region previously flew the communist DPRK flag, a red banner, which has now been replaced with the green banner of J o J.

- Abyssinia (2/23/21)

The Ethiopian Empire, also formerly known by the exonym Abyssinia, or just simply known as Ethiopia, was a monarchy that spanned a geographical area in the current states of Ethiopia and Eritrea. It was conquered by the Italians in 1935 in the lead up to WWII, and was released from Italian control formally known as Ethiopia following the defeat of the Axis.

- Northwest Arctic (2/26/21)

This region was fought over by several defender and raider factions, including The Black Hawks, Lily, Alpha wolf along with myself (J o J), and of course the defenders trying to boot everybody out. But then somebody foolishly left it open for capture! It is now a part of J o J's real estate empire.

- Wuhan (3/31/21)

Wuhan is the capital of Hubei Province of the People's Republic of China. It's the largest city in the province and one of the most populous in China, with a population of over 11 million. It was also the widely accepted origin of the COVID-19 pandemic which began in late 2019.

- Zaragoza (3/31/21)

Zaragoza is the capital city of the Zaragoza province and of the autonomous community of Aragon, Spain. It has a population of around 664,000 with an area of over 400 square miles.

- Kenna (3/31/21)

Kenna is an unincorporated community in Jackson County, West Virginia, USA. It lies along West Virginia Route 34 near Interstate 77, south of the city of Ripley, which is currently the county seat of Jackson County.

- Ripley (3/31/21)

Ripley is a city in and the county seat of Jackson County, West Virginia, United States. The population was 3,252 at the 2010 census. During the American Civil War, Ripley remained under the control of the Union except for a brief incursion by the Confederate General Albert G. Jenkins in September 1862.

- Yucatan (4/1/21)

Yucatán, officially the Free and Sovereign State of Yucatán, is one of the 32 states which comprise the Federal Entities of Mexico. It is divided into 106 municipalities, and its capital city is Mérida. It lies on the Yucatan peninsula, which stretches into the Gulf of Mexico.

- Sikkim (4/1/21)

Sikkim is a state in northeastern India with a population of around 619,000. Sikkim was an independent kingdom until 1975 when it joined with India. The king of this independent state was known as the Chogyal.

- Congo Free State (9/30/21)

The Congo Free State was a colony personally administered by King Leopold II of Belgium, placing it under a personal union with the Belgian homeland in 1885. It was officially annexed by Belgium in 1908 after international pressure. It was a site of terrible atrocities and crimes against humanity.

- Iroquois Confederacy (9/30/21)

The Iroquois Confederacy was a collection of 5 Native American nations unified under one banner, governed by a Grand Council of chiefs. The confederacy was eventually defeated along with the British in the American Revolutionary War by the United States.

- Mittelafrika (12/4/21)

Mittelafrika is the name created for the geostrategic region in central Africa. The region was prioritized by the German Empire, aspiring to unite their colonies across the continent by annexing the central African lands between them. Captured from Hartfelden.

- Alsace Lorraine (12/4/21)

Alsace-Lorraine is a historical region, now called Alsace-Moselle, located in eastern France. It was created in 1871 by the German Empire after annexing the region from the France during the Franco-Prussian War. Captured from Hartfelden.


Past Holdings
A special section for regions which used to be owned by J o J, but were transferred to other entities for a variety of reasions. Again, these regions are NO LONGER OWNED by J o J.

- The Imperial Ministry of Justice (2/20/20) - Protected and immediately returned to Fifth Empire on (2/20/20)

I was operating on my nation in Fifth Empire when I noticed one of their imperial ministries had CTEd. I quickly refounded it and informed regional leadership, and an hour later they responded and the region was promptly transferred over to them. Now owned by Fifth Empire

- Feminist (2/15/20) - Lost due to negligence on 4/15/20

I was tipped off that this region was about to CTE under the occupation of third wave feminists. I promptly took this region to prevent the femdom abominations from rectifying the oversight.

- Duae (9/16/20) - Returned to Raxulan Empire on (10/24/20)

This was a regional territory of the Raxulan Empire, until they failed to maintain their puppet founder and let me have the region for free. Yet another region of the "Anti J o J Coalition" has been permanently captured and crushed under the iron boot. The Green Banner flies above the rubble.

- The United Peoples of the Equal World (8/5/20) Returned to New Reich of Bunicken on (10/17/20)

This region was a holding of New Reich of Bunicken, the apparent dominant entity over Raxulan Empire in some sort of union between the two. It would appear NRB has allowed its little pet to go around insulting whoever they want. It would appear NRB and the Raxulans have forgotten who they are messing with. Furthermore, I will be keeping this region name safe from those pesky leftists and ANTIFA nuisances, we wouldn't want them to soil this fine region name now would we? You didn't do a good job of that.

- The Realm of Antifeminism (8/5/20) Returned to New Reich of Bunicken on (10/17/20)

Another region has been captured from New Reich of Bunicken as punishment for letting their little pet Raxulan Empire go around insulting whoever they want. Keep that thing on a leash will you? This region was also an old holding of an old friend, so I will be holding onto this now, with the green banner flying in the skies.

- The Vincence Kingdom (8/17/20) Given to Bluecrown Keep on (10/17/20)

Apparently, this was a region both The Wooloo Pact and The Anti Fascism Alliances were at war with for whatever reason as seen here. I decided to help myself to it, since it was sitting there unprotected and free. Looks like they were too busy targeting me to notice that another region they had declared war on had CTEd entirely.

- The Enclave Region of the USSD (8/17/20) Given to Gh0sty on (5/3/21)

I didn't really care about this region, and the previous owner contacted me and politely asked for it back and explained that it was a democratic region. So I gave it back. Yep, I didn't really care about it.

Note: All regions listed here except Feminist were voluntarily returned/given to other regions. Feminist is the only region that has ever been lost due to hostile attack/invasion. This list also does not include 8 regions which have been deleted by moderators. These regions were taken by me from fascists, nazis, or others who had taken them from such individuals, and they were subsequently deleted by moderators for good during purges.



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