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LEGENDARY CARDS

Lex iniusta non est lex.
Lamoni was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 100
Game Mod
Largest Populations: 33rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thHealthiest Citizens: 386th
43.4b12,561t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
Largest Publishing Industry: 251stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 306thMost Secular: 389th
23.1b8,532t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
What color is your stripe?
A Slanted Black Stripe was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 119
Largest Publishing Industry: 281stMost Valuable International Artwork: 391stBest Weather: 523rd
29.5b5,480t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
You mess with the people, you mess with the state!
Most Patriotic: 3rdLargest Governments: 5thMost Cultured: 9th
20.4b13,232t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Audaces Fortuna Juvat.
Most Valuable International Artwork: 57thMost Devout: 370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 759th
16.6b4,094t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Pencil Sharpeners 2 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 362
Highest Average Incomes: 6thMost Efficient Economies: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 15th
15.8b16,873t
Father Knows Best State
SEASON THREE

EPIC CARDS

Legalize and enjoy
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 372ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 451st
24.0b5,316t
Anarchy
SEASON THREE
Peace & Prosperity
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4thSmartest Citizens: 15thMost Efficient Economies: 16th
23.0b16,457t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rdMost Patriotic: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th
35.2b22,430t
Iron Fist Consumerists
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Fieles a nosotros mismos”
Least Corrupt Governments: 115th Largest Welfare Programs: 156th Safest: 174th
13.547 billion Taurideans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civilisation is the blessing and duty of every Brit.
Largest Welfare Programs: 168thMost Advanced Public Education: 182ndLargest Publishing Industry: 258th
24.7b7,283t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Worship the Banner or be destroyed!
Most Influential: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 258thHighest Average Tax Rates: 281st
33.4b6,060t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd
37.1b20,647t
Corporate Police State
SEASON THREE
Most Valuable International Artwork: 199thMost Influential: 248thMost Cultured: 621st
24.6b4,893t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 105thLowest Crime Rates: 152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 264th
35.4b11,030t
Iron Fist Consumerists
Imagey Nation was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 21
Largest Welfare Programs: 324thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 879thMost Advanced Public Transport: 995th
29.3b4,062t
Left-wing Utopia
SEASON THREE
Rursumque Dragones Pervagabuntur in Terris
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45thLargest Welfare Programs: 69thMost Cheerful Citizens: 73rd
42.5b10,959t
Left-Leaning College State
SEASON THREE
The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.
Largest Gambling Industry: 12thHighest Drug Use: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 50th
42.9b17,041t
Anarchy
Peace... through... Power
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 343rdMost Patriotic: 380th
38.6b8,478t
Corrupt Dictatorship
lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution
Largest Populations: 17thMost Stationary: 27thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 63rd
43.5b17,071t
Capitalizt
SEASON THREE
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 69thMost Avoided: 174th
37.7b15,457t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
If you aren't remembered, you never existed
Largest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thMost Avoided: 14th
40.2b27,712t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd
28.3 billion Torpitians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Largest Welfare Programs: 136thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279th
20.5b4,418t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 238thBest Weather: 369th
20.5b5,285t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Virtus, Amicitia, et Misericordia
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 305thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rdMost Beautiful Environments: 478th
20.6b4,470t
Left-wing Utopia
SEASON THREE
We are a Family Forged in Bureaucracy
Largest Insurance Industry: 310thLargest Agricultural Sector: 379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 485th
13.7b6,321t
Iron Fist Consumerists
Corporate Police State
“Moe moe kyun!”
9.736 billion Chanchoeas. Flagrant waste-dumping, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Darkness falls”
Most Devout: 112th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 241st Lowest Crime Rates: 303rd
19.387 billion Tordorians. Public floggings, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Progress through oppression”
Highest Poor Incomes: 7th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st Most Subsidized Industry: 25th
14.52 billion Gaberelians. Strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
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