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Factbook des Monats in der Region Deutschland
Nr. 35: Oktober 20231. Möglichst frühzeitig nach Beginn des Extraspiels einloggen. Der Countdown befindet sich unter "News". "Research a cure" wählen. Je früher, desto besser. Auch wer sonst nichts weiter macht, leistet mit der Forschung einen Beitrag.
2. Sobald cure missiles in deiner Nation verfügbar sind, mit cure missiles andere Nationen der Region auf deren Nationsseiten kurieren.
3. Wenn eine andere Nation gerade ebenfalls aktiv cure missiles verschickt (steht unter National Happenings), diese erst mal auslassen, und sie erst später, wenn sie gerade nicht aktiv ist, kurieren.
4. Bei denjenigen Nationen, die ebenfalls "research a cure" gewählt haben, einen kleinen Rest Zombies übriglassen (zu Forschungszwecken benötigt), und erst ganz am Schluss die letzten Zombies darin eliminieren.
5. Wer mehrere Nationen hat, kann sie alle in verschiedenen Browsern öffnen (Firefox, Opera, Edge etc.) und während des jeweiligen Cooldowns zwischen den Nationen rotieren.
Schaut in den englischsprachigen Dispatches anderer Regionen nach ausführlichen Beschreibungen.
Dies nur, falls hier einige Zombiedoktoren zusammenkommen. Falls nicht, werden hier wohl wie in anderen Jahren auch die Zombies alles überrennen. Auch recht. :)
Das Kurieren einer Region ist nur effizient, wenn es mehrere Leute mit viel Zeit gibt. Diese können sich dann zu mehreren Leuten eine Nation nach der anderen vornehmen und dies auf dem RMB koordinieren. Wenn frühzeitig nach Beginn mehrere Leute gleichzeitig jeweils dieselbe Nation kurieren, verschwinden die Zombies schön schnell. Ansonsten ist es zwar ganz lustig, aber letztendlich Sisyphosarbeit. Hinzu kommt, dass der gewählte Beginn des Extraspiels für unsere Zeitzone ungünstig ist. Die ersten cure missiles sind "reif", wenn unsereins ins Bett gegangen ist und schläft. Ich nehme an, ich frage nächstes Jahr wieder nach, ob eventuell Interesse am gemeinsamen Kurieren besteht.
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Nr. 34: Mai und Juni 2023
Parteiname | Abkürzung | Ausrichtung | Parteivorsitzender | Derzeit im Parlament |
Sozialdemokratische Partei Sandalusiens | SPS | Sozialdemokratie | Chuck LaRoche | Ja |
Sandalusische Volkspartei | SVP | Christdemokratie, Konservatismus, Wirtschaftsliberalismus | Emmanuel Allard | Ja |
Freiheitliche Partei Sandalusiens | FPS | Rechtspopulismus, Nationalliberalismus, Nationalkonservatismus, ZU-Skepsis, Wirtschaftsliberalismus | Clément Baudin | Ja |
Die Sandalusischen Grünen | GRÜNE | Grüne Politik | Isabelle Chastain | Ja |
Kommunistische Partei Sandalusiens | KPS | Kommunismus, Linksradikalismus | Samantha Leitner | Ja |
Christliche Demokratische Partei Sandalusiens | CDPS | Christlicher Fundamentalismus, Konservatismus, ZU-Skepsis | Claire Granger | Nein |
Bündnis Zukunft Sandalusien | BZS | Rechtspopulismus, Wirtschaftsliberalismus, ZU-Skepsis | Théo Herriot | Ja |
Partei der Sandalusischen Royalisten | PSR | Nationalkonservatismus, Monarchismus | Ingrid Tailler | Ja |
Piratenpartei Sandalusiens | PIRAT | Linksliberalismus, Piratenbewegung | Lance Pearson | Ja |
Sandalusische Partei der Frauen | SPF | Feminismus | Clair Bonnet | Ja |
Marxistisch-Leninistische Partei Sandalusiens | MLPS | Marxismus-Leninismus, Kommunismus | Alexandre Bastien | Nein |
Alternative für Sandalusien | AfS | ZU-Skepsis, völkischer Nationalismus, Nationalkonservatismus, | René Fauchet | Nein |
Bündnis für Tierschutz, Umweltschutz und Menschenrechte Sandalusiens | BTUMS | Tierschutzpolitik, Tierrechtspolitik, Umweltpolitik, Menschenrechtspolitik, Pazifismus | John Wellington | Nein |
Ehemalige Parteien der Bundesrepublik Sandalusien
Parteiname | Abkürzung | Ausrichtung | Letzter Parteivorsitzender |
Wirtschaftsorientierte Partei (Nord-)Sandalusiens (seit 2011 machthabende Einheitspartei Nordsandalusiens, in der Bundesrepublik mittlerweile verbotene Partei) | WPS/WPNS | Kapitalismus, Wirtschaftsliberalismus | Marcel Durmont |
Maoistische Partei Sandalusiens | MPS | Maoismus, Stalinismus, Kommunismus | Louis Salmon |
Nationaldemokratische Partei Sandalusiens | NPS | Rechtsextremismus, Neonazismus, Völkischer Nationalismus, | Henri Olivier |
Nationalrat der Bundesrepublik Sandalusien von 1958 bis Heute
Regierungsdauer | Machthabende Partei | Bundeskanzler | Info |
1958-1959 | Keine | Pierre Lemaire | Übergangsregierung bis zur 1. Nationalratswahl 1959 |
1959-1963 | SPS | Daniel Parson | |
1963-1967 | SPS | Daniel Parson | |
1967-1971 | SVP | Olivia Linville | |
1971-1975 | SPS | Daniel Parson | Koalition mit der SVP, 1971 Beitritt Sandalusiens zum Zentralatlantischem Staatenbund |
1979-1983 | SVP | Patrick Larson | Koalition mit der CDPS |
1983-1987 | SVP | Louis Bourbon | Koalition mit der SPS |
1987-1991 | SPS | Eric Morgan | Koalition mit der FPS |
1991-1995 | FPS | David Marchand | Koalition mit der SVP |
1995-1999 | SPS | Eric Morgan | Koalition mit der KPS |
1999-2003 | SPS | Lisa Edwards | Koalition mit der KPS |
2003-2007 | FPS | Richard Dawson | Koalition mit der WPS |
2007-2010 | FPS | Richard Dawson | Koalition mit der WPS/der Nationalrat trat 2010 frühzeitig zurück, da Skandale über Machtmissbrauch und Korruption bekannt wurden |
2010-2014 | KPS | Samantha Leitner | Koalition mit der SPS/aufgrund des Wahlsieges der KPS sorgte die WPS für Unruhen unter der Bevölkerung (vor allem da sie die eigenen Interessen bedroht sah), erklärte 2011 Nordsandalusien für unabhängig und entfachte damit den Sandalusischen Bürgerkrieg (den späteren 2. Zentralatlantischen Krieg) |
2014-2018 | KPS | Samantha Leitner | Koalition mit der SPS/man erreichte 2015 einen Waffenstillstandspakt mit der Konföderation Nordsandalusien |
2018-2022 | SPS | Joachim DeLisle | Koalition mit der KPS(2020 von der KPS aufgelöst)/Austritt aus der ZU/Geplante vorgezogene Neuwahlen im Jahr 2020(wurde wegen der andauernden Covid-19-Pandemie auf 2021, und im Laufe des Jahres, auf 2022 verschoben) |
2022-Heute | KPS | Samantha Leitner | Erstmals seit Jahren keine Koalition, strebt die Wiedererrichtung der Zentralatlantischen Union an |
Nr. 33: März und April 2023
März 2023 ist das zehnjährige Jubiläum der Wiedergründung Deutschlands. Dankeschön, The Post-Apocalyptic Empire of Yermaney für 10 Jahre als unser Gründer. Dankeschön auch an alle TITO-Mitglieder aus 10000 Islands, die an der Wiedergründung mitgewirkt haben. Viele Grüße, Ba-Wü
March 2023 is the ten year anniversary of refounding Deutschland. Thank you, The Post-Apocalyptic Empire of Yermaney for 10 years as our founder. Thank you also all TITO members from 10000 Islands who participated in our refounding 10 years ago. Cheers, Ba-Wü
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Nr. 32: Dezember 2022 und Januar 2023
Wie sicherlich bekannt ist, wurde das erste Shogunat vor vielen, vielen Jahren durch Reman gegründet.
Die darauffolgenden Ereignisse schneide ich nicht an, dazu bitte die TES
-Lore konsultieren, das alles sowieso hier runterzureißen würde vermutlich mir ganz und garnicht in die Karten spielen mit dem Textlimit. Wie im FB Geografische Lage mit den Regionen angeschnitten, ist das derzeite Imperium ohne große Probleme das was es aktuell ist.
-Atlas alike Übersicht (nur ohne Bilder)-
Landmasse
Fläche in km²: 8.982.312,45 (grob geschätzt)
Inklusive Akavir: 18.432.319,98 (grob geschätzt)
BSP:
Inland: 313.312.818.432.919,89 Draken
21.213.887.382.318.982,87 Euro ab dem 12.12.5E505/1.1.2023 n. Chr.
Durchschnittliches Einkommen pro Kopf: 395.500 Draken/ 750.500€
Reichste 10%: 450.300 Draken/ 980.670 €
Ärmste 10%: 350.100 Draken/ 698.900 €
Ausgaben: 30% des Einkommens pro Jahr.
Schulden: 0% des BIP, da der Überschuss für schlechtere Jahre eingelagert wird.
Einwohnerzahlen: 8.980.987.765, relativ gleich verteilt zwischen Tamriel, Atmora und Akavir.
Verkehrssprache:
Deutsch, sowie die lokalen Minderheits-Mundarten, sowie das Hochelfisch, welches von Sommersend aus unter den Thalmorern in der Ersten Epoche eingeführt wurde. English aufgrund der Tatsache, dass ST Mitglied in der EU ist, und das, nur, weil dass das Saarland (eigentlich Deutsch) seit dem Jahr 1799 sich unter der Herrschaft von Tamriel befand bzw. befindet.
Vorwahlen, Internetkürzel und weiteres:
+41, erserzt das Land welches diese vorher hatte.
UTC +0/TZS (Tamriel-Zeit-Standart) für Tamriel (Kontinent) sowie Saarland
UTC +3/HSZ (Hauptstadt-Region-Standartzeit) für Moosbach/Blieseis
UTC +7/ASZ (Akavir-Standart-Zeit) für Akavir (Kontinent)
-Keine Sommer oder Winterzeit, sondern festgelegte Zeitzonen-
.tamri für Tamriel, .mblies für die Hauptstadtregion, .akavir für Akavir
Gilt Rechts vor Links, wie überall in der EU (außer UK, die aber raus aus der EU sind)
Rechtsformen:
Shogunat. Konsutliere Wikipedia für die generellen Infos, hier wegen Platzmangel nur die Änderungen zu einem Normalen Shogunates:
Der Shogun, hier im Fall Liu-Lia, hat die Entgültige Macht.
Es gibt ein Parlament, ähnlich wie in DE der 1950-1960er Jahre, und unterbreitet dem S. Gesetzesentwürfe oder änderungen.
Die Samurai (=>Bushi) sowie die Ashigaru und vorallem Ritter und andere Berufssoldaten sind kein Teil einer Kaste, aber haben dennoch so manch mehr Privilegien als die meisten Bürger. Auch die Polizei ist hier zu finden.
Die Mittelschicht ist wie im modernen Deutschland der frühen 2000er.
Die Reichen aber verhalten sich wie in der TES-Lore. Es gibt hin und wieder Kriege zwischen dem Adel in Cyrodiil und Skyrim, aber im Großen/Ganzen ist es genauso Friedlich wie in den 70+ Jahren nach 1945.
Sozialistisch orientiert, mit Staatlicher Kontrolle über die Industiezweige. Freie Marktwirtschaft quasi non-existant. Private Betriebe nur unter Staatlicher Kontrolle über die Produktion erlaubt.
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Botschaften:
EU-Mitgliedsstaaten, Rep. Taiwan (sieht Taiwan als eigene Republik an, und weder Teil Chinas noch als China selbst), USA, Japan, UK und weitere.
Trivia:
Es ist vollkommen üblich hier Magie zu beherrschen. Auch wenngleich nur vergleichsweise wenige (0,9 - 4% der Gesamtbevölkerung) Magisch nahe dem Planetenzerstören rankommen, so ist ein Krieg untereinander nur einmal vorgekommen. (4E300 - 4E305, Krieg des Schwarzen Jahres, nachzulesen im Buch von Katria Hlaalu, Carlsen-Verlag, 2025.)
Durch die hohe Konzentration an Magie-Nutzer finden hier des öfteren besondere Turniere statt.
Auch schon so seine zwei, drei Gralskriege sind hier passiert, mit glücklichem Ausgang für die Allgemeinbevölkerung.
Die Hauptstadtregion liegt genau in der Mitte des riesigen Clusters, ca. 1200km östlich von Vvardenfells östlichster Stadt. Eine künstliche Insel, die eigene Berge, Flüsse, Wälder... besitzt und einen Einwohnerstand von 93,3 Millionen hat.
Saubere Umwelt ist das A und O dieses Landes. Müll in die Natur abzuladen kann einen den Kopf kosten.
Die alte, ehemalige Hauptstadtregion, Cyrodiilia, ist nun eine Provinzialhauptstadt, daraus resultierend auch ein Abfall der Einwohnerzahlen.
Planwirtschaft funktioniert hier bestens, und hat sogar Zukunftstechnologien hervorgebracht.
Flugblatt: c:1.11.2022 Tourismusbüro des Shogunat Tamriel (Hauptsitz), STAM-0019171 Moosbach/Blieseis Regierungsviertel, Straße-des-Elften-Sonnenhöhe-2E600 21-25
Bus: Turismusinformation, Tram: Str.-des-11-Sonnenh.-2E600, U-Bahn: Tourismusbüro/Trierer Platz
c:1.11.2022 Tourismusbüro des Shogunat Tamriel (Nebensitz), STAM-66111 Saarbrücken St. Johann, Betzenstraße 12
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OT: Mehr ist in der Mache, und wird nach und nach nachgereicht. (Baden-Wuerttemberg ich dachte, es wird mal Zeit, hier mal richtige Infos hinzulegen als nur so kleinen Spaßeseintrag.)
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Nr. 31: September und Oktober 2022
Location: Germany
Capital: CITY
Largest City: CITY
National Languages:
German (Primary Language)
MAIN GOVERNMENT BRANCH:
Supreme Chancellor:
NAME
Vice-Chancellor:
NAME
Chief Justice:
NAME
General of the Army:
NAME
MINSTERS:
Minister of Economics:
NAME
Minister of Foreign Relations:
NAME
Minister of Energy:
NAME
Minister of Business and Trade:
NAME
Minister of Health:
NAME
Minister of Environment and Agriculture:
NAME
Minister of Education:
NAME
Minister of Space and Science:
NAME
Minister of Research and Development:
NAME
Legislature:
Federal Parliamentary
State Parliamentary
High Court
Drives on the:
DIRECTION
Calling code:
+###
Internet TLD:
.TLD
The Republic of Maisel
Maisel is a Republic located in Germany. Following its internal conflict, Maisel became pertinaciously economically right-wing and socially central-leaning left. What followed after the change in government is how Maisel evolved from a small, unrecognizable colony to a full-fledged nation. Maisel's strongest industries are mining, insurance, and retail with furniture restoration and automobile manufacturing close behind. Yet, regardless of how tenacious these industries are, the relative age of Maisel sets it back economically. The economy is rated as "thriving" by the World Census, a relatively high score for a nation its age. Nonetheless, the government of Maisel is percipient of this disadvantage and acknowledges that much progress must be made.
1 Etymology
2 History
3 Environment
4 Demographics
4.1 Population
4.2 Religion
5 Government
5.1 Foreign Relations and Military
6 Economy
7 Culture
8 Infrastructure
8.1 Energy
GDP:
$####
GDP per capita:
$####
Average Income (Post-Taxes = ###%):
$####
Human Development Index:
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Currency:
Universal Standard Dollar ($)
Citizens of Maisel are called "Maisens", to use Maisel as a noun or adjective is simply "Maisen."
Maisel was founded by settlers who were descendants of people who originated from the Alps of Europe. They had identified as Swiss, German, and Austrian with a small number of settlers originating from northern Italy. With these original descendants came the Bavarian culture, which has survived in Maisel throughout its existence.
ENVIRONMENT
POPULATION
RELIGION
GOVERNMENT
Foreign Relations and Military
FOREIGN RELATIONS
MILITARY
ECONOMY
CULTURE
INFRASTRUCTURE
ENERGY
Nr. 30: Juli und August 2022
In the beginning the Great German Union was established as a proud communist nation. The people where happy (and are still happy today) and they didn’t have a need for these pesky “civil rights”, because with how advanced and happy the people are, who needs them anyways?
And so the government passed many useful legislations for the good of the people and everything was great.
The conflict:
But the neighbors of the GGU where very envious of the might and prosperity of the glorious Peoples Republic. And the first who showed that was Brazilistan. These Devils, had attacked us without knowing what grave mistake they just committed. The mighty army and air force mobilized quickly and destroyed the weak and pathetic Brazilistan military.
To show Brazilistan and the entire world not to mess with the GGU, we developed an atomic bomb and dropped it on their capital.
Now Brazilistan is a part of the GGU and their people went to special re-education camps to learn about the might of our great Union. Now they life happily ever after in the GGU!
The quiet terror:
Some people though, didn’t appreciate the benefits of the GGU and plotted an evil plan to overthrow the government. They developed an AI that was disguised to help the communist government with the economy. But little did they know, as soon the AI was in charge, the AI changed the marked to evil and foolish capitalism. The old government was removed and what followed was an era of quiet terror.
The savior:
People needed a hero now more than ever. But luckily they didn’t need to wait for too long. Our Great Benevolent Leader: “Großmarschall Hermann”, saved the people by slaying the evil AI and locking up the rotten capitalist government. The era of quiet terror finally had an end. And the people very happy once more. “Großmarschall Hermann” was the leader we waited for and the Leader we desperately needed.
Today he rules over our Great German Union which is communist once more and is now more successful than ever again thanks to our Leader.
What follows? The Peoples Republic of the Great German Union will be never ending! Prosperity forever!
Nr. 29: Mai und Juni 2022
Motto:
"Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!"
(Workers of the world, unite!)
Population: 1.2 million (June 30th, 2018)
Official language: German (Sarrois)
Demonym: Sarrois
Capital and largest city: Saarbrücken
Area: ca. 5000 km²
Government: Unitary Marxist-Leninist
one-party socialist republic
General Secretary:
• 1955-85 (first) Erich Honecker
• 1985-today Oskar Lafontaine
Anthem: Rot ist die Saar
(English: "Red is the Saar")
Currency: 1 Saarmark = 100 Pfennig
Time zone:
Winter: CET (UTC+1)
Summer: CEST (UTC+2)
Drives: on the right
The Saar Commune is a landlocked unitary Marxist-Leninist one-party socialist republic bordering Germany in the east, France in the west and Luxembourg in the north. It also shares a maritime border with Cuba along the Commune's only overseas territory, Ernst Thälmann Island. The self-sufficient nation is inhabited by a little over 1.2 million people. It is often viewed as the last remainder of the German Democratic Republic. Whilst both countries were independent entities, they cooperated on most domestic and foreign issues, including similar constitutions and laws.
1 History
⠀1.1 Pre-revolutionary history
⠀1.2 Revolutionary history
⠀⠀1.2.1 Early life and ecuation
⠀⠀1.2.2 Communist education
⠀⠀1.2.3 Resistance against the nazis
⠀⠀1.2.4 Foundation of the Saar Commune
⠀1.3 Post-revolutionary history
⠀⠀1.3.1 Late 20th century
⠀⠀1.3.2 21st century
2 Geography
⠀2.1 Main territory
⠀2.2 Ernst Thälmann Island
3 Population
4 Politics
⠀4.1 Notable politicians
⠀4.2 Internal affairs
⠀4.3 Foreign relations
⠀⠀4.3.1 DPR Korea
⠀⠀4.3.2 Republic of Cuba
⠀⠀4.3.3 Russian Federation
⠀⠀4.3.4 People's Republic of China
⠀⠀4.3.5 Germany and France
⠀⠀4.3.6 European Union
⠀⠀4.3.7 Israel
⠀⠀4.3.8 Azerbaijan and Moldova
5 National insignia
⠀5.1 National flag
⠀5.2 National emblem
⠀5.3 National anthem
⠀5.4 Former symbols
6 Economy
⠀6.1 Education
⠀6.2 Infrastructure
⠀⠀6.2.1 Terrestrial and shipping
⠀⠀6.2.2 Aviation
⠀6.3 News media
⠀6.4 Intranet
⠀6.5 Black market activity
7 Culture
⠀7.1 Language
⠀7.2 Music
⠀7.3 Cuisine
⠀7.4 Sports
⠀7.5 Architecture
⠀7.6 Horticulture
⠀7.7 Religion
8 Sources
9 See also
The Saar Commune's history can be divided into the pre- and post-revolutionary periods separated by the failed 1955 Saar Statute, after which the country gained its independence and constituted itself as a Marxist-Leninist people's republic.
The first settlers of what today constitutes the Saar Commune were Celtic tribes. Later, the Roman Empire integrated the region into its province of Belgica, which led to intermingling. The remains of old Roman villas and villages pay tribute to the wealth of the region.
In the 5th century, it was conquered by the Franks and was later a part of the Carolingian and the Holy Roman Empire.
During the 17th and 18th century, French Kings repeatedly invaded the area. It became a part of the French Republic until it was taken by the Prussians after the defeat of Napoleon in 1815. The Franco-Prussian War of 1870/71 began by an attempt of Napoleon III. to seize Saarbrücken. With the creation of the Territory of the Saar Basin, the Treaty of Versailles marked the beginning of the Saar area as a national entity in 1920.
Early life and ecuation
Honecker, born on August 25th, 1912 in Neunkirchen, who grew up in a family of miners and farmers, had already been frequenting a communist youth group at the age of ten, together with his siblings. His family's background in farming made them relatively wealthy in comparison to the general population of the former German Reich. However, Honecker's father, Wilhelm, a member of the Independent Social Democratic Party of Germany, who had been involved in the Kiel Mutiny, shared their agricultural products with the local community. The combined efforts of the strong Honecker family network across the entire region helped to save countless lives during the Turnip Winter of 1916 - 1917.
After the end of World War One, the Saarland was occupied by French troops, which also outlawed the worker and soldier councils organised by the Social Democrats and the Independent Social Democrats. In the following fifteen years of League of Nations administration, the Honecker family associated with the growing leftist proletariat movements, whilst the majority of the nation organised in religious, predominantly Catholic, communities.
In 1926, following his graduation and his registration in the local German Communist Youth Organisation (KJVD), due to the weakened economy, Honecker was unable to find work in the Saar region. He spent two years in Farther Pomerania, working for a wealthy, but honest family of farmers. Honecker declined the opportunity to take over the farm from the owner, who had been suffering from a battlefield injury, and returned to his home country, where he found a job as a roofer's assistant. Later, he pursued an education in the same field. During both occupations, Honecker listened to the thoughts and worries of the working class.
Communist education
Following his return in 1928, Honecker quickly rose through the ranks of the KJVD, where he became known as the "Spokesman of the Communists". His work in the organisation was gratified with his election as a district manager in 1929. Honecker continued to pursue his education in Marxist theory and practical youth work in the Red Youth Storm (later Red Youth Front). The same year, he officially joined the Communist Party of Germany. He applied for a seminar at the Party leadership in Berlin. During his welcoming ceremony, in which he pledged allegiance to the communist lifestyle and the Party, he was given the name Fritz Molter, which he would later use during his time in Moscow, where he was sent to attend the International Lenin School. He graduated in the summer of 1931. During this year, he also helped with the construction of the future Soviet steelworks in Magnitogorsk. Whilst undergoing strict Stalinist education, Honecker cleansed himself from egoistic thoughts and refined his communist ideology. Stalin remained Honecker's role model until his last breath.
Resistance against the nazis
When the national socialists took power in 1933, Honecker was detained by the fascists. Once he got out of prison in 1934, he returned to the French-occupied Saar to support Minister-President Johannes Hoffmann's fight against reunification with the German Reich, where he met many local communist leaders. Unfortunately, shrewd fascist propaganda led nine-tenths of the population of the Saar Territory to vote in favour of reunification. Honecker and many other communist functionaries sought refugee in France. Under the code name Martin Tjaden, Honecker illegally transported a printing press to Berlin, where he fought in the antifascist resistance. Again, he was arrested by the Gestapo and sentenced to two years in prison, later twelve. The inmates were forced to reconstruct buildings destroyed by allied bombings of Berlin.
After the prison was liberated by the Red Army on April 27th, 1945, Honecker joined the Ulbricht Group, an organisation of German politicians loyal to the Soviet Union, where he was introduced to Walter Ulbricht, who later became the leader of the German Democratic Republic. He joined the Socialist Unity Party of Germany and helped to create the Free German Youth in 1946, which he led until he returned to the Saar Protectorate, which was under French administration, in 1947.
Flag of the Saar Commune
Whilst the German Democratic Republic was founded in 1949, Honecker continued his work in the Sarrois Communist Party, which was founded three years earlier. His newly-founded Free Sarrois Youth, in which he applied the knowledge he gained during his years in Berlin, and his charismatic speeches rallied the working class of the Saar Protectorate under the flag of the SCP, whose leadership he had gained in the meantime. Ever since his return to the Saar Protectorate, Honecker fought against the Saar Statute, which was to decide whether the Saar Protectorate should be integrated into West Germany or gain autonomy under French administration. Thanks to years of hard work and a fierce electoral campaign in 1955, Honecker and his Sarrois Communist Party gained the majority and managed to change the outcome of the Saar Statute for the better. Out of the three choices, reintegration into Germany, French administration and total independence, 76.17% voted for the latter option. Following the independence referendum, a new constitution was written, the Sarrois Communist Party renamed to Sarrois Socialist Unity Party and the Saar Commune (German: Saarkommune) founded. The country received widespread international recognition in 1956.
1.3 Post-revolutionary history
Late 20th centuryIn the following years and decades, thanks to material and intellectual support from the German Democratic Republic and the Soviet Union, the Saar Commune prospered under Honecker's rule. Staying true to his ideology, Honecker managed to improve general living conditions and ensure a job, a flat and guaranteed free time for all workers of the Saar Commune. The obvious success led to border skirmishes with both France and the Federal Republic of Germany, as peasants and workers from the neighbouring capitalist nations wanted to join the Commune. At the end of these skirmishes, the Saar Commune directly controlled the entire length of the Saar river. Since the Franco-German border region, especially Alsace-Lorraine, had been under the historical influence of both countries, there were no notable complications resulting from language barriers during the unification of the Saar Commune.
Similarly to the German Democratic Republic, the Saar Commune constructed an antifascist barrier wall around the entire perimeter of its territory. Whilst the fall of the German Democratic Republic in 1989 and the collapse of the Soviet Union dealt a huge blow to the Saar Commune, the Ministry for State Security prevented a revolution allegedly planned by western spies and thereby saved the Saar Commune from the fate of other socialist countries in Europe. Whilst trade with neighbouring countries is severely restricted due to trade embargos trying to get the Saar Commune to open its borders and embrace capitalism, the nation still firmly believes in the socialist cause. The relatively low population of just over one million people made it possible for the nation to become entirely self-sufficient in terms of sustaining its population.
Erich Honecker relinquished his position as General Secretary to Oskar Lafontaine in 1985, whom he continued to provide with political advice and ideological guidance.
The 1990 Treaty on the Final Settlement with Respect to Germany (also known as "Two Plus Four Agreement") set the future of the Saar Commune as an independent country in stone, as Germany formally dropped all claims on Sarrois territory.
Honecker passed away on May 29th, 1994, in Leninstadt, formerly St. Ingbert.
The Saar Commune formally joined the Non-Aligned Movement (NAM) in 1997.
21st century
October 23rd, 2005 marked the 50th birthday of the Saar Commune. The event was honoured through a central parade in Saarbrücken, hosted by Oskar Lafontaine and other high ranking members of the Sarrois government. Whilst many of the over half a million attendees were inhabitants of Saarbrücken and nearby cities, public transportation and road traffic authorities registered a large influx of people into the city, mostly attributed to the celebrations.
On January 10th, 2020, the Saar Commune celebrated the "Saarhundert" (a portmanteau of "Saar" and "Jahrhundert", the German word for "century"), the centennial of Sarrois history. To celebrate the occasion, many cultural and historic institutions hosted special commemorative events for the general public. Official festivities were held in the Saarbrücken Castle with notable politicians, representatives from art and culture, honorary citizens and the General Secretary in attendance.
Largely due to its restrictive immigration policies, the impact of the global Coronavirus pandemic of the early 2020s on the Saar Commune was limited in comparison to other countries, even though the reliability of information regarding case numbers reported by Sarrois state media is questionable. Although infected individuals (predominantly guest workers from the People's Republic of China) entered the Commune's territory at the beginning of the pandemic, affected individuals could quickly be isolated by the means of mass screening and information originating from the Ministry of State Security. A complete ban on foreign immigration was placed temporarily, including Chinese guest workers. Economic activity in the Saar Commune continued, albeit under much stricter hygiene directives. The economic downturn in the Saar Commune was more noticeable than in other European countries due to the higher economic reliance on the primary and secondary sector. Some economic activity, as well as school and university lectures, were substituted through video conferences and educational programmes on the national intranet. Furthermore, school classes for all age groups were broadcast on national television to ensure no child was left behind and to prevent backlogs in the national school curriculum. The Sarrois university medical centre in Homburg isolated a strand of SARS-CoV-2 and supported global efforts in the search for a vaccine in a rare case of cooperation with non-socialist nations. As the situation in Sarrois hospitals wasn't as dire as in many other countries, the Saar Commune had offered to treat foreign individuals within the newly expanded quarantine wing of the university medical centre. Measures were reintroduced multiple times as the pandemic progressed.
Ambivalent relations with the Commune's neighbouring countries continued during the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine. Alongside most countries with which it upholds favourable relations, the Saar Commune blamed the invasion on Ukraine and/or NATO provocation and openly sided with Russia, souring relations with Ukraine and western nations. On the other hand, as countries in Europe, especially Germany, pursued decoupling their energy supply from Russian exports and sought a reduction of their dependence on Russian gas, the Commune's significant coal reserves presented a lucrative source of foreign capital. Due to the comparatively low cost of Sarrois coal, higher than in other developing countries but well below the European average, 2022 saw the first material exports into EU member states ever. Internally, the decision was controversial, with regards to "ideological purity", cooperation with capitalist nations, and the export of resources that could otherwise have been used internally.
The territory of the Saar Commune can be divided into the mainland on the Franco-German border and the only overseas territory, Ernst Thälmann Island, bordering Cuba.
The main territory of the Saar Commune encompasses the entirety of the Saar river, which originates in the Vosges mountains in the south of the nation and flows northwards, where it flows into the Moselle River, a tributary of the Rhine, close to the border with Luxembourg. Roughly half of the generally hilly nation is covered in forest which has provided the region with abundant building material for centuries. The 1.009 m tall Hohe Donne is the tallest point within the Saar Commune. The mountain is located on the French border and is the tallest peak in the northern Vosges.Temperate climates bestow warm summers and mild winters with an average precipitation of 800 millimetres.
The Saar area is very wealthy in natural resources, most notably coal, which resulted in the development of strong mining industry and culture. Nearly 40% of the Commune's territory is covered with forests, one of the highest percentages in middle Europe. However, the coverage has been steadily receding due to the need for more agrarian production resulting from foreign embargoes.
The most popular landmark of the nation is the "Saarschleife" near Mettlach, where the river Saar turns in a very picturesque way. Clear spring water can be used for brewing.
Previously known as Cayo Blanco del Sur, Ernst Thälmann Island is the only overseas territory of the Saar Commune. The 15km by 500m Caribbean island in the Gulf of Cazones was gifted to the German Democratic Republic by Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, in 1972. During a state visit by GDR officials, the island was officially renamed after the communist politician and one of its beaches named Playa República Democrática Alemana (GDR Beach, German: DDR-Strand). A bust of Ernst Thälmann was erected on the island as a symbol of GDR-Cuban friendship. After the collapse of the German Democratic Republic in 1989, the island was transferred to the Saar Commune. Whilst the environmentally beautiful island is uninhabited, members of the Sarrois embassy in Havana regularly visit the island to maintain the monument. The bust was badly damaged during Hurricane Mitch in 1998, however, a team of Cuban and Sarrois monument conservators restored it to its former glory.The island experiences tropical climates with temperatures reaching into the upper twenties and never dropping below 20°C. Occasionally, storms sweep over the island and it is sometimes exposed to hail showers.
Roughly half of the 1.2 million inhabitants of the Saar Commune live in the Saarbrücken metropolitan area, with the rest divided between smaller cities like Neunkirchen and Homburg as well as rural areas.
Whilst the natural population growth has been negative (Total Fertility Rate <1.5), the population is held stable through a migration treaty with the People's Republic of China, which was signed in late 1989. Nevertheless, the ageing population and the rising share of citizens living on state welfare per taxpayer are expected to become a larger problem in the future.
The Saar Commune experienced a minor flood of refugees and asylum-seekers during the collapse of the German Democratic Republic in 1990. Many East Germans, who still believed in the socialist cause, chose life in the Saar Commune over involuntary annexation into the Federal Republic of Germany. The vast majority received citizenship, former GDR politicians were incorporated into the Commune's government.
The largest ethnic minorities can be divided into pre-wall migration from surrounding countries (France, Luxembourg), descendants of miners from Italy and Turkey, and guest workers from other (former) socialist countries, for example, China, Romania, Vietnam, Poland, Bulgaria and Russia.
The Saar Commune is a unitary Marxist-Leninist one-party socialist republic. The ruling party of the Saar Commune is the Sarrois Socialist Unity Party. Whilst other parties are allowed, they have to be a part of the Sarrois National Democratic Front and accept the SSUP's leading role to ensure the persistence of state communism.
The People's Chamber (German: Volkskammer) also includes representatives from national mass organisations, such as the Free Sarrois Youth, the Free Sarrois Trade Union Federation, and the Sarrois Democratic Women's Federation.
Following the collapse of the German Democratic Republic in 1990, many convinced socialist politicians have fled to the Saar Commune and continued to fight for global socialism from within the enclave.
The Sarrois Gymnastics and Sports Association, the People's Solidarity (an organisation for the elderly) and formerly the Society for Saar-Soviet friendship are other important mass organisations.
The following list contains the names, functions and dates of birth and death of the most prominent politicians of the Saar Commune.
Name | Date of birth, death | Function |
Gerhard Schröder | *11.09.1910 †31.12.1989 | Minister of Internal Affairs, later Foreign Affairs and Defense, not to be confused with the former Chancellor of Germany |
Erich Honecker | *25.08-1912 †29.05.1994 | Founder and first General Secretary of the Sarrois Socialist Unity Party and leader of the Saar Commune |
Peter Hartz | *09.08.1941 | Minister for Economic Affairs, responsible for workforce allocation reforms |
Oskar Lafontaine | *16.09.1943 | Current General Secretary of the Sarrois Socialist Unity Party and leader of the Saar Commune |
Peter Altmaier | *18.07.1958 | Minister of Energy |
Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer | *09.08.1962 | Christian politician, leader of the opposition party |
Heiko Maas | *19.09.1966 | Minister for Foreign Affairs, formerly Minister of Justice |
Sahra Wagenknecht | *16.07.1969 | Born in the German Democratic Republic, fourth wife of Oskar Lafontaine, rumoured to be his designated successor |
Despite the nation's relatively small area, the Saar Commune can be divided into two distinct halves: the heavily industrialised, densely populated, German-speaking north, and the agrarian, rural, French-speaking south. Whilst the problems this dichotomy causes have been receding with time, rivalries between the groups still manifest from time to time, especially amongst older generations. To maintain state cohesion, the government actively combats separatist tendencies in the south and promotes solidarity projects amongst the citizens. The image of a united "Workers' and Peasants' State" (German: Arbeiter- und Bauernstaat) is promoted to foster cooperation between the miners and metalworkers of the north and the farmers and peasants of the south. In the long term, these problems are expected to be resolved over time, as a sense of national identity grows stronger with each coming generation and a co-dependency of one half of the country on the produce of the other ties the country together.
The Saar Commune maintains cordial relationships with many former USSR and Warsaw Pact member nations. Common issues, such as embargoes from capitalist nations and lack of allied neighbours, foster relations with other socialist nations. Relations with most capitalist nations in Europe are generally peaceful since many nations consider the small state to be insignificant in global affairs. Ties to many developing countries were established through the membership in the Non-Aligned Movement (NAM).
DPR KoreaThe Democratic People's Republic of Korea had established diplomatic relations with the German Democratic Republic shortly after the DPRK's foundation and exchanged ambassadors following the conclusion of the Korean War in 1954. As both the GDR and the DPRK were amongst the first countries to recognise the legitimacy of the Saar Commune, they were amongst the first countries with diplomatic ties to the Commune. Until the establishment of the Sarrois embassy in Pyongyang in 1957, the GDR's embassy handled Sarrois-North Korean affairs. Kim Il-Sung visited the Saar Commune at the end of a six-week trip through the Soviet Union and other Eastern European states, as well as the GDR. Following the conclusion of a trip to the GDR in 1984, Kim Il-Sung visited the Saar Commune for the second and last time. Erich Honecker travelled to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea three times, once in 1977, a second time in 1984, and finally, in 1986. During the second visit, Honecker and Kim signed a treaty of bilateral friendship, which was commemorated with a ceremonial banner. Kim Il-Sung referred to Erich Honecker as "brother and best friend".
Whilst Sarrois-North Korean relations took a hit during the Sino-Soviet Split, as North Korea sided with the People's Republic of China and the Saar Commune sided with the Soviet Union, relations recovered quickly after the fall of the Soviet Union.
Today, the Saar Commune is one of the few countries regularily dispatching athletes to the North Korean Mass Games.
Republic of Cuba
Following the collapse of the German Democratic Republic, many organs of Cuban-GDR friendship were adapted to promote Cuban-Sarrois friendship. Nowadays, the relations are upheld through student and worker exchange programmes, amongst others. Ernst Thälmann Island, the only overseas territory of the Saar Commune, stands as a symbol of bilateral friendship.
Similarly to Cuba, the Saar Commune suffers greatly from gas shortages resulting from sanctions introduced by western countries against Venezuela in 2019.
Russian Federation
Although the Russo-Sarrois relations are not as amicable as during the existence of the Soviet Union, the Saar Commune still maintains friendly relations with the Russian Federation. These mostly manifest in business deals, such as joint ventures and direct investments.
Whilst the Saar Commune is overall insignificant to the average Russian, intergovernmental relations are above the European average, as the Saar Commune rarely reacts negatively to Russian actions, such as the annexation of Crimea in 2014 or the invasion of Ukraine in 2022 (the condoning of which significantly hampered relations with Ukraine). Furthermore, the Saar Commune often follows suit with Russia when it comes to the recognition of state sovereignty, such as in the cases of the Republic of South Ossetia and the Republic of Abkhazia, which sours relations with Georgia.
Russian influence on Sarrois media is significant. The citizens of the Saar Commune are highly exposed to propaganda broadcasts, e.g. Russia Today.
Additionally, the exclusion of both the Russian Federation and the Saar Commune from international sportive events in recent years has led to rising solidarity between the two nations.
Continuous contributions from the USSR over the decades between the establishment of the Saar Commune in 1956 and the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991 are one of the largest reasons why the Saar Commune managed to survive beyond the end of the Cold War and well into the 21st century.
People's Republic of China
After the end of the Cold War, the People's Republic of China has become one of the Commune's most crucial political and economic allies. Aside from the PRC being the largest trading partner, a steady influx of Chinese guest workers has been supporting the Saar Commune since the late 1980s/ early 1990s. Originally, the People's Republic of China had been planning on sending the workers to the German Democratic Republic to stabilise a country deemed to be essential to the future of global socialism and to reward GDR loyalty and respect for the PRC's internal problem-solving measures as seen in the demonstrations of 1989. Unfortunately, the GDR collapsed before being able to reply to the proposal. With the help of East German politicians that fled to the Saar Commune after the fall of the wall, an agreement was reached with the PRC to dispatch the Chinese workers to the Saar Commune instead to reinforce the position of the socialist enclave in the sea of European capitalism. To this day, the Saar Commune continues the culture of mutual Sino-German socialist respect.
The Saar Commune does not recognise the Republic of China (Taiwan) as a sovereign country.
Negotiations as to the participation in the Belt and Road Initiative are currently ongoing, as the walling-off of the Saar Commune poses a significant logistical problem.
Until 1990, the future of the Saar Commune as an independent state was uncertain, as both the Federal Republic of Germany and the Republic of France claimed legitimate ownership over the lands constituting the Saar Commune's territory. Whilst such claims were never seriously enforced, they were occasionally used to gain votes or political influence.
Following the demise of the German Democratic Republic, the Treaty on the Final Settlement with Respect to Germany (also known as "Two Plus Four Agreement") between the two German states, France, the United Kingdom, the United States and the Soviet Union defined the borders of the united German state. The ratification of the treaty included Germany formally dropping any claims on foreign soil, including Alsace-Lorraine, the territories relinquished to Poland, East Prussia, Memel and the Saar area. Whilst France still lays claims on the southern regions of the Saar Commune, which were formally under French control, no imminent dangers to the future of the Saar Commune as an independent state remain.
Both France and the Federal Republic of Germany have expressed gratitude for the Saar Commune's offer to treat foreign individuals affected by the Coronavirus pandemic of the early 2020s. In comparison to other countries, the Saar Commune was significantly less affected by the pandemic due to its strict immigration laws.
Sarrois coal was exported to Germany in the wake of the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, as Germany sought greater independence from Russian gas imports. The decision was controversial on both sides.
European Union
Whilst the Saar Commune is not a member in the European Economic Area nor a signatory of the European Free Trade Agreement, several policies have been implemented to keep unnecessary complications with neighbour countries at a minimum. For example, the Saar Commune is preparing to abolish daylight savings time akin to the countries of the European Union.
Israel
Similarly to the former German Democratic Republic, the Saar Commune propagates an anti-Isreal agenda and openly supports Palestinian activities.
Azerbaijan and Moldova
To the dismay of Azerbaijan and Moldova, the Saar Commune recognises the sovereignty of the Republic of Artsakh and the Pridnestrovian Moldovan Republic.
The following is a list of national symbols and insignia used to identify Sarrois institutions and affiliation.
The flag of the Saar Commune was adopted after its foundation in 1956. The design is similar to flags of Soviet Socialist Republics, which usually modify the flag of the Soviet Union through one or few graphic elements.The colour red honours the red flag of the Paris Commune of 1871 and the red star and hammer and sickle are symbols of communism and socialism. The hammer symbolises urban industrial workers while the sickle symbolises agricultural workers (peasants) — who together, as the proletarian class, form the state. The red star represents the Saarois Socialist Unity Party, and its position over hammer and sickle symbolises its leading role in a socialist society to unify and enlighten the workers and peasants in the building of communism. The black piles along the lower edge of the flag symbolise the nation's vast coal reserves, whilst the silver fimbriation symbolises iron and steel, as well as peace.
An old draft for the flag of the Saar Commune used blue piles instead of black ones, taken from the flag of the former Saar Protectorate. However, the draft was rejected to reflect the nation's new identity and sovereignty from western European capitalism.
Colour | Name | CIELAB D₅₀ | sRGB | 8-bit hex | GRACoL 2006 |
. | Red | 44.59 / 67.58 / 43.84 | 206 / 17 / 38 | #ce1126 | 0% / 74% / 66% / 19% |
. | Gold | 87.47 / 2.91 / 86.55 | 255 / 215 / 0 | #ffd700 | 0% / 16% / 100% / 0% |
. | Silver | 100.00 / 0.00 / 0.00 | 255 / 255 / 255 | #ffffff | 0% / 0% / 0% / 0% |
. | Black | 9.77 / 0.00 / 0.00 | 27 / 27 / 27 | #1b1b1b | 0% / 0% / 0% / 89% |
. | Blue (rejected draft) | 15.10 / 3.67 / -32.20 | 0 / 38 / 84 | #002654 | 33% / 18 % / 0% / 67% |
The emblem of the Saar Commune depicts several industrial buildings, including a headframe in the middle and a gasometer on the right, representing the local industry. The most iconic natural landscape of the Saar Commune, the Saarschleife near Mettlach, is winding in front of the buildings. Behind the buildings, a radiant golden sun rises underneath the hammer, pickaxe and sickle and the red star. The scene is encircled by a wreath of leaves and pine needles, referencing the local mixed forests. A banner featuring the national flag's design weaves through the wreath.
The landscape depicted on the emblem appears to be a recreation of a historic photograph from the industrialisation showing a peasant sowing crops on hilly fields with newly-constructed factories and gasometers in the background. A headframe of the Luisenthal mines was added in the middle.
The national anthem of the Saar Commune is "Rot ist die Saar" ("Red is the Saar"). Sung to the melody of the "Steigerlied", a Saxon miner's song dating back to the sixteenth century, which was the anthem of the Saar Protectorate. It retains many elements from the 1920 version ("Deutsch ist die Saar", "German is the Saar") often sung during national socialist times. The current lyrics were composed by Wilhelm Lorenz (*05.09.1901, †05.07.1974), chief mining foreman in the Heinitz mines and amateur chamber singer, to reflect the socialist nature of the nation.
German lyrics | English translation |
Rot ist die Saar, rot ganz und gar! | Red is the Saar, from source down to its mouth! |
Rot der Prolet, bei Nacht und auf dem Feld! | The Proletarian's red, in mines and on the fields! |
Rot sind die Jungen, in Schul'n und in den Stuben! | Red is our youth, at home and in the schools! |
Rot die Staatsgewalt, die den Frieden wahrt! | Red is our rule, which keeps us all secure! |
Rot ist die Saar, rot ganz und gar! | Red is the Saar, from source down to its mouth! |
Prior to the establishment of the Saar Commune, the "Saarlandlied" ("Saarland Song") was also often considered an anthem of the nation.
During both periods of occupation after the world wars, the Territory of the Saar Basin (1920-1935) and the Saar Protectorate (1947-1956) had unique flags and coats of arms.Under the administration of France on behalf of the League of Nations, a blue, white and black horizontal triband was used. The quartered coat of arms of the Territory of the Saar Basin depicted the individual arms of St. Ingbert in the upper right corner, the arms of Saarlouis in the bottom right one and elements from the coat of arms of Saarbrücken in the remaining ones. Both the flag and the coat of arms were discarded when the area was integrated into the Gau Westmark (Nazi Germany).
The Saar Protectorate used a white Scandinavian cross, which divided the field into two blue parts on the hoist side and two red ones on the fly. The coat of arms used the same design. The design was the result of an open contest with the only condition being that the coat of arms should feature either a mural crown or a dove as a crest, symbolising the nation being the bridge between France and Germany or peace. The former option was chosen for the final design. The colours were taken from the French flag since the Saar Protectorate was under French administration at the time.
After the establishment of the Saar Commune, previous heraldic and vexillological symbols were discarded, as they featured monarchist and/or religious imagery, which were both frowned upon by the secular, socialist government.
Flag of the Territory of | Coat of arms of the Territory of | Flag of the Saar | Coat of arms of the Saar |
The economy of the Saar Commune is centrally planned and owned by the state. Instead of relying on supply and demand, a central committee sets and subsidises the prices of housing, basic goods and services.
The strongest branch of Sarrois industry is coal mining, which has a long tradition in the region, followed by agriculture. All businesses are collectively owned and organised into combines. Whilst the surplus of coal can be sold to foreign nations, the large amount of iron and steel produced in the nation serves as the state's main source of income, almost the entirety of the agricultural production is used to feed the population and to maintain quasi-autarky. Furthermore, the nation also produces automobiles that are only rarely being exported, as well as trains and trams, which are often bought by foreign cities.
Depleted or otherwise decommissioned mines are often renaturised and converted to parkland, with surface mines commonly flooded to create recreational lakes. Another common usage of old mine shafts is preservation for educational purposes, such as museums, conversion to long-term storage sites or, in rare cases, to entertainment amenities, with the latter often used as prestige projects.
In late August 2020, the Dillingen ironworks began producing iron using recycled, hydrogenous coke gas in an attempt to limit greenhouse gas emissions by reducing reliance on coal. Whilst C02 emissions are predicted to only drop by 2.5% (amounting up to roughly 110,000t/year), the overall iron production cost is reduced significantly. Similar technologies are expected to be applied throughout the country in the near future. The new system was launched in attendance of the workers of the ironworks, citizens, and Peter Altmeier, the Minister of Energy.
In mid-November 2020, an announcement was made for a PRC-funded, multi-billion dollar technology park in the Sarrois municipalities of Überherrn and Heusweiler. The major focus of the industrial complex is the production of batteries for electric vehicles. The park, promising jobs for multiple thousand workers, is slated for completion in 2023.
In a first, Sarrois coal was exported to the Federal Republic of Germany in 2022. The latter sought greater independence from Russian natural gas in the wake of the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine. The exports generated a minor economic upturn and a welcome stream of income, somewhat offsetting the reduced productivity during the Coronavirus pandemic of the early 2020s. Due to heavy subventions, prices for Sarrois coal are well below the European average, albeit still above other developing nations.
In February 2023 it was announced that a decommissioned coal power plant in Ensdorf is to be repurposed as a silicon carbide microchip factory in cooperation with mainland Chinese chip manufacturers. Synergies with other local elements of EV production lines are expected. The planned factory would be among the largest of its kind worldwide, if completed.
Other, smaller branches of industry, for example, winegrowing, and recently computer science and information technology systems serve as additional sources of income. Notable individual manufactories include the Mettlach-based Villeroy & Boch, which produces high-grade porcelain, and Viasit, an office furniture factory in Neunkirchen.
Students in the Saar Commune receive ten years of mandatory education with three optional years leading up to the maturity exam. Lessons in Russian, history, politics, Marxism and Leninism and sport are mandatory for all students.After school, young people either pursue a manual apprenticeship or enrol in the Sarrois University in Saarbrücken which offers a vast array of different academic disciplines. Reflecting changes in global economy and science, the repertoire of subjects taught at the Saarbrücken university has changed and expanded over the years. The university received a technical faculty in 1986. National institutes for informatics, biomedicine and artificial intelligence were established in the 1980s, followed by institutes for material sciences and nanotechnology in the subsequent decade.
There are several schools for individuals with special needs throughout the Saar Commune, who are given the chance to contribute to economic activities in nationally-owned enterprises to make an independent living.
The Sarrois infrastructure is entirely state-run. Citizens can acquire cars, although the use of public transportation is encouraged.
Terrestrial and shippingWhilst in the past transportation in the Saar Commune heavily relied on automobiles, government investments have led to well-maintained public transportation systems in several larger cities, such as Saarbrücken and Neunkirchen. Whilst public transportation is slowly catching up, the automobile is still the most common method of transportation in the nation.
In addition to the vast array of pre-war highways, most cities are connected by train lines. They are used both to transport passengers, as well as industrial and agricultural products from the state-owned mines, steelworks and agricultural companies.
Furthermore, the Saar river and canals connecting to it are also used for transversal transportation.
This strongly interconnected infrastructure is a major boon for the Sarrois economy and increases its efficiency substantially.
Aviation
Until the collapse of the German Democratic Republic, the Saar Commune did not have a national airline. Air traffic between both nations, as well as between the Saar Commune and other countries, was covered entirely by the GDR's state-owned airline Interflug. Several Interflug machines, ranging from regular passenger machines, to planes owned by the government and the Ministry for State Security, remained on Sarrois territory during the reunification of Germany. According to unevaluated sources, these planes were parked in the Saar Commune in anticipation of the collapse of the GDR, after their alleged involvement in transporting GDR functionaries to the Saar Commune. Whilst the remaining Interflug machines on German ground were integrated into Lufthansa's fleet, the Saar Commune took on stewardship of the former GDR airline. Furthermore, agricultural aircraft, which were previously under the administration of the Sarrois National People's Army, were transferred to the airline.
Under the leadership of Josef Tabellion, Interflug acquired the defunct Noble Air in early 1992, followed by Hamburg Airlines later the same year, to rake in profits from Germany.
• 2 Ilyushin Il-18 (1961)
• 4 Tupolev Tu-134 (1969)
• 2 Ilyushin Il-62 (1970)
• 1 Let L-410 (1982)
• 1 Airbus A310 (1989)
• 1 DHC-8 (1990)
• 1 Boeing 737-300 (1992)
• 2 Airbus A320-200 (1993)
Only state-controlled media is permitted in the Saar Commune. The state wields absolute monopoly over all print, radio, television and digital media. The Commune is listed amongst the lowest-ranking countries in the Press Freedom Index.
Rossiya Segodnya (Russian: Россия Сегодня), known as Russia Today (RT) in the west, is the only international news network with a broadcast license in the Saar Commune. RT has regularly been described as a major propaganda outlet for the Russian government and its foreign policy, as well as identified as a purveyor of disinformation and conspiracy theories. Overall, Russian influence on Sarrois public opinion is regarded as significant, as exemplified during the 2014 Russian annexation of Crimea and the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
The Saar Commune maintains a walled garden national intranet service comparable to the North Korean Kwangmyong system. Only few individuals within the Commune have access to the global Internet. Similarly, Sarrois domains are usually not accessible from abroad. Services such as web browsers, search engines, email and news sites are available, albeit strongly monitored by the Ministry for State Security. Whilst lots of information regarding political entities, such as countries, politicians and agencies is heavily distorted by state propaganda, technical and scientific information seems to be of adequate quality. Vectors of potential disobedience, such as chat rooms, are heavily restricted and universally monitored for suspicious and/or seditious correspondence.
The Sarrois intranet received increased attention during the Coronavirus pandemic of the early 2020s, hosting teleconferences for economic and educational purposes as well as distributing educational material to students nationwide.
Under French post-war administration, many Sarrois businesses suffered from smuggling, as profit-oriented individuals would cross the border, purchase cheap, German goods, and sell them lucratively to the citizens of the Protectorate. Whilst this tradition of smuggling has somewhat maintained itself throughout the decades, the construction of the antifascist barrier wall and strict border controls create strong hurdles to such illegal activity. Furthermore, the Sarrois government actively combats black marketing by increasing and subsidising the production of frequently smuggled goods, such as winter clothes and shoes. Border troops regularly conduct patrols along the wall to uncover locations at which contraband could be transported into the country.
Over the years, Sarrois culture has developed a unique identity, manifesting throughout many layers of society, including language, music and food, amongst others. Mining aesthetics and memorabilia are also fairly prevalent throughout the population, as many families have a background in mining.
Probably the most important aspect of Sarrois culture and identity is the unique dialect of the region, Sarrois. It can be divided into two subcategories, Moselle and Rhine Franconian, the major difference being the pronunciation of the pronoun "das", which is pronounced as "dat" in the northern parts of the nation. Other aspects of Sarrois include referring to girls and women with the neutral pronoun "es" (it), often pronounced "ähs", the higher rarity of diphthongs and the absence of the front rounded vowels "ö", "ü" and "eu", which are replaced by "e", "i" and "ei" respectively. Furthermore, the Sarrois often uses different words for activities, for example, "schaffen" (creating) instead of "arbeiten" (working) and "tun" (do) instead of "würden" (would do).
The French language is prevalent throughout the Saar Commune, as all parts of the nation had been under French influence for centuries. Russian is taught in all public schools, resulting in high rates of comprehension.
The Saar Commune is a melting pot of German music. Whilst its western heritage can be seen in the country's love for Schlager music (Gerd Christian, Uwe Jensen, Hartmut Schulze-Gerlach), east German pop bands (Puhdys, Karat, Wir, City, Silly, Pankow) have established themselves as the mainstream in the Saar Commune.
Bands from other communist countries, such as the Polish "Czerwone Gitary" ("Red Guitars"), the "Golden Voice of Prague", Karel Gott, Hungarian band "Omega" and Yugoslavian "Korni Grupa" enjoy popularity throughout the nation, some have even performed live in the "Saarlandhalle" ("Saarland Hall") in Saarbrücken.
Furthermore, the national government subsidises classical musicians and those who compose communist and/or socialist songs. Frequent cooperation occurred with east German artists such as Ernst Busch, Hannes Wader, Hanns Eisler, Paul Dessau, Ernst Hermann Meyer, Rudolf Wagner-Régeny, and Kurt Schwaen.
Underground musical activity is also notable.
Schwenken (swinging around) is a staple of Sarrois cuisine. The word "Schwenker" describes both the grill, the grill operator and the pieces of meat on the grill. A Schwenker grill consists of a cooking grate suspended by chains from a tripod above a fire. By being able to swing the grate around, the operator can ensure the meat is evenly roasted from all sides. The simple structure of a Schwenker grill makes it easy to construct from improvised materials. Washer drums are often used as containers for coal and firewood, as the holes in the walls of the drum enable a steady supply of oxygen for the flames.Aside from the Schwenker grilled meat, Lyoner, a cooked pork sausage and Dibbelabbes, mashed potatoes baked in a cake pan, can be considered national dishes. The regionally brewed beer "UrPils" is also a national staple product.
The slopes on the shores of the Saar river in the north of the nation are being used for winegrowing. Certain varieties of Riesling benefit tremendously from climatic and soil conditions in the region, making for a high-quality luxury consumption and export product. Historic evidence of winegrowing in the region dates back two thousand years.
A Saarbrücken-based nationally-owned enterprise is pioneering the production of Eauropean seabass (Dicentrarchus labrax) in modular, fully-automated salt water tanks. Whereas importing Mediterranean fish had previously been a luxury few could afford, the introduction of this technology has diversified the Sarrois culinary line-up and even roused the attention of foreign food critics, as the below average delivery distances have dramatically increased the freshness of the fish served at Sarrois restaurants.
The Sarrois Gymnastics and Sports Association strongly supports children who show promise in athletic disciplines, as successful participation at sportive events is an effective way of fostering international recognition as a sovereign country. Sarrois athletes have excelled in several Olympic competitions, most notably winter sports. It has been participating in the Olympic games ever since 1952. In 1954, it failed to qualify for the FIFA World Cup after coming second to West Germany but ahead of Norway, but has since competed every time to varying degrees of success. Furthermore, it often competes in the field handball world championships and it is one of the few nations dispatching athletes to the North Korean Mass Games.
The Saar Commune and its socialist sister country, the German Democratic Republic, cooperated strongly in sportive endeavours. Despite both countries competing independently in the Olympic games, the nations participated in extensive exchange of expertise and organised training camps for athletes from both states. Results of this cooperation became evident in traditional fortes of the German Democratic Republic, such as ice skating and swimming.
However, as the GDR's systematic government-run doping programmes became publicly known after its collapse, the Saar Commune was faced with similar accusations. These allegations were strengthened by the fact that many former GDR coaches emigrated to the Saar Commune, which offered them generous grants and lucrative positions as national trainers. Consequentially, the Saar Commune was excluded from several events by the International Olympic Committee, similarly to the Russian Federation. Internally, Sarrois athletes fare exceptionally well in diverse disciplines, which can be attributed to government sponsorship programmes and strong social acknowledgement of sportive activities.
It is common for citizens of the Saar Commune to do morning gymnastics to a special program broadcasted every morning on state radio.
Akin to many nations of the defunct Warsaw Pact, many residential districts in the Saar Commune are dominated by so-called microraions, residential complexes containing multi-story apartment buildings and public service buildings, such as nurseries, kindergartens, schools, playgrounds, shops, post offices and doctor's offices, providing most daily necessities within walking distance of one's dwellings. Whilst originally often described as monotonous and dull, satisfaction with living conditions in Sarrois microraions has increased over the years, largely attributed to vegetation growth and adequate maintenance. Jarek Kurnitski, director of Tallinn University of Technology's Institute of Construction and Architecture predicts such Soviet-era apartment complexes to last another century before demolition will become unavoidable.
The Saar Commune features several architectural world heritage sites, such as Celtic and Roman excavation sites in Nenning, Borg and in the Bliesgau, as well as the Hillfort of Otzenhausen. The national capital, Saarbrücken, is known for its Baroque buildings and churches. The Völklingen Ironworks, which have been classified as a UNESCO European industrial heritage site, is an example of industrial landmarks, such as headframes, gasometers and other structures typical for mining and steel-producing industries.
Celtic hill fort of Otzenhausen | Celtic burial mound near | Reconstructed Gallo- | Roman Villa in Borg |
Saarbrücken Ludwigskirche | Völklingen Ironworks | Göttelborn headframes, | French embassy in Saarbrücken, |
The botanical garden of the Sarrois University in Saarbrücken is well-funded and maintained, boasting an impressive collection, attractive for both academic and recreational purposes.
In the past, the Saar region had been predominantly Catholic with minor protestant influences. Ever since the foundation of the Saar Commune, however, the number of religious citizens has fallen steadily, with roughly 40% of the population now identifying as either irreligious or unaffiliated. Whilst the state officially distances itself from religions and encourages state atheism, the high concentration of Catholics living in the area led to the maintenance of many religious communities throughout the nation.Similarly to the German Democratic Republic, all religious organisations are under state surveillance. Whilst freedom of religion is a constitutional right and parents or legal guardians can decide whether their child should attend religious education in school, the state actively promotes a materialistic worldview and secular alternatives to religious events. An example is the so-called "Jugendweihe" ("Youth consecration"), a secular coming-of-age ceremony, as an analogue to Christian confirmations.
Some independent new age religions operate within the Saar Commune to varying degrees of success. Agents of the Church of Scientology and the International Society for Krishna Consciousness have been observed in several Sarrois cities. Whilst members of these organisations are under surveillance, their member counts are too small to be considered threats.
Furthermore, it is notable that cities previously named after saints are often renamed in honour of socialist or communist leaders and thinkers. Examples include St. Wendel, which was renamed to Kart-Marx-Stadt, St. Ingbert, which was renamed to Leninstadt, and St. Avold, which was renamed to Stalinstadt.
Alongside Buddhism, the small but notable Vietnamese community in the Saar Commune practices various folk traditions, for example, veneration of the dead, which is very prominent throughout many Vietnamese families.
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Thank You for reading The saar commune's factbook! It is by far the most ambitious and detailed factbook I have written so far. If You'd like to see more of my worldbuilding, here is a list of other nations of mine which I wrote factbooks for. If You have any comments or feedback, I'd be happy to hear it via telegram! Also, I'd be really happy if You would leave this article a like at the top of the page if You enjoyed it. :)
Other Nations
r/HistoryWhatIf user u/Full_contact_chess and r/HistoricalWhatIf users u/aris_boch and u/Flo_Zone who helped me flesh out the history.
r/vexillology Discord users Remy#7205 and astro#3802 who helped me come up with details.
r/vexillology Discord user bongo#4561, who tweaked and improved this picture.
Eurth member Fulgistan who came up with ideas for interesting foreign relations and did some proofreading.
YouTuber Dr. Ludwig who helped me to make the lyrics video for the Saar Commune's national anthem.
r/vexillology user u/kryzjulie who made this beautiful render of the Saar Commune's flag.
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After re-reading this, I notice the shocking coincidence that National Nicollettia Day lines up with the second destruction of L'Manberg on November 16th, 2020, and the death of Wilbur Soot. I question whether this patriotism is therefore a good thing since the flag of Nicollettia directly connects it to the tragic history of L'Manberg. I have thus chosen to make the 16th a simultaneous day of mourning with quiet spaces to grieve and remember located just outside of town, away from the sounds of the festivities.
~Pause~
Nr. 27: (Oktober und) November 2021
Peoples Republic of German Lostland
Flagge von Lostland
Staatsdienstflagge von Lostland
Wappen von Lostland
Hoheitszeichen von Lostland
Wahlspruch: Auferstanden aus Asche und Trümmern
Hauptstadt: Berlun
Größte Stadt: Berlun
Amtssprachen: Deutsch
Staatsform: Volksrepublik, de facto Ein-Mann-Diktatur auf dynastischer Basis
Regierungsform: totalitäre kommunistische Einparteiendiktatur
Regierung:
- Staatsoberhaupt: Staatspräsidentin der Volksrepublik
Deutsch Lostland Tamara Richter
Gegründet: von deutschen Siedlern
1718 Demokratische Republik Deutsch Lostland
1889 Volksrepublik Deutsch Lostland (von der Demokratischen Republik
Deutsch Lostland abgespalten)
1918 Gewaltsame Einverleibung der restlichen Republik
Staatsfläche: 518.789 km²
Erhebungen
Höchster Punkt: Dachspitze (2899 Meter)
Währung: Lostland Schilling (1 Schilling = 100 Groschen)
Zeitzone: -4 Universal Time Coordinated
Fährt auf der: rechten Seite
KFZ-Kennzeichen: DL
Telefonvorwahl: +52
Internet TLD: .dl
Staatsreligion: Protestantismus
Nationalhymne: Die Sozialistische Weltrepublik
Nationalfeiertag: 10. Juni 1947 - Ende des Warthingtonkrieges
Nr. 26: September 2021
Viele Demonstranten aus Ostplatonien versammeln sich an den Grenzen Westplatoniens und bewerfen die Grenzbeamten mit Steinen und Scheren, dadurch ist die Lage sehr angespannt.
Da viele Demonstraten eine Wiedervereinigung fordern.
Nr. 25: August 2021
So I try to antzipate how the politcs of this city would look like.
In general I want to make a modern liberal State.
Nr. 24: Juli 2021
Outer Canberra
Lexworth
Ethos
The Lakes
Mary's Rest
Zeitgeist
Iron Coast
Red Port
Nux Var
West Gate
Nr. 23: Juni 2021
The Kingdom of Masere is a French speaking country at the centre of its respective continent, a constitutional monarchy since the civil war, the country is renowned for its citizens freedoms and political stability, however its recently been at the centre of international controversy following the Maldenique Islands War, Operation-250 and the slow progression of decolonization of the various island communities still under Maseri sovereignty.
Politically, the Kingdom’s head of state is King Alain Marsel, the nephew of the previously deposed Matthis Arlenes III following the conclusion of the 1980’s Civil war. Presiding over a constitutional
monarchy, the head of government is the Prime Minister, with the legislative body, the National Assembly being led by the ‘President of the Assembly’, informally referred to as the President.
The Kingdom has multiple internal administrative divisions. As it is a unitary state, ultimate authority is derived from the Central Government however there are multiple interests t hat ensure the state devolves powers on the local level. In decreasing order of importance:
• Departments
The most autonomous and politically powerful of the admin divisions, these entities have significant control over local law, and are responsible for maintaining services over the areas they control. Typically speaking the largest cities are included in Departments.
These Departments also tend to internally divide themselves into Cantons.
• Provinces
Generally responsible for the more rural and outlying areas of the countries, provinces have a similar level of control over their territory as the departments however due to their population, they generally don’t have the same representation in the National Assembly, in addition due to the tendency
for radical groups to base themselves in provinces, the Central Government reserves the power to rapidly (albeit in limited fashion) deploy the RGDF for peacekeeping purposes, however
legislation forces the Central Government to negotiate with local authorities (outside of extenuating circumstances) for any escalation in RGDF deployment.
• Communities
Communities are small somewhat autonomous entities that either for historical reasons or agreements, are outside the control of the provinces or departments.
This entity is small as its limit of control ends where their urban centres or farmland end. It’s very typical to see Communities exist as enclaves surrounded by a Province or Department.
• Overseas Communities
These are any defined community that exists outside the Maseri mainland. These also include the various island colonies that are scheduled for independence referendums; however, several Overseas Communities have a majority Maseri population. Overseas Communities are collectively managed by the ColonialAffairs Ministry (The renaming of the Ministry is currently in the proposal stage). In terms of local powers, their Chief Administrator is chosen by the central government however the population elects a local council to run most of the Communitiesaffairs.
Foreign Relations
Relations with Sevincia are to put it simply, in the gutter following the Sevincian border conflict that
occurred part way through the 1980’s Civil War. In conjunction with recent rhetoric from Sevincia, there
are real fears of conflict as Masere treads on thin ice with its northern most neighbour over political
differences and territory in the Bay of Hugeris.
Relations with Qiao Zhelan is practically non-existent outside of border contacts due to the country’s
isolation.
Relations with the Kumoris Union are…Interesting due to the brewing internal conflict between its
member states over the question of Masere’s influence in the region or the desire of some member
states who speak the same language to unify with Masere. In order to avoid provocation, Masere stays
quiet about such questions but it doesn’t stop some factions in the Union from becoming suspicious.
Nagansk and Masere are historical rivals, however ever since Masere rejected absolutism in the 1980’s,
their shared democratic values had caused both sides to re-evaluate their geopolitical alignment. Both
states have since developed a mature defensive alliance, unfortunately opportunities to turn this into a
full-blown alliance have been shut down due to a difference in opinion regarding the Landringen situation.
Relations with the Duchy of Civitalzano has been strained ever since the military junta took control of
the country and turned the duke into a figurehead. However, beyond that, both countries enjoy a healthy
trading relationship in raw resources.
Relations with the Republic of Alpakoyun are generally met with disinterest, however both countries
share democratic norms and a healthy defence and other industry trading relationship, unfortunately
there has been some tension following an alleged backslide in democratic norms within the Republic
following its border conflict with Civitalzano.
Relations with the Federal Republic of Landringen, although not as bad as Sevincia, are still in the gutter
following the Maldenique Islands War, Operation-250, historical contention, as well as the Maseri Air
Forces involvement in routinely bombing militia groups in the country that “Threaten Masere’s national
security”. On occasion both countries can find their state armies fighting very localised small-scale battles
whenever such operations take place.
Relations with the pirate republics in the Charsier Straits are typically done by bullet or GBU-12. The
only thing stopping Masere and likeminded powers from wiping them out is Vespaccian influence &
threats.
Relations with the United Principalities of Vespaccia are very poor, as Masere regards the pirate republics
as proxies for Vespaccia to restrict regional trade, in addition Vespaccia possesses a military comparable
in size to Masere and Sevincia, placing it as a rival and or threat to Maseri interests.
Relations with the Chotovenkan Republic are as similarly strained as Landringen, following the
Maldenique Islands War, prior historical contentions, frustrations over decolonization etc. The primary
saving grace of the relationship is both Masere and Chotovenka have bad relations with Landringen. Even
then, the possibility of another conflict is always on the minds of Masere’s defence planners.
Nr. 22: Mai 2021
Soviet Republic of Petrovovic
Советская Республика Петровович
(kurz auch meist Räterepublik Petrov)
Flagge von Petrovovic
Wappen von Petrovovic
Hoheitszeichen von Petrovovic
Wahlspruch: Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
"Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!"
Hauptstadt: Petrovograd
Größte Stadt: Petrovograd
Amtssprachen: Russisch, Deutsch
Landessprachen: Russisch
Staatsform: Räterepublik
Regierungsform: Parlamentarisch-kommunistische Demokratie
(Es gibt mehrere kommunistische, bzw. generell linke Parteien)
Regierung:
- Staatsoberhaupt: Präsident Victor Miroslaw
- Regierungschef: Ministerpräsident Vladimir Makarow
Gegründet: 7. Mai 1711 Zarentum Petrovovic
18. Februar 1909 Räterepublik Petrovovic (Nach der Abdankung des letzten Zaren gegründet)
Währung: Rubel (1 Rubel = 100 Kopeken)
Zeitzone: -4 Universal Time Coordinated
Fährt auf der: rechten Seite
KFZ-Kennzeichen: SP
Telefonvorwahl: +49
Internet TLD: .sp
Staatsreligion: Russisch-Orthodoxe Kirche
Nationalhymne: Soviet March
Nationalfeiertag: 18. Februar 1909 - Ausrufung der Räterepublik
Nr. 21: April 2021
In 2002, the state parliament passed a "District Structure Act" for the reorganization of the districts and independent cities as part of a district reform.
In the process, the Bieberfelde surrounding area was divided into its own administrative district. The city of Bieberfelde with its 57,000 inhabitants is the center of the district.
In addition to the lively town center and the tranquil outskirts of the city, especially the industrial and commercial areas that have been settled here for several decades and have seen consistently high volumes of work. For this reason - and also because of the excellent transport connections through the federal highway B54 as well as regional and long-distance routes of the Deutsche Bahn - the city has its own professional fire brigade, which is present at two locations in the city area.
Since then, the district of Bieberfelde has had the following rural towns, offices and municipalities:
Map of the district
Towns in the district
Nr. 20: März 2021
Staatsflagge von Fichtenstein
Standarte des Landtages von Fichtenstein
Standarte des Fürstenhauses von Fichtenstein
Persönliche Standarte der Fürstin von Fichtenstein
Kriegs- und Seekriegsflagge von Fichtenstein
Achternflagge für Schiffe Fichtensteins
Nr. 19: Februar 2021
Nr. 18: Januar 2021
The demonym to describe a person (or object) from Norbien is „Norbian“
The Kingdom of Norbien is divided into three separate provinces, namely Maura-Norabe in the north, Pare-Norabe in the southwest and Kurêve/Kurêvia in the south-east. Since the city of Grestine is located in Maura-Norabe it has both the status of being both the State and a Provincial Capital. Historically, the Norbian Kingdom consisted out of only Maura- and Pare-Norabe (literally „Upper- and Lower-Norbia“), however, after a lengthy military campaign in the year [REDACTED], Kurêvia got conquered and annexed. Despite now being fully assimilated into the Norbian culture, a noticeable part of the Kurêvian population refuses to recognize the Norbian government and royal family and don‘t consider themselves to be Norbian. Since the „Unity of all Norbian realms“ is an incontestable part of the Kingdom’s constitution, all regionalist/separatist parties are banned on a both federal and provincial level. In reaction to this, Kurêvian-nationalist terrorist cells and Guerilla groups have formed, who try to gain the independence of Kurêvia by violent means. Their attacks and assassination attempts are still causing numerous casualties to this very day.
Nr. 17: Dezember 2020
02.02.2021 Plakkia got his first medal at Atlantis Winter Games, organized by Lemmingtopias. Alenka Maury got Bronze in Women's 30 KM Cross-Country Ski.
24.11.2020 Plakkia canceled a national policy: Conscription. Young adults must not serve in military anymore.
28.08.2020 Federation is no more. Plakkia is now known as "The Republic of Plakkia".
06.08.2020 The right to public protest is considered to be essential.
29.07.2020 Foreigners cannot become residents.
15.07.2020 Plakkia was reclassified from Inoffensive Centrist Democracy to a New York Times Democracy.
30.06.2020 The state provides health care to all citizens.
23.06.2020 Plakkia was reclassified from a New York Times Democracy to an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.
21.06.2020 The nation opposes the use of WMDs.
15.06.2020 A new capital city of Tunta is declared.
11.06.2020 Women receive paid leave from employment for childbirth.
06.06.2020 The state mandates the use of the metric system.
02.06.2020 The nation runs a space program.
24.05.2020 Private industry is permitted within a market-based economy.
01.05.2020 Government power is substantially delegated to local authorities.
22.04.2020 Plakkia is created as "The Federal Republic of Plakkia". This day is also a National Day of Plakkia and is decided to be a holiday.
Nr. 16: Oktober / November 2020
The cities on the map are the biggest cities in our nation every city has at least 20 million
citizen or even more.
Also Trollarien is divided into 4 big states.
Those are Nordrhein,Middlekon,West Trell and Southeast Trell.
The lakes do have names from the lakes in Germany,because the colonists future Trollariens were mostly German. [Will be explained with the creation of the history factbook]
There are exactly 3 big mountains.
There are 5 protected areas for capybaras.
14 teams are protecting the zones. Every team is equipped with our newest healthcare kit and our new Capyrifles.
These rifles can be used to protect capybaras if someone tries to harm them , the teams can even shoot at hunters or civilians if they need to.
This whole factbook was created on a tablet on Sunday the 25th October 2020.
Nr. 15: September 2020
Nr. 14: August 2020
The national languages are German and English to understand the Trollariens mostly only one of them is needed to communicate with them,because they are currently only able to learn and teach these languages.
It has a massive car industry and has everything under control yes yes.....
We search for ways to improve our country everyday.
Extra note:
The capital punishment policy does some times exist and sometimes not.
-trolllollololll~Leader of the Confederacy of Trollarien and the 1.2B+ citizen of Trollarien
-Source: CapybaraWiki
Nr. 13: Juli 2020
Leader: Mae Yukiyama
Founded: March 1960
Ideology:
Progressivism
Social democracy
Left-wing populism
Left-libertarianism
Pacifism
Political Position:
centre-left to left-wing
National Council Seats: 61/117
Leader: Geoffrey Newport
Founded: September 1937
Ideology:
Conservative liberalism
Fiscal conservatism
Rhine capitalism
Constitutionalism
Political Position:
Big-tent
National Council Seats: 34/117
Leader: Henry Cooper
Founded: October 2011
Ideology:
Economic liberalism
Classical liberalism
Radical centrism
Dōshūsei
Regionalism
Political Position:
centre to centre-right
National Council Seats: 13/117
Leader: Jason Fox
Founded: July 2006
Ideology:
Liberalism
Social liberalism
Reformism
Centrism
Political Position:
centre to centre-left
National Council Seats: 9/117
Nr. 12: Juni 2020
Anelkas flag features a combination of golden yellow and bright green in the lower foreground.
As a metaphor for the countries lush countryside, the green side resembling the old forests and ceaseless meadows. Likewise, the green colour reflects the undying hope of the Anelkan's. On the other side, the yellow golden colour embodies Anelkas large and fruitful fields, often filled with barley or wheat in the summer. However, the colour also symbolizes the Anelkan's wise mentality, always valuing intelligence in decisions, rather than quick actions.
The upper backround of the flag is filled with a luscious bright blue, resembling the always sunny sky, that stretches all over Anelka. At the same time, the blue colour is included to show off Anelkas inviting, laid-back vibe. Showing, that this country is a place of relaxation for citizens and guests.
In the middle of Anelkas flag rises a bright white sun, just as you would see it on a summer morning over the Anelkan coast or fields. The white colour and it's position were chosen to display the purity of Anelka's citizens. While life may lead to difficult choices, Anelkans believe that every mistake can be made up for, as humans stay pure in their deepest inside.
Finally, the Green Woodpecker, Anelka's national animal flies in front of the glistening sun, as the ultimate symbol for the never ending Anelkan struggle for freedom in all of it's forms.
Nr. 11: Mai 2020
Our great Emperor Maxim I. von Ilversgehofen announces today, 20.01.2020, that after very successful talks with the red delegation, a trade agreement has finally been reached. "It is an honour for me, after an intensive exchange with the red delegation and the Emperor Ben XXVI 'the Merciless' of Hohenzollern, to be able to announce that our empires continue to grow together economically! I do not want to give exact figures, but our always productive farmers will in future supply a very large part of the red market with our own Ilver cheese! In return for our high quality cheese supply, the Red Empire is strengthening our armed forces with their best armoured vehicles", explained Emperor Maxim I of Ilversgehofen.
Anonymous critics condemn this agreement. "Cheese against tanks? I doubt very much that these were the only products that were traded during the 'Cheese Against Tanks' treaty. What secret matters were still being negotiated there remains uncertain, but sooner or later we will find out, be it through smart journalists or a whistleblower."
Nr. 10: April 2020
Da diese Informationen jeden Menschen angehen, mache ich eine Ausnahme und pinne sie alle drei.
Coronaviruses are a large family of viruses which can infect both humans and animals. They can range from the common flu to more serious illnesses and in recent years have been the cause of major outbreaks like the severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and the Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS).
Compared to SARS, COVID-19 appears to be highly transmissible as most cases are mild and resemble a cold. The symptoms of COVID-19 include a cough, fever and shortness of breath (more details are provided in the FAQ below).
If you would like to learn more, you can view an informational YouTube video from John Hopkins Medicine here, or visit the websites listed below.
Wash your hands frequently
Regularly and thoroughly clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water.
Why? Washing your hands with soap and water or using alcohol-based hand rub kills viruses that may be on your hands.
Maintain social distancing
Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.
Why? When someone coughs or sneezes they spray small liquid droplets from their nose or mouth which may contain virus. If you are too close, you can breathe in the droplets, including the COVID-19 virus if the person coughing has the disease.
Avoid touching eyes, nose and mouth
Why? Hands touch many surfaces and can pick up viruses. Once contaminated, hands can transfer the virus to your eyes, nose or mouth. From there, the virus can enter your body and can make you sick.
Practice respiratory hygiene
Make sure you, and the people around you, follow good respiratory hygiene. This means covering your mouth and nose with your bent elbow or tissue when you cough or sneeze. Then dispose of the used tissue immediately.
Why? Droplets spread virus. By following good respiratory hygiene you protect the people around you from viruses such as cold, flu and COVID-19.
If you have fever, cough and difficulty breathing, seek medical care early
Stay home if you feel unwell. If you have a fever, cough and difficulty breathing, seek medical attention and call in advance. Follow the directions of your local health authority.
Why? National and local authorities will have the most up to date information on the situation in your area. Calling in advance will allow your health care provider to quickly direct you to the right health facility. This will also protect you and help prevent spread of viruses and other infections.
Stay informed and follow advice given by your healthcare provider
Stay informed on the latest developments about COVID-19. Follow advice given by your healthcare provider, your national and local public health authority or your employer on how to protect yourself and others from COVID-19.
Why? National and local authorities will have the most up to date information on whether COVID-19 is spreading in your area. They are best placed to advise on what people in your area should be doing to protect themselves.
You should exercise responsible research habits and ensure that:
(1) the information is from a reputable organisation (such as a regional or national newspaper or your country's health authorities);
(2) the author is an authoritative source (i.e. they hold an advanced degree in public health, epidemiology, or a related field);
(3) or, in the case that they lack the proper credentials, you should do more research to verify their claims from more reliable sources before accepting their advice.
The following information is from the World Health Organisation Myth buster webpage and has been reproduced here for your convenience. This selection of myths and facts are limited and it is recommended that you visit their site for the full version.
Myth — COVID-19 virus cannot be transmitted in areas with hot and humid climates
Fact — From the evidence so far, the COVID-19 virus can be transmitted in ALL AREAS, including areas with hot and humid weather. Regardless of climate, adopt protective measures if you live in, or travel to an area reporting COVID-19. The best way to protect yourself against COVID-19 is by frequently cleaning your hands. By doing this you eliminate viruses that may be on your hands and avoid infection that could occur by then touching your eyes, mouth, and nose.
Myth — Cold weather and snow can kill the new coronavirus.
Fact — There is no reason to believe that cold weather can kill the new coronavirus or other diseases. The normal human body temperature remains around 36.5°C to 37°C, regardless of the external temperature or weather. The most effective way to protect yourself against the new coronavirus is by frequently cleaning your hands with alcohol-based hand rub or washing them with soap and water.
Myth — Taking a hot bath will prevent the new coronavirus disease
Fact — Taking a hot bath will not prevent you from catching COVID-19. Your normal body temperature remains around 36.5°C to 37°C, regardless of the temperature of your bath or shower. Actually, taking a hot bath with extremely hot water can be harmful, as it can burn you. The best way to protect yourself against COVID-19 is by frequently cleaning your hands. By doing this you eliminate viruses that may be on your hands and avoid infection that coud occur by then touching your eyes, mouth, and nose.
Myth — The new coronavirus can be transmitted through mosquito bites.
Fact — To date there has been no information nor evidence to suggest that the new coronavirus could be transmitted by mosquitoes. The new coronavirus is a respiratory virus which spreads primarily through droplets generated when an infected person coughs or sneezes, or through droplets of saliva or discharge from the nose. To protect yourself, clean your hands frequently with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water. Also, avoid close contact with anyone who is coughing and sneezing.
Myth — Hand dryers are effective in killing the new coronavirus.
Fact — No. Hand dryers are not effective in killing the 2019-nCoV. To protect yourself against the new coronavirus, you should frequently clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water. Once your hands are cleaned, you should dry them thoroughly by using paper towels or a warm air dryer.
What are the symptoms of COVID-19?
The most common symptoms of COVID-19 are fever, dry cough, and tiredness. Other symptoms that are less common and may affect some patients include aches and pains, nasal congestion, headache, conjunctivitis, sore throat, diarrhea, loss of taste or smell or a rash on skin or discoloration of fingers or toes. These symptoms are usually mild and begin gradually. Some people become infected but only have very mild symptoms.
Most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing hospital treatment. Around 1 out of every 5 people who gets COVID-19 becomes seriously ill and develops difficulty breathing. Older people, and those with underlying medical problems like high blood pressure, heart and lung problems, diabetes, or cancer, are at higher risk of developing serious illness. However, anyone can catch COVID-19 and become seriously ill. People of all ages who experience fever and/or cough associated with difficulty breathing/shortness of breath, chest pain/pressure, or loss of speech or movement should seek medical attention immediately. If possible, it is recommended to call the health care provider or facility first, so the patient can be directed to the right clinic.
What should I do if I have COVID-19 symptoms and when should I seek medical care?
If you have minor symptoms, such as a slight cough or a mild fever, there is generally no need to seek medical care. Stay at home, self-isolate and monitor your symptoms. Follow national guidance on self-isolation.
However, if you live in an area with malaria or dengue fever it is important that you do not ignore symptoms of fever. Seek medical help. When you attend the health facility wear a mask if possible, keep at least 1 metre distance from other people and do not touch surfaces with your hands. If it is a child who is sick help the child stick to this advice.
Seek immediate medical care if you have difficulty breathing or pain/pressure in the chest. If possible, call your health care provider in advance, so he/she can direct you to the right health facility.
Should I wear a mask to protect myself?
Masks should be used as part of a comprehensive strategy of measures to suppress transmission and save lives; the use of a mask alone is not sufficient to provide an adequate level of protection against COVID-19. You should also maintain a minimum physical distance of at least 1 metre from others, frequently clean your hands and avoid touching your face and mask.
Medical masks can protect people wearing the mask from getting infected, as well as can prevent those who have symptoms from spreading them. WHO recommends the following groups use medical masks.
• Health workers
• Anyone with symptoms suggestive of COVID-19, including people with mild symptoms
• People caring for suspect or confirmed cases of COVID-19 outside of health facilities
Medical masks are also recommended for these at-risk people, when they are in areas of widespread transmission and they cannot guarantee a distance of at least 1 metre from others:
• People aged 60 or over
• People of any age with underlying health conditions
Non-medical, fabric masks are being used by many people in public areas, but there has been limited evidence on their effectiveness and WHO does not recommend their widespread use among the public for control of COVID-19. However, for areas of widespread transmission, with limited capacity for implementing control measures and especially in settings where physical distancing of at least 1 metre is not possible – such as on public transport, in shops or in other confined or crowded environments – WHO advises governments to encourage the general public to use non-medical fabric masks.
How can we protect others and ourselves if we don't know who is infected?
Practicing hand and respiratory hygiene is important at ALL times and is the best way to protect others and yourself.
When possible maintain at least a 1 meter distance between yourself and others. This is especially important if you are standing by someone who is coughing or sneezing. Since some infected persons may not yet be exhibiting symptoms or their symptoms may be mild, maintaining a physical distance with everyone is a good idea if you are in an area where COVID-19 is circulating.
Australia — Department of Health
Austria — Federal Ministry of Labour, Social Affairs and Consumer Protection
Canada — Public Health Agency of Canada
Czech Republic — Ministry of Health
Denmark — Ministry of Health
European Union — European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control
Finland — Ministry of Social Affairs and Health
France — Ministry of Health
Germany — Federal Centre for Health Education | Robert Koch Institute (federal government agency responsible for disease control and prevention) | Information index
Indonesia — Ministry of Health
Japan — Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare
Malaysia — Ministry of Health
Singapore — Ministry of Health
South Korea — Ministry of Health and Welfare
Switzerland — Federal Office of Public Health
United Kingdom — National Health Service
United States — Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Additionally, there are numerous resources which are a good starting point if you wish to understand this pandemic better:
Academic Institutions & Medical Journals:
Elsevier — Novel Coronavirus Information Center
John Hopkins University — Center for Systems Science and Engineering (COVID-19 tracking)
The Lancet — COVID-19 Resource Centre
The New England Journal of Medicine — COVID-19 webpage
International Organisations:
World Health Organisation ( Advisory Information | Overview | Question & Answer )
News Sources:
Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) (Australia) — Coverage on Coronavirus outbreak
BBC (United Kingdom) — Coronavirus pandemic explainers
Channel News Asia (Singapore) — Latest news on COVID-19
DW (Germany) — COVID-19 news coverage
Foreign Affairs (United States) — Coverage of Coronavirus
France 24 (France) — COVID-19 news coverage
Guardian (United Kingdom) — COVID-19 news coverage
New York Times (United States) — COVID-19 news coverage
South China Morning Post (Hong Kong) — Coverage on Coronavirus outbreak
Other [Note: Read with Caution as author(s) are not authoritative sources]:
Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell — YouTube video 'The Coronavirus Explained & What You Should Do'
Tomas Pueyo — Medium opinion piece
If there are any resources you think should be added, please do feel free to telegram Amerion and it may be included in this dispatch.
An Informational Dispatch on Coronavirus (COVID-19)
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Bundeszentrale für gesundheitliche Aufklärung, Informationen für Bürger
https://www.infektionsschutz.de/coronavirus/
Links zu Informationen der jeweiligen Bundesländer über Lage, Regeln, Tests und Impfungen:
https://www.bundesregierung.de/breg-de/themen/coronavirus/corona-bundeslaender-1745198
Videos der Bundeszentrale für gesundheitliche Aufklärung
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdbDIUyaDXemK4pfV6fqdcQ/
Audioinhalte zu Hören
https://www.infektionsschutz.de/audioinhalte.html
Robert Koch Institut, deutsche Bundesoberbehörde für Infektionskrankheiten
https://www.rki.de
Infektionszahlen in Deutschland, Robert Koch Institut
https://experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4/page/page_1/
Infektionszahlen weltweit, WHO
https://covid19.who.int/
Informationen zum Coronavirus in Leichter Sprache
https://www.rki.de/DE/Service/Leichte-Sprache/LS_Corona-Ratgeber_tab-gesamt.html
COVID-19 (Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2), detaillierte Informationen
https://www.rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/nCoV.html
Freiwillige App: Corona-Datenspende
https://corona-datenspende.de
Bundesministerium für Gesundheit
https://www.bundesgesundheitsministerium.de/coronavirus.html
Zusammen gegen Corona, Seite des Bundesministeriums für Gesundheit
https://www.zusammengegencorona.de
NDR Info Podcast zum Coronavirus
https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/info/Coronavirus-Virologe-Drosten-im-NDR-Info-Podcast,podcastcoronavirus100.html
Aktuelle Zahlen SARS-CoV-2 Deutschland
Website in Kooperation mit der Forschungsgruppe TECO am Karlsruher Institut für Technologie
https://www.coronazaehler.de
Österreich
Bundesministerium Soziales, Gesundheit, Pflege und Konsumentenschutz
https://www.sozialministerium.at/Informationen-zum-Coronavirus.html
Schweiz
Bundesamt für Gesundheit
https://www.bag.admin.ch/bag/de/home.html
Internationale Umfrage
In Englisch. Survey on Coronavirus, by an international team of researchers from 12 different institutions, including Harvard, Cambridge, IESE, and Warwick University, collecting survey data on how citizens prepare and cope with the spreading coronavirus. So far there has been no assessment of how individuals perceive the situation and behave in response to it. Please note you must be over 18 to participate.
http://covid19-survey.org
Overview of Covid-19 infections in Germany, Robert Koch Institut
https://experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4/page/page_1/
Overview of Covid-19 infections, wordwide, WHO
https://covid19.who.int/
Information from Germany
Information in Akan/Twi, Albanian, Amharic, Arabic, Armenian, Bengali, Bulgarian, Chinese, German, English, French, Georgian, Greek, Hindi, Bahasa Indonesia, Italian, Khmer, Kiswahili, Kurdish, Marathi, Macedonian, Nepalese, Pashtu, Persian, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Russian, Serbian/Croatian/Bosnian, Slovak, Somali, Spanish, Thai, Czech, Tigrigna, Turkish, Hungarian, Vietnamese
Ethno-medical centre. Ethno-medizinisches Zentrum e.V.
The Health Project with migrants for migrants
https://www.covid-information.org
Covid-19 information in the following languages (scroll down on the page):
Albanian, Arabic, Bulgarian, Chinese, Croatian, Czech, Dari, English, French, Italian, Greek, Hungarian, Kurdish, Lithuanian, Pashto, Persian/Farsi, Polish, Romanian, Russian, Serbian, Tigrinya, Turkish, Urdu, Vietnamese.
Link list by Germany's Minister of State for Migration, Refugees and Integration.
https://www.integrationsbeauftragte.de/ib-de/amt-und-person/informationen-zum-coronavirus
Bundeszentrale für gesundheitliche Aufklärung (federal centre for health information)
Information in Arabic, English, Farsi/Persian, French, Russian, Turkish
https://www.infektionsschutz.de/coronavirus/informationen-in-anderen-sprachen.html
Videos by the Bundeszentrale für gesundheitliche Aufklärung (federal centre for health information)
in Arabic
https://youtu.be/7Zhte-s_xp0
in English
https://youtu.be/Y8e_KEwWgPM
in Farsi/Persian
https://youtu.be/bL42TUoLJsU
in French
https://youtu.be/j0gf3dS8RA0
in Russian
https://youtu.be/gtYLVy7SRWM
in Turkish
https://youtu.be/3c8FhAWeDHE
Federal Ministry of Health
https://www.bundesgesundheitsministerium.de/en/press/2020/coronavirus.html
Federal Ministry of Health, information for foreign careworkers
in German, Polish, Czech, Croatian, Hungarian, Romanian, Lithuanian, Bulgarian
https://www.zusammengegencorona.de/informieren/information-for-foreign-careworkers/
Robert Koch Institute, federal government agency and research institute for disease control and prevention, detailed information
https://www.rki.de/EN/Home/homepage_node.html
Information from Austria
Federal Ministry Republic of Austria Social Affairs, Health, Care and Consumer Protection
Information in English
https://www.sozialministerium.at/en/Coronavirus.html
Information from Switzerland
Office Fédéral de la Santé Publique
Informations en français
https://www.bag.admin.ch/bag/fr/home.html
Ufficio federale della sanità pubblica
Informazioni in italiano
https://www.bag.admin.ch/bag/it/home.html
Federal Office of Public Health
Information in English
https://www.bag.admin.ch/bag/en/home.html
International Survey
Survey on Coronavirus, by an international team of researchers from 12 different institutions, including Harvard, Cambridge, IESE, and Warwick University, collecting survey data on how citizens prepare and cope with the spreading coronavirus. So far there has been no assessment of how individuals perceive the situation and behave in response to it. Please note you must be over 18 to participate.
http://covid19-survey.org
Nr. 9: März 2020: Nova Hrodsk
Als eine der Vyrädischen Sprachen (Von Ur-Vyräd. ‚Vurad‘ „Stammesmitglied, Genosse“) weist das Hrodskische lexikalische, grammatikalische und syntaktische Gemeinsamkeiten mit dem Tonivischem auf, welche jedoch aufgrund exogener Einflüsse benachbarter Sprachfamilien und geographisch bedingter Isolation auf den ersten Blick schwer erkennbar sind. Dennoch ist es Anfang des 19. Jahrhunderts Sprachwissenschaftlern erstmals gelungen Einzelwörter einer Vyrädischen Ursprache zu rekonstruieren.
Geschichte
Gemäß dem aktuellen Forschungsstand wird die Vyrädische Urheimat im Hadrif-Tal innerhalb des heutigen Hrodskisch-Tovinischen Grenzgebiet vermutet. Zu einem Bruch der gemeinvyrädischen Kultur kam es als südliche Stämme das Possakker Gebirge in südöstlicher Richtung überquerten und sich schließlich in den Sümpfen um das moderne Deuahrodsk niederließen. Dieser Auszug muss sich vor mindestens 2.000 Jahren zugetragen haben, denn schon aus dem 1. Jahrhundert berichtet ein gerolischer Kaufmann folgendes:
“Und wie ich weiter in den Osten vorgedrungen bin, stieß ich auf ein seltsames Volk mit noch seltsameren Sitten, welches gleich den Nordmännern [Klassische Philologen gehen hierbei von einer altertümlichen Bezeichnung für die Vyräder aus] ihresgleichen mit „Stammesbruder“ anreden, sich aber sonst in so einer Art und Weise ausdrückten, dass selbst der Kundigste unter unseren Gefährten sichtlich Mühe hatte sich mit diesen zu verständigen.“
(Aus Egh jeitli Badegi, Verfasser anonym, übersetzt aus dem Alt-Gerolischen von Nethun Oišif)
Nr. 8: Februar 2020: Ludwigreich bzw. Louisistan
The Head of State is The President to the Confederacy. He is elected by the Confederate Assembly for the term of one year, along with the Vice President and the President's Chief of Staff. The president's post is largely ceremonial. Apart from chairing the sessions of the Confederate Assembly he has virtually no power.
The Confederate Assembly is an assembly to which each of the confederate courts, legislative bodies and the confederate government name four delegates (the two chambers of congress counting as one body). It serves as a coordinating committee between these bodies and elect the President, Vice President and the President's chief of staff from amongst themselves.
The confederate government consists of the publicly elected Lord Chancellor as head of government and the ministers he appoints. The ministers elect the two Vice Chancellors and the Director of the confederate government amongst themselves.
Legislative Branch
The main legislative body of the Confederacy is the smaller chamber of Congress, the Senate. Its members co-opt new members into the Senate at their own discretion. Senate appointments are lifetime appointments, although most Senators retire after four to eight years, to join the House of Represantatives. The House, although being the larger chamber of congress, usually only convenes once a year. Its powers are mostly discharged by several committees, who meet more often. The most notable of these committees is the Continuing Committee, consisting of the Chairman, Vice Chairman and Secretary of the House as well as a fourth Representative. They are elected by the full house for terms of three years. The Senate may pass any law, although some areas are subject to the House's (or rather the Continuing Commitee's) consent. The only exception are changes to the constitution.
The power to alter the consitution is reserved for the Confederate Council. Like the Senate, its members co-opt new members. No public election is held.
Judicial Branch
The two confederate courts are the Constitutional High Court, dealing with matters concerning the constitution, and The Confederate Supreme Tribunal. The Judges and Justices co-opt new appointees to the courts and elect their respective chairpersons from amongst themselves.
Nr. 7: Januar 2020: Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl
Left: Location of Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl in Berlin/Lichtenberg.
Right: Area comparison with Luxembourg and Liechtenstein.
Motto:
"Es ist ein Zunder in uns, der Funken will."
(There’s a cinder in us, that wants to spark.)
Population:
Lichtenberg: 41,079
Fennpfuhl: 32,545
Total: 73,624 (June 30th, 2016)
Official Language: German
Demonym: Lichtenberger
(singular, plural and adjective)
Capital and Largest City:
Lichtenberg-Fennpfuhl (city-state)
Area: 8.24 km²
Government:
Unitary people’s republic
• Head of State: Thomas Hoffmann
• Chancellor: Franz Pontiac Horn
Anthem: Solidaritätslied
(English: "Song of Solidarity")
National Dish: Schnitzelbrötchen
(English: schnitzel in a bun)
Currency: 1 SchniBrö = 1 Euro = 100 Cents
Time Zone:
Winter: CET (UTC+1)
Summer: CEST (UTC+2)
Drives: on the right
Licence Tag: LF
Calling code: +49
Internet TLD: .lf and .de
The People's Republic of Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl is a landlocked city-state within the capital city of Deutschland, Berlin. It is inhabited by a little over 73,000 people which all live in the densely-populated urban environment of the city. Even though or maybe exactly because the nation is not internationally recognised it maintains strong economic and diplomatic ties with Deutschland.
Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl is located in the middle of the district Lichtenberg and consists of two localities, Lichtenberg and Fennpfuhl. Its borders are mostly defined by large roads or train tracks. The area is mostly flat with height differences only amounting up to few meters at most. The urban environment is interspersed with public parks, green space and occasional ponds and lakes, most notably the Fennpfuhlpark, characterised by numerous sculptures, in the middle of Fennpfuhl. It borders the localities of Alt-Hohenschönhausen, Weißensee and Prenzlauer Berg (both in Pankow district), Friedrichshain (in Friedrichshain-Kreuzberg), Rummelsburg, Friedrichsfelde and Marzahn (in Marzahn-Hellersdorf). Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl covers an area of 8.24 square kilometers.
Before the 20th century
The historic village of Lichtenberg, today also called Alt-Lichtenberg, was founded about 1230, due to the German colonization of the territory of Barnim. The settlement around the fieldstone church was first mentioned in a 1288 deed, its estates were acquired by the neighbouring City of Berlin in 1391.
Alt-Lichtenberg suffered severely during the Thirty Years' War and remained a small village at the Berlin gates until in the late 18th century Prussian noblemen like general Wichard Joachim Heinrich von Möllendorf built their residences here. In 1815 the Lichtenberg estate became a property of the Prussian chancellor Karl August von Hardenberg.
20th century
The village came to be a residential area and a suburb of Berlin from the mid 19th century on. A new town hall was erected in 1898 and in 1907 Lichtenberg received town privileges. Originally an independent city, it became part of Berlin in 1920 in the Greater Berlin Act.
During the time of Nazi rule, there has been a small forced labour camp in the Fennpfuhlpark.
In April 1961, the land development of the area, called Lichtenberg (Nord) at that time, was begun, and planning was subdivided into three sections. The area to be built upon covered an area of 175 hectares (430 acres). In the Erich-Kuttner-Straße on the edge of the area (section I), the first Plattenbau, one of the most commonly built types of residence in German democratic republic, was built. The building, which was built as an experimental sample, is under monument protection today. On December 2, 1972, construction of the quarter began, the plan being to develop an area for almost 50,000 inhabitants. Populated since the early 1970s, it was officially completed on May 12, 1986.
21st century
Following the reunification of Deutschland and the end of the German democratic republic, there were many socialist sympathisers in Lichtenberg where there were many former GDR offices situated, including the infamous Stasi. This is also visible thanks to the large number of monuments and street names dedicated to socialists and communists, as well as Lichtenberg being the only electoral district in Deutschland providing a direct mandate for the Leftist party.
In the latter half of the 2010s growing amounts of young people, especially students in higher education, rediscovered the socialist ideology for themselves. Fearing the growing strength of corporations and right-wing parties, students from local schools gathered periodically to protest for social justice, equality, peace and solidarity. The non-violent protests, mostly collective singing of left-wing songs from GDR-times, attracted the attention of elder citizens sympathising with the socialist past, which later joined the protests. The original goal of the protests was not the secession from Deutschland but only a more humane society, further socialising the economic model of Rhine capitalism. However, when a law student, Franz Pontiac Horn, later the first head of state of Lichtenberg-Fennpfuhl, discovered that because of a legal loophole the two localities of Lichtenberg and Fennpfuhl were still a non-annexed part of the former GDR. More or less as an inside joke the student protesters declared the foundation of the People's Republic of Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl. Although the nation is not internationally recognised, the inhabitants of the area uphold the declared People's Republic.
Most of the 73.000 inhabitants of Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl are ethnic Germans, however, similar to most parts of Berlin, the area is home to people from many different origins. The largest non-native ethnicities are Russian, people from former Soviet Socialist Republics and Vietnamese, who migrated as workers to Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl during GDR times. Further people came from Poland and Turkey. The median age is kept balanced between large numbers of senior citizens and plenty of young families living in the urban residential areas.
The politics in Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl are dictated by a democratic semi-socialist government that combines Rhine capitalism with a multitude of leftist and socialist policies to both improve the capitalistic system and to prevent classical mistakes of socialist nations from the past.
The General Assembly of Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl is elected by the people in free and secret elections every four years. Although the nation is divided into two localities, Lichtenberg and Fennpfuhl, the government is unitary and situated in Lichtenberg, which also deals with the issues of Fennpfuhl.
There are five parties currently in the parliament. The largest of them is the Leftist party, the remnants of the former leading party of the GDR, the SED (Socialist Unity Party). Nowhere else in Deutschland is the Leftist party stronger than in Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl. The Leftists hold eighteen out of the fifty-five seats in the local parliament. The second-strongest party is the centre-left SPD, the Social-Democratic Party of Deutschland, a classical worker's party facing declining popularity in favour of far-right and far-left parties. The CDU, the Christian Democratic Union faces the same problem but worse, as it is down to seven seats in Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl, even though it is currently the strongest and governing party in Deutschland. The Green party is the weakest with five seats, however, its political influence is strong thanks to frequent cooperation with the Leftists. The fifth party in the parliament is the Alternative for Deutschland, an ultra-conservative, far-right party, gaining votes from people disappointed in the government, especially the governing coalition of CDU and SPD.
Since the declaration of the People's Republic, the popularity of the Leftists and Greens has risen thanks to many protesters engaging in those parties. Even though Lichtenberg had a problem with national socialists in the past, which is one of the reasons for the AfD's strength, their numbers are declining thanks to the self-confident leftist government.
4.2 Relations with Deutschland
As no other internationally recognised nation accepts Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl as a sovereign state, Deutschland still views the people living in Lichtenberg and Fennpfuhl as its own citizens. They still pay taxes, abide by German law, can move freely across the borders and enjoy the four freedoms. The people in Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl solidarize themselves with the Germans, although they view them as slightly less pro-social as themselves.
Most industrial products of Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl were not profitable on the world market which lead to the closure of many companies in the manufacturing sector. Nevertheless, many small and medium-sized companies are still running at a profit as a part of the Mittelstand, the economic basis for the strength of Deutschland's economy. There are several shopping malls in the area. A large furniture producer from Sweden runs a chain store in Lichtenberg and the Vietnamese community runs a large shopping mall for small businesses.
Never before did the youth of Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl have access to such a wide spectrum of education as it has now. Most children from all layers of society end up pursuing a further academic path and going to University in Berlin. As in the other parts of Deutschland, after primary school students can choose between different educational paths based on the academic or manual abilities. However, his increasing amount of higher educated young people leads to a lack of specialised tradespeople.
Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl is interspersed with large public roads, train and tram networks as well as extensive pathways and bike lanes. Thanks to the highly developed infrastructure the area is tightly interconnected. Schools, clinics and other necessary services are easily available and often free of charge. Leftist politicians are working on making the means of public transportation free for every citizen.
Although the culture is mostly indistinguishable from the rest of Deutschland, Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl is distinctively a part of Berlin and its culture, which is heavily influenced by migrants from all over the world. Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl is an open-minded and multicultural hub for the youth of the increasingly globalised world, although the neighbouring district of Friedrichshain-Kreuzberg is better-known for its vibrant nightlife. The best-integrated foreign group are the Vietnamese who have assimilated into the culture perfectly by being more hard-working than the Germans themselves.
Most people in Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl speak either high German or the Berlin dialect. The most common minority languages are Russian and Vietnamese, as well as Polish and Turkish. Almost every young person speaks fluent English thanks to both the emphasis on foreign languages in local schools, as well as the dominance of the English language online and in modern media in general.
Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl is known for its omnipresent, GDR-style Plattenbauten, a typical socialist building method for accommodating large numbers of people in high-rise apartment buildings at a cheap cost. Those buildings were not very attractive in the past, now, however, after many of them have been renovated, the friendly and green residential areas are highly sought after by young families as well as foreigners as the population continues to grow. In some areas residential and administrative buildings from before the world wars have been preserved and are still in use.
There are several Christian churches in Lichtenberg-fennpfuhl with active communities, although their numbers have been dwindling. Furthermore, large parts of the population are Muslim and many shrines with offerings can be found in Vietnamese shops and businesses. A growing share of the population identify as agnostic or atheistic and others as not belonging to any major religious community.
Lichtenbgerg locality on Wikipedia (German)
Lichtenbgerg locality on Wikipedia (English)
Fennpfuhl locality on Wikipedia (German)
Fennpfuhl locality on Wikipedia (English)
[1] Map composed from works by Wikimedia Commons user TUBS.
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Nr. 6: Dezember 2019: St Joseph
Kingdom of Saint Joseph
Flagge von Saint Joseph
Wappen von Saint Joseph
Hoheitszeichen von Saint Joseph
Wahlspruch: Unity and Brotherhood
Staatsgebiet
Hauptstadt: St. Joseph
Größte Stadt: St. Joseph
Amtssprachen: Englisch, seit 1972 auch Deutsch
anerkannte Minderheitensprachen: Russisch, Ungarisch, Kroatisch, Slowenisch,
Böhmisch, Rumänisch, Türkisch, Arabisch, Hebräisch
Staatsform: Königreich (offiziell Kaiser- und Königreich)
Regierungsform: Absolute kommunistische Erbmonarchie
Regierung:
- Staatsoberhaupt (de Jure): Kaiser und König Michael der 1. von Warthington und St. Joseph
- Staatsoberhaupt (de Facto): Königin Cornelia die 1. von St. Joseph/Kronprinzessin von Warthington
Legislative: Kaiserliches Hause Leitner
Gegründet: vom britischem Empire
Unabhängigkeit: zwischen 21. September 1750 bis 14. Juni 1972
Seit 1972: Kaiserliche und Königliche Realunion mit Warthington
Währung: Reichskrone (1 Reichskrone = 100 Reichsheller)
Zeitzone: -4 Universal Time Coordinated
Fährt auf der: rechten Seite
KFZ-Kennzeichen: SJ
Telefonvorwahl: +51
Internet TLD: .wa
Staatsreligion: Katholizismus
Nationalhymne: When Johnny comes marching home
Nationalfeiertag: 10. Juni 1947 - Ende des Warthingtonkrieges
Nr. 5: November 2019: Zamonien
Zamonien ist ein von dem Schriftsteller Walter Moers erfundener Kontinent, welcher zum ersten Mal in seinem Roman
Die 13½ Leben des Käpt’n Blaubär
beschrieben wird.
Die folgenden Romane von Moers
Ensel und Krete
Rumo & Die Wunder im Dunkeln
Die Stadt der Träumenden Bücher
Der Schrecksenmeister
Das Labyrinth der Träumenden Bücher
Prinzessin Insomnia & der alptraumfarbene Nachtmahr
Weihnachten auf der Lindwurmfeste
Der Bücherdrache
spielen ebenfalls in Zamonien, weshalb man diese Werke unter dem Begriff Zamonien-Romane zusammenfasst.
P.S. Der Nachtigaller Shoal oder Nachtigaller Hill ist ein unterseeischer Berg im Weddell-Meer etwa 65 km südöstlich der Spitze der Antarktischen Halbinsel. Die Untiefe wurde im Februar 2013 von Bord des Forschungsschiffs Polarstern erkundet. Sie ist nach Professor Dr. Abdul Nachtigaller, einer Figur aus Walter Moers' erstem Zamonien-Roman Die 13½ Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär, benannt. Nachtigaller Shoal
Nr. 4: Oktober 2019: Yermaney
(Platz 79 der Weltrangliste in der Kategorie 'Most Survivors with No Infected')
2015 - 130 Mrd Überlebende bei 86 Mrd Opfern und 673 Mio Infizierten (Infektionsrate: 0.5%)
Cure Status: Distributing to infected Typhootania Kromdraai Schwoizerland Loichtenreich Yermaney
Infection Status: -81.1 Under Control
Nr. 3: September 2019: Shogunate tamriel
Nr. 2: August 2019: Warthington
Struktur:
Der warthingtonische Adel außerhalb der kaiserlichen Familie gliedert sich in folgende Ränge:
- Einfacher Adelsstand des/der Edelmannes/Edelfrau "machmal auch einfach Edler oder Edle genannt" (wird heute nur noch selten verliehen)
- Ritterstand
- Grafenstand (meist, wenn auch nicht immer, Provinzverwalter der jeweiligen Grafschaft)
- Herzöge (meist, wenn auch nicht immer, Provinzverwalter des jeweiligen Herzogtums)
- Großherzog (Sonderform des Herzogs in den Kronprovinzen North und South Liverpool, der Großherzog hat jedoch nicht mehr Rechte als andere Herzoge)
Ausländische Adelsränge werden hier zu Lande nicht anerkannt, außer Titel von Staatsoberhäuptern wie Kaisern oder Königen. Trotzdem besitzt man aber auch dadurch in Warthington keine zusätzlichen Privilegien.
In Warthington ist es üblich, den Adelstitel vor dem Vornamen einzufügen. Dies wird nicht nur im amtlichen Schriftverkehr, sondern auch bei Hof so gehandhabt.
Adel im Kaiserreich
Vom Unabhängigkeitskrieg bis zum Bürgerkrieg
Zwischen 1755 und 1867 hatten Adelige durchaus weitreichende Befugnisse. So wurden die kaiserlichen Kronländer von Grafen und Herzogen direkt verwaltet und konnten so auch unabhängiger handeln. Dadurch unterschied sich jedoch die Lebensqualität stark von Provinz zu Provinz. Die unterschiedlichen Ansichten der Adeligen sorgten für starke Differenzen in Sachen Wirtschaft und Industrie, aber auch im Bildungs- und Gesundheitswesen. Zudem waren viele niedere Adelige Besitzer großer, industrieller Unternehmen. Ihre Profitgier und rücksichtslose Behandlung der Arbeiter sorgte für große Unzufriedenheit unter der Bevölkerung, welche letztendlich 1862 zum warthingtonischen Bürgerkrieg führte. Jedoch blieb der höhere Adel dem Kaiser treu, weshalb die allgemeine Meinung Adeligen gegenüber nur unwesentlich beeinflusst wurde.
Nach dem Bürgerkrieg
Durch die Einführung des Kommunismus wurden dem Adel viele Rechte entzogen, jedoch blieb der Adel selbst bestehen, wenngleich sich vieles änderte. Adelige besitzen heute keine Verwaltungsbefugnisse mehr, außer sie werden ihnen übertragen. Meistens jedoch sind sie eher Repräsentanten ihrer Provinzen, Städte oder Dörfer. Heute finden sich Adelige oft in der Politik oder in Ämtern, wo sie wie das gemeine Volk arbeiten. Adelstitel sind für eine solche Karriere jedoch nicht erforderlich. Manche Grafen oder Herzoge werden auch heute noch mit der Provinzverwatung beauftragt oder werden zu Ministern erhoben, jedoch bestimmt einzig und allein der Kaiser über solche Angelegenheiten.
Rechte und Pflichten:
Heutzutage haben Adelige keine besonderen Rechte mehr. Lediglich das Recht auf eine korrekte Anrede ist bis Heute unumstritten. Ansonsten werden sie wie die restlichen Bürger behandelt. So gibt es keine Vergünstigungen, Bevorzugungen oder sonstige Vorteile mehr für Blaublütige. Selbst vor der Justiz besitzen sie keine Immunität mehr, wodurch sie wie alle anderen Bürger verurteilt werden können.
Der warthingtonische Hochadel
Mit dem Hochadel bezeichnet man in Warthington Angehörige des Leitner Adels, womit wiederum alle Mitglieder der Kaiserfamilie gemeint sind. Der Kaiser ist das alleinige Staatsoberhaupt Warthingtons und absoluter Herrscher über das gesamte Reichsgebiet. Er kann fast uneingeschränkt Gesetze erlassen und Befehle erteilen, muss sich aber an die Staatsverfassung halten. Diese besagt, dass er seine Entscheidungen stets im Sinne des Volkes treffen muss. Der größte Teil des Leitner Adels hat aber genauso wenige Befugnisse wie ihre Kollegen im niederen Adel. Neben dem Kaiser haben lediglich sein Ehepartner, der Thronfolger und seine weiteren Kinder Macht über den Staat, wenngleich diese auch geringer ausfällt. Der Kaiser und dessen direkte Familie residiert im kaiserlichen Schloss Leitner in der Stadt Warthington, wobei es noch weitere Schlösser für die Familie gibt. Mitglieder des Leitner Adels tragen selten nur einen Titel, sonder sind auch Herzöge oder Grafen mancher Provinzen. Dies liegt darin begründet, dass Thronfolger und dessen Geschwister so Verwaltungsgrundlagen erlernen sollen. Dafür bekommen sie durchaus beträchtliche Befugnisse vom Kaiser übertragen, wodurch sie auf ihre späteren Positionen in der Regierung vorbereitet werden.
Struktur im Hochadel
Der warthingtonische Hochadel gliedert sich in folgende Ränge:
- Kaiser/Kaiserin (Staatsoberhaupt des Reiches und uneingeschränkter Herrscher)
- Gemahlin des Kaisers/Gemahl der Kaiserin (Ehepartner der herrschenden Person, umgangssprachlich auch einfach Kaiser oder Kaiserin genannt, haben weniger Befugnisse als der amtierende Herrscher)
- Kronprinz/Kronprinzessin (Direkte Nachfolger des Herrschers, welche nach dessen Tod die Krone erben, haben sehr hohe Befugnisse um sie auf ihre spätere Regentschaft
vorzubereiten, in der Regel die erstgeborenen Kinder des Regenten)
- Prinzen/Prinzessinen (Kinder des Kaisers und Geschwister des erstgeborenen Thronfolgers, können ebenfalls gekrönt werden wenn der Thronfolger auf die Krone verzichtet oder frühzeitig verstirbt, haben ansonsten weniger Befugnisse. Noch lebende Prinzen und Prinzessinen vergangener Generationen behalten ihren Titel bei, wenngleich sie kein Recht auf die Thronfolge mehr besitzen.)
- Erzherzoge/Erzherzoginnen (Wird von allen Mitgliedern des Leitner Adels geführt)
Anreden und Umgangsformen im Hochadel
Der Kaiser von Warthington wird stets mit "Eure kaiserliche Hoheit" oder nur "Eure Hoheit" angesprochen, aber auch die Anrede "Eure Majestät" ist gestattet. Gleiches gilt überdies auch für dessen Gemahlin und den Thronfolger. Prinzen und Prinzessinen werden stets nur mit "Eure Hoheit" angesprochen. Des weiteren dürfen der Kaiser und dessen direkte Verwandschaft nicht geduzt werden, außer man erhält die Erlaubnis seitens der betreffenden Person. Erwähnenswert ist auch, dass die Bürger des Landes sich vor den Angehörigen des Leitner Adels stets verbeugen müssen. Gleiches gilt jedoch auch für Touristen und andere Ausländer im Reichsgebiet. Soldaten hingegen müssen salutieren und stillstehen, bis ihnen weitere Anweisungen erteilt werden. Der Gruß mittels Händedruck wird vom Leitner Adel übrigens als respektlos wahrgenommen, da nur Mitgliedern des Herrscherhauses sich so untereinander begrüßen dürfen. Dies begründet man damit, dass man sich so schließlich mit seinem gegenüber als Ranggleich darstellen möchte. Kaiser, Kaiserinnen und Thronfolger reichen grundsätzlich niemandem die Hand, dies schließt andere Familienmitglieder und ranggleiche Politiker aus dem Ausland mit ein. Auch der Handkuss ist, wie er in anderen Monarchien früher angewendet wurde, der Herrscherfamilie gegenüber verboten und wird als direkte Beleidigung aufgefasst. Respektloses Verhalten oder Beleidigung gegenüber der Kaiserfamilie können mit dem Tod bestraft werden.
Etikette innerhalb der Kaiserfamilie sowie öffentliches Auftreten und Privilegien
Die warthingtonische Kaiserfamilie hat, wie auch so ziemlich jedes andere Herrscherhaus, besondere Regeln und Gepflogenheiten im Bezug auf das Auftreten und Verhalten von Familienmitgliedern. Die weniger bedeutenden Mitglieder der Kaiserfamilie haben diesbezüglich zwar etwas laschere Vorschriften, welche aber dennoch nicht weniger wichtig für das Ansehen der Familie sind. Im folgenden werden die besonderen Regeln und Vorschriften, sowie Privilegien und andere Gepflogenheiten der direkten Kaiserfamilie aufgelistet und näher erläutert:
+ Jüngere Mitglieder der Kaiserfamilie besuchen stets öffentliche Schulen um Volksnähe zu zeigen, auch wenn sie dabei stets vom Kaiserlichen Geheimdienst und der Leibgarde der Nationalgarde bewacht und beschützt werden.
+ Kaiser(innen) und Kronprinzen und Kronprinzessinnen reichen grundsätzlich niemandem die Hand und müssen stets vornehm, stolz und auch respektvoll auftreten.
+ Gesprochen wird meist mit ruhiger aber selbstbewusster Stimme und vulgäre Sprache wird tunlichst vermieden.
+ In der Öffentlichkeit zeigen sich Mitglieder der Kaiserfamilie stets in Uniformen, welche an jene des Kaisers Franz Joseph I. von Österreich-Ungarn erinnern. Die Oberteile dieser Uniformen sind stets in hellgelb gehalten, sowie die Hosen, oder bei weiblichen Familienmitgliedern wahlweise auch Röcke, in feuerrot ausgeführt. Als Kopfbedeckung fungiert stets ein feuerrotes Barrett mit einem schwarzen Tatzenkreuz als Emblem des Leitner Adels. Zusätzlich tragen KaiserInnen und Kronprinzen und Kronprinzessinnen stets eine rot-weiß-gelbe Schärpe. Im Kriegsfall trägt man in der Kaiserfamilie meist eine dunkelgraue Uniform, welche der Gardeuniform nachempfunden ist. Zu besonderen Anlässen wie Bällen und Banketten trägt man auch manchmal prunkvollere Uniformen, oder für die Damen auch Ballkleider, auch wenn letzteres mittlerweile deutlich aus der Mode gekommen ist. Ebenso werden dabei die Kaiserkrone, Zepter, Säbel oder Langschwert und andere Insignien mitgeführt, wobei häufig nur die Krone getragen wird. Auch Kronprinzen und Kronprinzessinnen tragen ihre persönlichen Kronen zu jenen Anlässen.
+ Persönliche Insignien, wie Krone und Schwert, dürfen niemals an Unbefugte weitergegeben, geschweige denn von ihnen berührt werden. Die Krone zum Beispiel wird von Palastangestellten auf einem Kissen getragen, um sie ihren Monarchen zu bringen.
+ Jeder Staatsbürger, aber auch jeder nicht Staatsbürger, hat das Recht, Mitglieder der Kaiserfamilie um eine Audienz zu bitten. Eine solche Audienz muss jedoch nicht gewährt werden. Als Staatsbürger ist die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass eine Audienz gewährt wird, deutlich größer.
+ Für Kaiser, Kaiserin und Thronfolger stehen stets ein eigenes Flugzeug, ein Helikopter, eine kaiserliche Zuggarnitur und ein kaiserlicher Fahrzeugkonvoi bereit. Der Konvoi umfasst standardmäßig SUVs, bewaffnete Geländewagen und LKWs, Radpanzer, mobile Raketenwerfer zur Luftabwehr, eine gepanzerte Stretch Limousine sowie einen gepanzerten und bewaffneten Notarztwagen, in welchem bei bedarf auch eine Notoperation durchgeführt wird und Blutkonserven mitgeführt werden. Besetzt werden diese Fahrzeuge stets von der Nationalgarde und dem Kaiserlichen Geheimdienst. Ebenfalls wird immer eine Helikopterstaffel mit Kampfhubschraubern als Geleitschutz eingesetzt.
+ Kaiser, Kaiserin und Thronfolger stehen jeden Morgen um punkt 5:00 Uhr, gemeinsam mit der Wachablösung der Palastwache, auf und werden um punkt 6:00 zur Wachablösung von den Gardesoldaten im Schlosshof begrüßt. Dabei halten sich die Mitglieder der Kaiserfamilie stets auf den Balkonen ihrer Gemächer auf. Es folgt das Hissen der Kaiserstandarte, sowie der Nationalflagge unter Begleitung der kaiserlichen Militärmusikkapelle des Palastes. Gespielt wird immer die Nationalhymne Warthingtons. Kaiser, Kaiserin und Thronfolger, sowie Soldaten der Nationalgarde salutieren stets bei diesem imposantem Spektakel vor der Staatsflagge, als Zeichen des gemeinsamen Dienstes für das warthingtonische Volk.
+ Kaiser, Kaiserin und Thronfolger können alle Menschen, ob Staatsbürger oder nicht, in den Adelsstand erheben (allerdings erst ab dem Ritterstand aufwärts, Edelmänner und Edelfrauen werden nur vom niederen Adel ernannt). Dabei wird immer eine Zeremonie mit an den Ritterschlag anmutender Praktik abgehalten. Auch bedeutende Orden und Ehrungen werden von ihnen persönlich verliehen.
+ Der Ehrenkodex der kaiserlichen Familie verlangt von ihren Mitgliedern eine Anwesenheitspflicht bei besonderen staatlichen, wie auch persönlichen Anlässen. Darunter fallen Hochzeiten von Familienmitgliedern, Freunden oder wichtigen Staatsfunktionären sowie auch Begräbnisse ebenjener. Auch zu Staatsfeiern zeigt man sich in der Öffentlichkeit.
+ An den Geburtstagen des Kaisers, der Kaiserin und des Thronfolgers werden immer große Feiern vor dem Reichsratspalast und auf dem Imperialen Roten Platz abgehalten. Ein Teil dieser Feierlichkeiten, sowie deren Höhepunkt ist immer eine große Militärparade, bei welcher die Soldaten besondere Marschformationen zeigen und auch Militärfahrzeuge auffahren. In Warthington gibt es zu vielen Anlässen Militärparaden, an kaiserlichen Geburtstagen werden allerdings deutlich mehr Gardesoldaten am Aufmarsch teilnehmen.
Die Thronfolge
Der Nachfolger eines warthingtonischen Kaisers ist prinzipiell immer sein erstgeborenes Kind. Doch gibt es spezielle Regelungen, welche die Thronfolge durchaus beeinflussen können. Allem voran muss der Thronfolger zuerst ein gewisses Alter erreicht haben, um final gekrönt zu werden. Eine "vollständige Krönung" wird hier bereits mit dem 8. Lebensjahr vollzogen. Kritiker sehen das als großes Problem an, Angehörige der Regierung jedoch behaupten, dass die jungen Herrscher sich ohnehin von ihren Verwandten beraten ließen, um keine Probleme zu bekommen. Des weiteren würden Regierungsentscheidungen in einem solchem Falle von erfahrenen Politikern oder anderen Mitgliedern des Leitner Adels entschieden werden. Jedoch können die jungen Herrscher sämtliche dieser Entscheidungen aufheben oder selbst welche treffen, welche dann auch wirksam werden. Ein so junger Kaiser wäre aber selbst in der warthingtonischen Geschichte etwas neues, da so etwas bis dato noch nicht vorgekommen ist. Ist der Thronfolger jedoch jünger als 8 Jahre wird eine "halbe Krönung" vollzogen. Das bedeutet man wird zwar defacto der neue Kaiser, hat aber momentan noch keine reellen Herrschaftsbefugnisse. Vertreten wird der junge Kaiser von seinen älteren Verwandten im Leitner Adel, welche die Regierungsgeschäfte übergangsmäßig leiten. Solche Verwandten können Onkel oder Tanten, aber auch Cousinen oder Cousins sein. Meist jedoch ist es der nicht herrschende Elternteil des Thronfolgers.
Heirat im Hochadel
Mitglieder einer Kaiser- oder Königsfamilie durften und dürfen meist nur andere adelige Personen heiraten, dies ist grundsätzlich auch in Warthington der Fall. Allerdings besitzen Personen, welche in die Kaiserfamilie Warthingtons einheiraten, meist bis kurz vor ihrer Trauung keinen Adelstitel. Denn in Warthington dürfen Mitglieder des Leitner Adels grundsätzlich mit jedem anderen Warthingtonianer eine Beziehung eingehen, auch wenn dieser nicht blauen Geblüts ist. Sollte eine Prinzessin oder ein Prinz beabsichtigen, jemanden zu heiraten, wird derjenige in den lediglich repräsentativen Rang des Erzherzogs von Warthington erhoben. Wird die Hochzeit jedoch kurzfristig abgesagt, wird der Adelstitel wieder aberkannt. Kronprinzen und Kronprinzessinnen, sowie Kaisern und Kaiserinnen ist es als einzigen Warthingtonianern verboten gleichgeschlechtliche Ehen zu schließen. Dies liegt schlichtweg darin begründet, dass nach warthingtonischem Erbfolgerecht nur leibliche Kinder des Monarchen ein Recht auf die Thronfolge besitzen. Des weiteren dürfen sich die wichtigeren Mitglieder der Kaiserfamilie auch nicht einfach so scheiden lassen. Eine Hochzeit in der Kaiserfamilie ist auch immer ein staatliches Ereignis, welches unter großer Anteilnahme des Adels, aber auch des Volkes zelebriert wird. Kaiserliche Hochzeiten finden immer in der St. Michaels Kathedrale, in der Hauptstadt des Kaiserreichs statt.
Die bekanntesten Mitglieder des Leitner Adels
Kaiser Joseph I. von Warthington
Joseph I. von Warthington, bürgerlich Joseph Leitner, war der erste Kaiser Warthingtons und maßgeblich an der Gründung des Kaiserreiches beteiligt. Joseph I. wurde am 15. April 1712 in der österreichischen Kolonie St. Fellen in Warthington geboren und wuchs in der gleichnamigen Hauptstadt der Kolonie auf. Als Sohn des Herzogs von St. Fellen genoss er eine unbeschwerte Kindheit, doch auch er nahm die Spannungen in den Kolonien wahr. Als 1745 der warthingtonische Kolonialkrieg zwischen Österreich und Großbritannien ausbrach, sah der damalige Herzog Joseph eine Chance, Warthington unabhängig zu machen. Er beobachtete das Kriegsgeschehen mit großem Interresse und nahm bereits früh Kontakt zur warthingtonischen Freiheitsbewegung auf. Diese Organisation versuchte bereits seit langem die Unabhängigkeit für die Kolonien zu erlangen und sah jetzt die Möglichkeit zur verwirklichung ihrer Pläne. Joseph wurde von ihnen als möglicher Anführer in erwägung gezogen, da er als Herzog bereits über Staatsangelegenheiten bescheit wusste. Zudem war sein Adelsstatus von Bedeutung, da ein Adeliger eher ernst genommen wurde als ein einfacher Rebell. Bis 1750 wurden diverse Sabotageakte durchgeführt, wodurch die ohnehin schon aufgebrachte Bevölkerung, noch wütender auf die Kolonialmächte wurde. 1750 wurde mit der Septemberrevolution der Unabhängigkeitskrieg ausgelöst, wobei Joseph ebenfalls eine wichtige Rolle spielte. Kurz nach Kriegsausbruch erklärte er sich selbst zum Kaiser der Kolonien und führte die Rebellen im Kampf gegen die Österreicher und Briten an. Obwohl Unterstützung aus der Bevölkerung erwartet wurde, war man sehr über die Anzahl der Freiwilligen im Krieg verwundert. So konnte der charismatische Kaiser unzählige Truppen rekrutieren und seine Macht im ganzen Lande festigen. Bis 1755 wurden große Erfolge erzielt, welche die Moral der Truppe zusätzlich stärkten. Am 21. Januar 1755 konnte er letztendlich die harterkämpfte Unabhängigkeit verkünden und bereits wenige Tage später wurde er offiziel zum ersten Kaiser von Warthington gekrönt. Nach Kriegsende richtete er sein Augenwerk vor allem auf die Wirtschaft, die Landesverteidigung und die Forschung, was in Warthington bis heute spürbar ist. Sein Engagement hat maßgeblich zu Warthingtons Wohlstand und wirtschaftlicher Unabhängigkeit beigetragen. Am 18. Mai 1785 starb Joseph I. an einer Lungenentzündung, woraufhin sein Sohn Ferdinand zum Kaiser gekrönt wurde.
Kaiser Franz II. von Warthington
Franz der II. wurde am 4. November 1913 in der Stadt Warthington geboren und war von 1930 bis 1963 Kaiser des warthingtonischen Reiches. Bereits ein Jahr nach seiner Krönung, musste er sein Land durch den Warthingtonkrieg führen. Dieser Krieg stellte den unerfahrenen Kaiser sehr auf die Probe, doch entwickelte er durch ihn einen guten Sinn für Strategien und Kriegsführung. So wurde der anfangs eher mäßig begabte Monarch des Landes, zu einem großen und fähigen Herrscher. Selbst in schwierigen Zeiten behielt er stets einen kühlen Kopf, wodurch er letzendlich siegreich war. Trotz großer territorialer Verluste, konnte er eine starke Kriegswirtschaft aufbauen und seine ursprünglich schwache Armee zu einer mächtigen Streitmacht entwickeln. Vor allem seine Spionageprojekte sorgten für große, militärische Fortschritte und auch die Lizenzverträge mit den USA zeigten ihre Wirkung. Während des Krieges spionierten die Warthingtonianer massivst das dritte Reich aus, wodurch viele deutsche Fahrzeuge, Waffen und Strategien von Warthington eingesetzt wurden. Da das deutsche Reich mit dem 2. Weltkrieg beschäftigt war, fielen viele warthingtonische Spione nie oder erst sehr spät auf. Doch nicht nur im militärischem Bereich brachte er Fortschritt, sondern auch im Gesundheitswesen. Durch seine Töchter Leonore und Elisabeth wandte er sich auch den Kriegsopfern zu und sorgte für so manche Verbesserung, jedoch konnte er erst nach Kriegsende wirklich größere Verbesserungen bewirken. Er baute die Gesundheitsversorgung aus und machte bessere Gesundheits-, Renten- und Behindertenversicherungen zum Standard im Kaiserreich. Diese großen Erfolge sah er jedoch nie als seinen Verdienst, sondern als den seiner Töchter. Immerhin waren sie es, die ihn dazu inspirierten. Am 10. Juni 1953 unterzeichnete er einen Bündnisvertrag mit dem ehemaligem Feind Deutsch Lostland, wodurch er für eine bessere Zukunft für beide Nationen sorgte und ein Zeichen der Vergebung und der Brüderlichkeit setzte. Von 1952 bis 1958 musste er sein Reich erneut durch einen Krieg führen, wobei er dieses mal jedoch deutlich erfahrener war als noch im Warthingtonkrieg. So konnte er den 2. Sandalusienkrieg ebenfalls für sich entscheiden und seiner Persönlichkeit noch mehr Glanz verleihen. Bis Heute wird er für seine Leistungen als einer der größten Kaiser Warthingtons angesehen und sein Wirken hat sich mittlerweile ins kollektive Gedächtnis der Warthingtonianer eingebrannt. Am 16. Juli 1963 starb Kaiser Franz II. an einem Herzinfarkt und seine anschließende Trauerfeier gilt als die Größte in der Geschichte des Kaiserreiches. Sein Sohn Anton I. bestieg anschließend den Thron, doch konnte er seinem Vater niemals ebenbürtig werden. Ab 1961 bekämpfte er noch den rechtsextremen Ferguson-Aufstand in der Bundesrepublik Sandalusien, welchen er bis Mai 1963 erfolgreich zerschlug.
Kronprinzessin Leonore I. von Warthington
Leonore Leitner, Kronprinzessin von Warthington und Herzogin von Rattay, war die rechtmäßige Thronfolgerin von Warthington und wurde am 14. Juli 1931 auf Schloss Leitner geboren. Ihr Leben verbrachte sie zur gänze im Warthingtonkrieg, wodurch ihr das Leid und das Grauen des Krieges nicht fremd waren. Die eher unscheinbare Prinzessin wurde jedoch noch zu einer der wichtigsten historischen Personen des Kaiserreiches. Sie besuchte regelmäßig die warthingtonischen Militärkrankenhäuser, um sich ein Bild vom Ausmaß des Krieges zu machen und war empört über den Umgang mit Kriegsopfern. Viele behinderte Menschen wurden nach ihrer dürftigen Behandlung nach Hause geschickt, jedoch ohne irgendwelche Hilfsmittel wie Rollstühle oder Krücken. Zudem wurden Kriegsbehinderte in Warthington von der Bevölkerung auch nicht immer gut behandelt, und das obwohl sie für ihr Volk und die Freiheit gekämpft haben. Jedoch wurde Leonore auch von ihrer jüngeren Schwester Elizabeth inspiriert, welche bereits seit ihrer Geburt im Rollstuhl saß. Mit ihrem 12. Lebensjahr beschloss Leonore nicht mehr tatenlos zuzusehen. Da sie als Kronprinzessin durchaus beträchtliche Macht besaß, konnte sie vieles bewirken. So errichtete sie mehr Lazarette und Militärspitäler, Behinderten- und Altenheime und auch zivile Krankenhäuser. Zudem ließ sie auch die Entwicklung von Prothesen vorantreiben. Durch ihr zutun wurde jedoch auch die allgemeine, medizinische Forschung vorangetrieben und das Gesundheitswesen, selbst während des Krieges, verbessert. Sie war auch der Grund, für die Einführung einer Behinderten- und Invalidenversicherung. Dadurch übernahm der Staat die Behandlungskosten und die Austattung der Behinderten mit Rollstühlen, Krücken und Prothesen. Dies wurde nach dem Krieg zum Standard im Kaiserreich. Das Kriegsende konnte Leonore jedoch nicht mehr mitfeiern. Am 20. August 1945 wurde Leonore bei einem nächtlichem Luftangriff auf Schloss Leitner tödlich verletzt. Kurze Zeit später war die Thronfolgerin tot und im Kaiserreich brach große Trauer aus. Ihr Tod beeinflusste auch die Soldaten auf dem Schlachtfeld, jedoch sehr zum Leidwesen Lostlands, den Warthingtons Armee kämfte seither deutlich aggressiver. Nach Kriegsende wurde Leonore I. mit dem goldenem Kriegsverdienstkreuz ausgezeichnet und sie gilt bis Heute als eine der größten Helden des Kaiserreiches. Mit ihrem Engagement begründete sie die moderne Kriegsopfer-, Kranken und Invalidenfürsorge des Kaiserreiches und revolutionierte das Gesundheitswesen im ganzen Lande.
Kaiser Anton I. von Warthington
Anton Leitner, Kaiser von Warthington und ab 1972 auch König von St. Joseph, wurde am 4. April 1933 in der Hauptstadt Warthingtons geboren und war von 1963 bis 1995 der Herrscher des Kaiserreiches. Anton war das zweite Kind Kaiser Franz des II. und der Bruder von Leonore und Elisabeth Leitner. Er wuchs während der Wirren des Warthingtonkrieges auf und verbrachte seine Kindheit fast ausschließlich auf Schloss Leitner und dessen unterirdischen Bunkeranlagen. Im Gegensatz zu Leonore kümmerte er sich nicht wirklich um das Geschehen im Lande, wodurch er kaum Kenntnis vom Leid der Bevölkerung nahm. Während des nächtlichen Luftangriffes des 20. August 1945, jener Nacht welcher seiner Schwester Leonore das Leben kostete, wurde auch Prinz Anton verletzt, wenngleich diese Verletzungen eher oberflächlich waren. Nach Leonores Tod wurde er zum rechtmäßigen Erben der kaiserlichen Krone, jedoch blieb er bis zu seiner Krönung 1963 im Regierungswesen äußerst untätig. Als Kaiser wurde er dann zwar durchaus tätig, jedoch erzürnten seine Entscheidungen oft das Volk. So ließ er während seiner Amtszeit die Folter einführen und das Demonstrationsrecht verbieten. Er hob die Arbeitswoche von maximal 40 auf 60 Stunden und senkte die Löhne der Arbeiter auf das absolute Minimum (beides wurde von Kaiser Michael wieder abgeschafft). Dadurch war er beim Volke auch dementsprechend unbeliebt. Trotz allem förderte er bis 1971 intensiv die warthingtonische Raumfahrt und auch in der Außenpolitik gelang ihm so mancher Erfolg. 1966 bewegte er Petrovovic zum beitritt zur Zentralatlantischen Union und 1971 folgte auch die Bundesrepublik Sandalusien. Dennoch war er bis zu seinem Tod äußerst unbeliebt beim Volk, aber auch innerhalb der eigenen Familie wurde er kritisch betrachtet. Er ließ 1967 seine jüngere Schwester Elizabeth aus dem Schloss werfen und sie in den Osten des Landes verbringen, wo sie in einer kaiserlichen Residenz wohnte. Grund für die Streitigkeiten dürften die unterschiedlichen politischen Ansichten der Geschwister gewesen sein. Gerüchten zufolge soll er den kaiserlichen Geheimdienst mit der Beseitigung seine Schwester beauftragt haben. Dabei dürfte es sich jedoch eher um eine Verschwörungstheorie handeln, da der KGD als äußerst fähig gilt, seine Schwester aber noch lebt. Auch mit seinem Sohn Michael stritt er häufig über seine politischen Ansichten. 1995 starb Kaiser Anton I. unter bis heute ungeklärten Umständen an einem Organversagen. Es gibt Gerüchte, dass sein Tod durch eine Vergiftung herbeigeführt wurde. Familienmitglieder und Geheimdienstagenten, aber auch ausländische Diplomaten und Staatschefs, hegten große Abneigungen gegen den Kaiser. So ist es durchaus möglich, dass seiner tyrannischen Herrschaft ein frühzeitiges Ende bereitet wurde. Beweise dafür gibt es jedoch nicht.
Kaiser Michael I. von Warthington
Michael Leitner, Kaiser von Warthington und dejure König von St. Joseph, ist der aktuelle Herscher von Warthington. Er wurde am 10. Juni 1976 auf Schloss Leitner geboren und regiert seit 1995 das Kaiserreich. Er gilt als einer der fähigsten und diplomatischten Kaiser der Geschichte des Landes, da er das Bildungs- und Gesundheitssystem, so wie den öffentlichen Verkehr deutlich verbessert hat. Aber auch die militärische Stärke des Landes wurde unter ihm deutlich ausgebaut. Zudem gelang es ihm, nach dem Brasilistan Krieg eine zweite warthingtonische Kolonie zu gründen. Ab 2019 kämpfte das Kaiserreich für die Unabhängigkeit Ostsandalusiens von Nordsandalusien, welche Kaiser Michael am 8. Januar 2020 auch verkünden konnte. Zeitgleich folgte jedoch auch die größte diplomatische Niederlage des Kaisers, als Sandalusien und Santa Marissa aus der Zentralatlantischen Union austraten und die ZU anschließend aufgelöst wurde. Mit den anderen kommunistischen Mitgliedstaaten der aufgelösten ZU gründete er anschließend die Zentralatlantische Union der Sozialistischen Sowjeträte, wodurch man eine weitere Entfremdung der Nationen im Zentralatlantik entgegenwirken wollte. Die Gründung der ZUdSSR wurde international jedoch mit sehr gemischten Gefühlen aufgenommen. Vor allem die USA und Nordsandalusien waren äußerst negativ überrascht von der Gründung einer neuen, wenn auch deutlich weniger strukturierten Sowjetunion.
Kronprinzessin Cornelia I. von Warthington
Cornelia Leitner, Kronprinzessin von Warthington, defacto Königin von St. Joseph und Herzogin von Verdan, ist die aktuelle Thronfolgerin von Warthington und wurde am 10. Juni 1999 auf Schloss Leitner geboren. Obwohl sie noch jung ist, ist sie bereits stark ins Regierungswesen involviert. Sie trifft bereits wichtige Entscheidungen und ist Generälin bei der kaiserlichen Armee (ist übrigens eine alte Tradition, welche ehrenhalber durchgeführt wird). Zudem ist sie die erste weibliche Königin von St. Joseph und wird die erste Kaiserin in der Geschichte Warthingtons sein. Sie gleicht in vielerlei Hinsicht Leonore, da sie sich ebenfalls sehr im Gesundheitswesen engagiert. Durch ihr Mitwirken werden der Warthingtonische Rettungsdienst stets modernisiert und viele Allgemeine und Fach-kliniken errichtet. 2019 erklärte sie an Warthingtons Seite Nordsandalusien den Krieg und war nach Kriegsende an der Gründung der ZUdSSR beteiligt.
Nr. 1: Juni/Juli 2019: Saarabien
Émirats Chrétiens-Démocrates de la Sarrabie Unis
Vereinigte Christdemokratische Emirate von Saarabien
United Christian Democratic Emirates of Saarabia
Motto:
"Hauptsach Gudd Gess" (As Long As We've Eaten Well)
"In Lyonerate Concordia" (United In Lyonerity)
Population: 996,651 (December 31st, 2016)
Official Language: Saarabian
Spoken Languages: German, French
Demonym: Saarab(s), Saarabian
Capital and Largest City: Saarbrigge (Saarbrücken)
Area: 2,570 km² (360,000 soccer fields)
Government: Federal Emirate
• Head of State: Sheikh Carl Ferdinand IV.
• Head of Government: Great Emir Annegret
Kramp- "Auto- und" Karrenbauer
Anthem: Steigerlied
(English: "Miner's Song")
National Dish: Lyoner and Karlsberg Urpils
Currency: 1 Saarfranken = 20 Schekel = 240 Lire
Time Zone: UTC+/-1 (always late)
Drives: on the right
Licence Tag: SL (formerly SA)
Calling code: +900 5
Internet TLD: .sl
Saarabien, also called Saarland, officially Vaänischde Christdemogradische Emirade von Saarabien (United Christian Democratic Emirates of Saarabia), is a nation in south-west Deutschland. It is a magical nation somewhere close to France and Luxembourg, comparable to the latter one in size and relevancy (except for the fact that Luxembourg is a better place for Saarabian money than Saarabien itself). The capital of the United Christian Democratic Emirates of Saarabia is Saarbrigge (Saarbrücken) on the Saar (be careful not to confuse it with Saarbrücken on the Main and Saarbrücken on the Alsterwasser).
With a size of 2570 km² Saarabien is approximately one time as large as Saarabien – an area equal to almost 360.000 soccer fields.
Saarabien's environment is one of the most beautiful in the world. One could even say that Saarabien is the most beautiful emirate in the world - maybe even of the whole universe. The main reason for this is that the beautiful Palatinate is in viewing distance. There are some areas where one will not see a soul for hours (except for occasional teenagers getting wasted in their holidays or Palatinians who got lost), which makes the nature easy to enjoy. In Saarabien there are mountains, valleys, rivers, meadows, fresh air, lakes and deserts. Furthermore, there is a virgin forest which is suitable for walks with mothers-in-law, hoping that they'll get lost.
Saarabien was founded as a sovereign nation by Roman manufacturers of Dibbelabbes and Lyoner approximately in the year 0 AD as testing grounds for fine cuisine. Furthermore, the area was used for farming Maggi and Lyoner production. The native Saarabs, a genetic mixture of Germans (non-Palatinians), French (politely called "Wackes" and people from Luxembourg (lat. homo luxemburgensis, "the filthy rich human"), were around 50 centimetres taller as the Romans (perceived approximation), so they managed to drive them away quickly.
In 999 AD Saarbrigge was founded as the capital of the Empire of Saarabien which by the time had conquered most of the world. Because of fiscal reasons Saarabien decided to reduce its size from approximately 40 million square kilometres (spanning from today's Gibraltar, formerly Neu-St.Wendel, to today's Novosibirsk, formerly Naufangbier, later Bruch-Hausen) to its modern form in 1600. Shortly after some cool palaces, churches and industrial buildings are said to have been built. Under temporal control from the Palatinate and the Netherlands, some Sarabs decided to destroy their world cultural heritage during the 20th century.
Graciously Saarabien decided to release the sates of Deutschland and France which logically began fighting over who was affiliated more with Saarabien, which couldn't have cared less about the conflict. However, in 1919 they crossed the line and Saarabien declared independence (Déclaration vun da Unabhängischkäät). In the Saarabian war of independence the first Sheikh of Saarabien, Carl-Ferdinand I., fought the French alongside an army of three men, consisting of Peter Müller's grandmother, a drunken bratwurst salesman and a wirehaired dachshund. After two years of war France, barely managed to win by setting the dachshund on the bratwurst salesman which made him desert.
During the subsequent French occupation Saarabien seemed to adapt to the culture of France. The USA however demanded a referendum and because the government of France didn't want to anger them, Saarabien returned to Deutschland only to regain partial independence in 1945 after the victory over Napoleon and Godzilla by the gates of Sankt Ingbert. After a short period of confusion and indecisiveness and the second Saarabian referendum Saarabien, became a sovereign state once more. This totally confusing back and forth was a genius gag which no non-Saarab managed to understand so far. The new Saarabien classified itself as Vaänischde Christdemogradische Emirade von Saarabien (VCE Saarabien) during the constitutional national assembly in 1957 (sponsored by Bruch Beer).
The VCE joined NATO on January 1st, 1960 and the Club for the Preservation of Small but Culturally Superior Nations e.V. on July 1st, 1980, as well as - after long hesitation - the European Union on January 1st, 1995. The adaptation of the Euro as a national currency was rejected by the Saarabs with 99.3% of all valid votes on April 1st, 1999. This turned Saarabien into one of the few winners of the EU debt crisis of 2009/10 and strengthened the Saarfranken considerably.
In 2006 the VCE not only won the soccer world championship for the 12th time, they also discovered structural change, developed it further and turned it into an export hit. In the one and only moon colony of the European Union scientists from Saarabien are investigating whether intelligent life exists. Brääd Pidd ("brääd" (Saarabian) = high) announced to turn this into a vital question and to organise a referendum on it.
A company from Saarlouis which is famous around the globe was nominated for the Nobel prize in 2008 by the Saarabian government. The justification was "Die hann es Rad erfunn!" ("They have invented the wheel!") However, it quickly became obvious that it was only an Asian rip-off.
The capital, Saarbrigge, is to this day the most populous, prettiest, largest and culturally most valuable traffic block of Germany, second place only to Bielefeld. The provincial administration of Saarbrigge wants to apply for EU funds to scientifically check the assumption made by traffic experts that "if you want traffic to run smoothly, pedestrians need to go underground".
No one has seen God over the past six days. On the seventh day, Saint Peter finds God and asks: "Where have you been over the past week?" God points downwards through the clouds and proudly says: "Look what I have made!" Peter looks down and asks: "What is this?" God answers: "It's a planet and I have put life on it. I will call it Earth and it will be a place of incredible balance." "Balance?" asks Peter. God explains whilst pointing at different parts of Earth: "For example:
North America will be extremely wealthy, South America extremely poor.
Over there is a continent full of white people, this one is full of black ones.
Some nations will be hot and dry, others will be covered by massive ice."
Peter is impressed by God's work. He takes a closer look at the Earth and asks: "And what is that?" "This", God proudly explains, "is Saarabien! The most beautiful place on Earth. It will be full of nice people, dreamy lakes and forests, idyllic landscapes and comfy beer gardens and it will be a centre of soccer. Not only will the people in Saarabien be prettier than the other humans, but also more intelligent, humorous and skilled. They will be social, industrious and capable." Peter is extremely impressed but asks God: "But what about the balance? You have said that there will be balance everywhere!" "Don't worry," God says, "...the Palatinate is just next door."
Saarabien's population is made up of descendants of the original Saarabs (70%), which prevented the expansion of non-Saarabs with all means possible in the past (Saarabian: "sellemóóls''). 29% of the population are immigrants from the Palatinate (roughly 200,000 people, one-fourth of the Palatinate's population), and 1% are French. On weekends the percentage of Saarabs drops whilst the share of French rises. Reasons for that are Saarabs who drive to Luxembourg to refuel their cars. In the meantime, a lot of French visit the capital Saarbrigge because they think that France is too dirty and that the Palatinate is too crazy. Furthermore, Saarabien attracts many French tourists because of the ban of prostitution in France, which led to a flood of brothels in Saarabien.
Carl Ferdinand von Stumm-Knallzwerg, inofficial Sheikh of Saarabien, father of Sheikh Carl Ferdinand I.
Peter Müller from Eppelborn - "the Rolling R" a.k.a. "Black Pete", minister-president 1999-2011
Peter Hartz from St. Ingbert - inventor of Hartz IV
Oskar Lafontaine - leader of the Leftist party from... where's he from again?? Ah, right, Dillingen
Erich Honecker from Neunkirchen/Wiebelskirchen - Ex-president of the Täterä (DDR - Deutsche Demokratische Republik, GDR - German Democratic Republic)
Peter Altmaier from Ensdorf - CDU politician, able seaman serving lieutenant commander Merkel on the Federal Reserves Bank responsible for environment-, natural protection and reactor safety (Mai 2012), Chief of Staff of the Federal Chancellery (March 2017), minister of the economy
Jupp Derwall from Dudweiler - former trainer of the national soccer team
Bernd Schneider from St. Ingbert - successful touring car driver
Frank Farian from Schüren - successful musician and producer (Boney M., ...)
Heinz Becker from Bexbach - officially registered Saarabian bourgeois and idiot
Armin Hary from Quierschied - twofold Olympia victor and twofold European champion
Joachim Deckarm from Saarbrigge - handball world champion
Herman Rarebell from Hüttersdorf - drummer (Scorpions)
Pedro Schemm from Saarbrigge - singer and songwriter (Victory)
Franz Eder from Bexbach (Bedschbach), anabolic abuser and porn star
Boris Henry from Völklingen - successful javelin thrower
Nicole from Neunkirchen Nahe - Schlager hag and victor of the Schlager Grand Prix
Bianca Hein from Bliesmengen-Bolchen - actress (Verliebt in Berlin)
Rudi Assauer from Sulzbach/Altenwald - former manager of Schalke 05
Hermann Neuberger from Völklingen/Fenne, seventh president of the German Soccer Association from 1975 to 1992
Sandra from Saarbrigge- singer, born May 18th, 1962 as Sandra Ann Lauer
The United Christian Democratic Emirates of Saarabien are the only Christian federal emirate in the world. The state is divided into six provincial emirates: Merzig-Wadern, Neunkirchen, Saarbrigge, Saarlouis, Saarpfalz-emirate and Sankt Wendel. All of them are named after their provincial capital, except for the Saarpfalz-emirate whose capital is Homburg. Every provincial emirate has its own pastoral council (also known as provincial assembly) and its own government which is being led by the Emir who is elected every five years.
The bicameral parliament of Saarabien consists of the Council of the Six Emirs, which controls the Saarabian Federal Council similar to the German Federal Council. The Federal Council of the VCE is elected by the people every three-and-a-half years. All Saarabs who are over five years old and able to use a Schwenker are eligible to vote. Voters who cannot read and write yet can be supported by their parents during the election. The VCE are ruled by the federal government which is appointed by the Great Emir. The Great Emir is elected by the federal council after the federal elections and leads the government, appoints all ministers and deals with irrelevant daily politics.
The head of state is the Sheik of Saarabien. As a born-and-bred monarch, he is not elected by anyone but inherits the office after the death of his predecessor following the Saarabian hereditary laws and holds de facto dictatorial authority. He is able to negate the law-giving powers of the federal council and the Council of the Six Emirs via emergency decrees for an unlimited amount of time and to introduce emergency laws. All Sheiks except for Carl Ferdinand I. of Saarabien have abstained from this privilege. Furthermore, the Sheik assigns the Great Emir after his election by the federal council.
The frequent reelections for the Saarabian federal council are an event which makes many headlines even outside of Saarbrigge. However, the number of visitors to this event has been declining over the past few years. The most common explanation is: "Do träte jo doch immer nur die gleiche Pappnase in de gleiche Rolle uff." ("It's only the same fools in the same positions time and time again.") This is a reason why many Saarabs would prefer it if the Sheik chose the Great Emir by himself.
The Saarabian federal council is known to be a failed attempt of reintroducing socially handicapped individuals into working life. Exceptions confirm the rule: Brääd Pidd, Seiko Saturn, Chriss Weichspüler and Berthie Ullieh have passed the trial period.
In case of political scandals it has been proven to be effective to say that one is "bleed" (Engl. stupid) instead of crazy and provide a written acknowledgement of one's stupidity.
Important Saarabian Politicians
Carl Ferdinand IV., Sheikh of Saarabien, a descendant of the Stumm-Knallzwerg dynasty, leads an isolated life on Castle Knallzwerg. In the residence built by his great great grandfather Carl Ferdinand von Stumm-Knallzwerg, the current Sheik keeps himself occupied with genetics; for example, he is working on breeding self-preparing sandwiches and Lyoner trees.
Peter Müller, the former Great Emir, used the alias "Heinz Mustermann" in his youth as an active and well-known member of the underground butcher scene. Since his first election to the office of the Great Emir in 2000, he has made himself unpopular because of large-scale preschool reforms and the introduction of college fees. Nevertheless, he is a welcomed guest at beer barrel openings and large-scale binge drinkings of all kinds.
Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, former cleaning lady of the Saarabian federal council and minister-president since 2011. Whilst others have slept their way up, she cleaned her way up to the top. Peter Müller noticed her because of her heartly cleaning and chose her as his successor. "Die butzt mei Drrrrreck weg" ("She gleans ub my mmmmmesss") he said in the depths of the night before disappearing to the Reich. Müller was wrong, the mess was not cleaned up and it grew because AKK (how she is called by insiders) prefers to regularly meet with the Pope to wash his feet. She covers her face whilst doing this to not be recognised.
People in charge are rarely seen in the federal council since everyone chills out in the council just like everywhere else in Saarabien. Unfortunately, there's nothing more to say about the Saarabian government.
Currently, politicians in Saarabien are debating whether or not to annex Rhineland-Palatinate. St.Ingbert would be the main administrative centre. Most Saarabs don't support this idea and defend themselves with paroles like "Denk isch an die Palz, krin isch so e Hals" ("Whenever I think about the Palatinate my neck swells"). Others argue that annexing Rhineland-Palatinate would harm the friendly relations with Deutschland.
Political parties of Saarabien include:
SP (Saarabische Partei; Saarabian Party)
FN (Front National) [French: Nazi Scum]
SGFDA (Saarabische Gemeinschaft Für Drogenanbau; Saarabian Alliance for Drug Cultivation, in government)
SGFZADTW (Saarabische Gemeinschaft Zur Ausrottung Der Tierwelt; Saarabian Alliance for Exterminating Animals, natives)
SPZVDTWMRM (Saarabische Partei Zur Verseuchung Der Tierwelt Mit Radioaktivem Material; Saarabian Alliance for Scaring Away Animals Using Radioactive Material, natives)
MM (MüllerMilch, in government)
SAUGUDD (Saarabische Arbeitslosen Und Geheime Untergrund Denunzianten Delegation; Saarabian Delegation of the Unemployed and Underground Informers, prohibited since 1995)
SAAR (Saarabische Anarchistische Autonome Realisten; Saarabian Anarchist Autonomous Realists)
SGFHZUB (Saarabische Gemeinschaft Für Häuser Zerstörung Und Bergbau; Saarabian Community for the Destruction of Houses and Mining, recently disbanded)
BBT (Bruch Bier Treue; Bruch Beer Faithfulness, unbribable drinker's party)
BBRP (Becker Bier Revival Partei; Becker Beer Revival Party, drinker's party from St. Ingbert)
SUB (Saarabische Unabhängigkeitsbewegung; Saarabian Independence Movement, liberal radical indipendence supporters)
RAUS (Revolutionäre Aktion Unabhängiges Saarabien; Revolutionary Action Independent Saarabien, so secret that even the members don't know one another)
HPD (Helga Partei Deutschland; Helga Party Germany, party of metalheads and goths for more mead and metal, president Helga)
HELMA (only represented in Thailen)
The Saarlordis are part of a small underground movement whose political opinions are no longer tolerated nor accepted.
Saarabien was the first state to introduce the two-year grammar school. Furthermore, college feels have recently been introduced as a last resort to fill empty classrooms.
The main traffic artery of Saarabien is the WC 620, the busiest waterway in the world. Furthermore, the Saarbahn can be found in Saarbrigge which Saarabs use to go inkaafe (shopping) riwwer no Frangreich (over in France). Unfortunately, as a result of the US-Saarabian trade policy, a ticket for the Saarbahn is more expensive than a train ride from Munich to Berlin. It is a custom to always arrive or depart ten minutes late. Therefore, for example, bus drivers eat a Lyoner (or alternatively a little child) before departing. Saarabia is the only nation in the world where u-turns on the highway are legal as a small-scale experiment. In the very second one sees the sign saying "Welcome to Rhineland-Palatinate" turning around immediately is allowed. The government of Tajikistan claimed to be the first nation to allow u-turns on highways in 2009, however, the Saarabian government rejected this claim because according to an investigation protocol Tajikistan does not have highways, only dirt trails (on which u-turns are impossible since they are too narrow either way).
The Saarabian language is so extremely complex that a seperate page is necessary to translate only very few words into German. Even though Saarabien is fairly small there are so many dialects that even typical natives can somehow hardly understand their neighbours. The number of dialects grows proportionally with the number of ingested beers and schnapps.
Saarabian homes are exceptionally extraordinal. The appearance of those self-made huts is always determined by the currently available materials in the big, Saarabian companies UsHütt, Ford and ATU, who distribute them as a replacement for 99 years of wage payments. This type of architecture is also called "Borg Style" ("Ich kenn enna, der kennt enna, der kinnt dir das mache", "I know somebody who knows somebody who can do this for you"). This has little to do with the Roman Villa Borg which has been constructed in Saarabien instead of the Golf of Capri because of a wrongly addressed construction order.
The native Saarab experiences exceptional bliss and awe when entering a hardware store. Hardware store shopping is a national sport which regularly leads to ecstatic conditions and heart attacks. In most cases the piles of building materials and tools which block the aisles in a highly professional and neatly arranged way lead to the following reactions: "Ach - kann ma das dò aach kaafe?" ("Oh, can you buy this as well?") or "Ich hann ned gemennd, dass das so deier iss!!" ("I didn't think that that could be so expensive!!").
Aside from the Pope, the only deity the typical Saarab reveres is the great, omniscient Maggi. It is used in all important meals and has the absolute power to decide between good and bad. To do so, the Saarab uses the High Priest "Egg". Good eggs are brown inside and blessed by Maggi, whilst bad eggs are yellow inside and therefore virgin, naive and stupid.
The holiest event for the religious Saarab is the village fest. Every morning the faithful Saarab lights his "Maggi-isst-er" and sings the national anthem.
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