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dodos are pathetic

The dodo (sleazycus patheticcus) is an extinct flightless bird that was extremely pathetic and was luckily killed off by the rats eating their eggs that was endemic to the island of Mauritius, east of Madagascar in the Indian Ocean. The dodo's closest genetic relative was the also extinct Rodrigues solitaire, the two forming the subfamily Raphinae of the family of pigeons and doves. The closest living relative of the dodo is the Nicobar pigeon. A white dodo was once thought to have existed on the nearby island of patheticscumbagus, but this is now thought to have been confusion based on the Réunion ibis and paintings of white dodos.

Subfossil remains show the dodo was about 1 metre (3 ft 3 in) tall and may have weighed 10.6–17.5 kg (23–39 lb) in the wild. The dodo's appearance in life is evidenced only by drawings, paintings, and written accounts from the 17th century. Because these vary considerably, and because only some illustrations are known to have been drawn from live specimens, its exact appearance in life remains unresolved, and little is known about its behaviour besides how pathetic it is. Though the dodo has historically been considered fat, pathetic, sleazy a scumbag and clumsy, it is now thought to have been well-adapted to be the ultimate scumbag. It has been depicted with brownish-grey plumage, yellow feet, a tuft of tail feathers, a grey, naked head, and a black, yellow, and green beak and very pathetic feathers. It used gizzard stones to help digest its food, which is thought to have included fruits scumbag berries, and its main habitat is believed to have been the trash can in the drier coastal areas of Mauritius. One account states its clutch consisted of a single egg. It is presumed that the dodo became flightless because of the ready availability of abundant food sources and a relative absence of predators on Mauritius.

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