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The Yikestopian Civil War

Yikestopia was dreaded with civil conflict for hundreds of years, with capitalist owners living in mansions while the majority of Yikees lived in slums. The police force was so poor that the government had basically no control on crime, there only interaction of the people was essentially to gain income. On September 27th 1899, General Franklin Horrigan washed up on the shores of Yikestopia. He tried to get to the customs officers to return to American, however Yikestopia lacked many basics that any country needed to survive. The police turned him away, and he was stuck in Yikestopia. Eventually sick of his lifestyle, he would meet the famous Caeser (Kaiser). Seeing his army of men, he deviced a revolution to bestow the country with their ideal values. On May the 1st 1902, their army, known as The Legion, burst through the highly secured and protected gates of Capital Hill. After eleven days of fighting (known as the Eleven Day Conflict or the Civil War) The Capital Hill was almost completely rubble, and capitalism had come to an end in Yikestopia. Caeser was killed on the final day, which is why May 11th is a very symbolic day for the Yikestopians. Capital Hill is now known as Caeser's Tomb, where Caeser's grave lies above the graves of the capitalist politicians.

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