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Slowetia has 99 cards. Value...

RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Blood and Iron”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,120th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,164th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,777th
2.218 billion Fleegleans. Frequent executions, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Blood and Iron”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,120th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,164th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,777th
2.218 billion Fleegleans. Frequent executions, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“All things pass into the night ”
Most Authoritarian: 945th Most Extreme: 2,399th Most Conservative: 3,009th
1.952 billion Torchians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Anarchy
“State”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,378th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,071st Most Pro-Market: 5,628th
1.941 billion Darzians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Je Maintiendrai”
Most Stationary: 2,379th Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,239th Most Influential: 7,774th
13.865 billion Ellroseans. Museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Mishandling tomorrow's issues today”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,254th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,068th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,511th
13.308 billion Tontaks. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Expand your horizons”
Largest Populations: 1,403rd Most Stationary: 3,188th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,270th
29.75 billion Una Salus Victusians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Extra Special”
Largest Populations: 8,657th Most Stationary: 14,518th
15.027 billion Beverly Parkians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Wide Sand”
Most Authoritarian: 1,335th Largest Populations: 2,171st Most Income Equality: 2,566th
26.677 billion Sylvan Beach Bumbs. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Look forward and move forward to a better future.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,607th Largest Populations: 10,738th Most Average: 12,410th
13.46 billion Euphians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Mad to live, Mad to talk, Mad to be saved”
Highest Drug Use: 2,423rd Most Rebellious Youth: 4,957th Least Corrupt Governments: 5,720th
10.218 billion Paper Starshipsians. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Peace and Serenity”
Largest Populations: 862nd Largest Welfare Programs: 4,804th Highest Economic Output: 6,924th
31.869 billion Meldrumians. Keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Virtus Unita Fortior”
Largest Populations: 3,525th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,335th Most Politically Free: 8,264th
22.633 billion Bengoans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Stop and smell the roses.”
Most Primitive: 3,122nd Largest Populations: 3,421st Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,234th
22.909 billion Flower Children. Daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Is Wolfbane the Bane of Wolves?”
Most Armed: 2,494th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,441st Largest Populations: 4,672nd
20.04 billion Talbotians. Compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Corporate Bordello
“Ambassador”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,401st Largest Populations: 7,775th Most Politically Free: 9,162nd
15.71 billion Zymurgy Jenniferians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Clearly Gone”
Largest Populations: 5,772nd Largest Insurance Industry: 10,378th Largest Black Market: 11,193rd
18.238 billion Limpiezans. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“In The Name Of The Monarchy”
Largest Populations: 5,414th Most Stationary: 11,230th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,971st
18.826 billion Yeddans. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“What goes up... better darn well stay up.”
Nudest: 421st Largest Welfare Programs: 7,132nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,380th
9.26 billion Z'an. National health service, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
Iron Fist Socialists
“I Do Believe Its Magic”
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,859th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,235th Largest Black Market: 2,782nd
12.423 billion Eldritch Empireans. State-planned economy, parental licensing program, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Colony Cup Signups Here”
Most Average: 308th Largest Gambling Industry: 14,630th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,939th
9.22 billion Colony Cupians. Burgeoning rejicat population.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We have no border fence”
18.442 billion Ketchupese. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“Freedom and equality!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,338th Most Stationary: 2,902nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,541st
12.896 billion Bagans. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Free at last!”
Largest Populations: 13,280th
12.359 billion Telugus. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Montani semper liberi”
12.179 billion Valtellinans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Come at me, Bro!”
Most Average: 13,157th Largest Populations: 13,803rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,606th
12.142 billion citizens. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Stronger together”
Most Stationary: 3,560th Most Influential: 10,653rd Largest Populations: 13,801st
12.144 billion Hillary supporters. Burgeoning Rodham population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Flow”
Most Stationary: 3,992nd Most Authoritarian: 7,288th Most Influential: 9,900th
11.732 billion Jameoans. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Love will tear us apart, again”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,683rd Most Pacifist: 2,332nd Best Weather: 2,442nd
11.558 billion Luala Kumpurians. Complete lack of prisons, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Power to Red, Green and Blue!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,919th Healthiest Citizens: 8,512th Most Subsidized Industry: 10,717th
8.722 billion Dreamplanatians. Vat-grown people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
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