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VonJake has 98 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Smile, you're doomed”
Most Efficient Economies: 95th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 245th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 281st
19.04 billion Cattishes. Zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“I Always Knew the President Wanted to Kill Us”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 179thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 195thLargest Populations: 200th
36.2b12,202t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 91st Safest: 183rd
27.107 billion Scorpions Armyians. Ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Veritas Omnia Vincit”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 451stLargest Publishing Industry: 500th
33.2b6,774t
Anarchy
“Named after a real place in Vermont!”
Highest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Armed: 315thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 373rd
9.99b112t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“More before it is gone”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 200thHighest Drug Use: 211thMost Politically Free: 301st
15.0b566t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Das Leiden vergeht durch die Überwindung der Gier.”
Nudest: 92ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 769thMost Stationary: 789th
28.4b2,399t
Democratic Socialists
“Who watches the Watchmen?”
Largest Populations: 90th Most Influential: 1,046th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,045th
34.618 billion Rorschachians. State-planned economy, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Celebrating Sadism in our Kill-List Cathedral”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,470thLargest Populations: 13,424thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,515th
13.9b320t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We move in mysterious ways”
Largest Black Market: 1,928th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,565th Most Efficient Economies: 2,667th
12.678 billion Underground Armyians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,381stHighest Drug Use: 14,540thLargest Mining Sector: 14,982nd
12.9b775t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Ruled by King Buddy”
Most Influential: 3,125th Most Stationary: 5,466th Highest Drug Use: 8,002nd
10.618 billion Buddyians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Hoofdstad der SVRH”
Most Income Equality: 3,480thMost Stationary: 5,423rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,273rd
11.8b121t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“We are the cold breath on your neck”
Most Stationary: 5,807thMost Income Equality: 6,964thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,300th
11.5b175t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Blanjiland is Best land”
Safest: 3,460th Most Pacifist: 5,573rd Healthiest Citizens: 7,006th
5.709 billion Blanjis. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
Anarchy
“Garden City”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,236th Highest Drug Use: 1,262nd Most Pro-Market: 1,745th
5.61 billion Pan Gardenians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Honi Soi Qui Mal Y Pense”
Most Conservative: 2,641st Largest Gambling Industry: 13,384th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,607th
5.136 billion Augustus of Modenans. Restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Pecunia, Democratia, et Humanitas”
Largest Retail Industry: 1,438th Rudest Citizens: 1,535th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,626th
2.905 billion Quanizans. Frequent executions, smutty television, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Peace on Earth”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,768thMost Politically Free: 3,357thHighest Drug Use: 3,974th
1.99b100t
Anarchy
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate!”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3,513thMost Pro-Market: 3,960thMost Extreme: 4,155th
986m37.8t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“ מִי לַיהוָה אֵלָי”
Most Devout: 1,241st Largest Black Market: 2,172nd Most Corrupt Governments: 3,792nd
18.063 billion Menassans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Where the state listens to the corporation. ”
Safest: 5,733rd Highest Economic Output: 5,762nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,689th
15.717 billion Moricians. Strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Baby Doc”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,401st Most Avoided: 2,024th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,174th
19.516 billion Jean Claude Duvalierians. Flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Changing the world as we speak”
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,327th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,961st Highest Crime Rates: 10,956th
10.535 billion Oabians. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“poetry written in gasoline”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,886th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,568th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,738th
21.079 billion Charity Shop Blingians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Democratic Socialists
“You feel all good till I bite your head off”
Most Stationary: 1,306thLargest Populations: 6,129th
19.1b619t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“| Enumerator |”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 170thHighest Drug Use: 180thMost Pro-Market: 264th
11.6b328t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“We will sell your house!”
Most Stationary: 1,904th Largest Populations: 2,636th
25.207 billion Shorewestians. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“entebbe.”
Highest Crime Rates: 1,456thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,714thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,860th
21.4b1,198t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Unity in diversity”
Largest Black Market: 1,378th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,793rd Most Efficient Economies: 2,095th
14.356 billion West-Africans. Ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
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