One day, a homeless man decided to become a psychic and then walked to St Petersburg, then, the ruler at the time, had a good idea to trust this weirdo, and when he went off to war, the psychic went and banged his wife, got 2 children, and went away, couple years later, the ruler and his wife, died to some guy named Lenin, too bad really. The 2 children were named Joe and Steph, Steph died, Joe went and had more children, killed the commies, and took over, a very brief history of this nation.
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