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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Democracy and kittens.”
Safest: 395th Least Corrupt Governments: 789th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,047th
13.873 billion Fluffarders. Prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
Democratic Socialists
“For God and Country”
Largest Governments: 203rd Safest: 224th Highest Average Tax Rates: 229th
32.975 billion New Salcharans. Anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Live Free or Die.”
7.668 billion TKaeans. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Legum servi sumus et liberi esse possimus”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,127th Largest Black Market: 1,423rd Highest Economic Output: 1,466th
21.448 billion Gangleonians. National health service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Largest Populations: 2,944th Most Stationary: 6,375th Largest Insurance Industry: 10,556th
24.114 billion 01 ERE Embassy12ians. Anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Socialists
“I'm with stupid.”
Most Income Equality: 115th Largest Populations: 830th Highest Drug Use: 2,430th
32.057 billion Architeuthis Deuxians. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“We shall live on”
Largest Insurance Industry: 7,863rd
8.96 billion Phantom Knights. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“This machine kills fascists.”
Most Stationary: 6,585th Most Income Equality: 11,175th
9.51 billion 45th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Veritas et ultio”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,347th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,360th Healthiest Citizens: 1,940th
7.904 billion Kalidarians. Daily referendums, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“A puppet of Chessmistress”
Most Authoritarian: 1,904th Most Extreme: 5,415th Most Income Equality: 6,335th
8.081 billion Sister Sheila Jians. Parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Pandas”
6.745 billion TToS Guardianians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Nudest: 976th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,769th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,017th
6.461 billion Benevolents. State-planned economy, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!”
5.197 billion Zulankans. Complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Capitalizt
“Yet another”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 210th Most Pro-Market: 210th Highest Crime Rates: 3,983rd
12.187 billion Rascal Capitaliztians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Live Life to the Fullest”
Largest Populations: 1,591st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,095th Highest Economic Output: 8,069th
29.001 billion Barry Stoneans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions.
Corporate Bordello
“Doing Nothing”
Most Politically Free: 1,776th Largest Populations: 4,779th Largest Mining Sector: 7,825th
19.881 billion Dave Welfareans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Representative of the Beast”
Most Stationary: 1,975th Largest Populations: 5,240th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,094th
19.092 billion Nephrians. Burgeoning Cow population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Always get a receipt.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,093rd Least Corrupt Governments: 2,426th Nicest Citizens: 2,512th
11.226 billion ElPresidentians. Anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Along came a spider”
Most Income Equality: 215th Most Stationary: 5,464th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,018th
10.699 billion Hillyians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Under one sky”
2.836 billion Frankishes. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“We stand for peace, justice, and progress.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,050th Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,401st Nicest Citizens: 4,497th
3.376 billion Hil Efringtonians. Ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Semper Ubi Sub Ubi”
383 million Oakans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For the Republic!”
Most Average: 5,180th
1.759 billion Republican Pacificians. Burgeoning eagle population.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Don't Read My Motto”
269 million Experimental Country lolians. Enforced nudity, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For Balvris!”
1.077 billion Balvrik Garrison 17ians. Burgeoning Lion population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Rom erhebt sich wieder”
289 million Italens. Zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“This Space Intentionally Left Blank”
108 million Foxeh14ians. Burgeoning Python population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Regno di Sardegna”
8.811 billion Sardi Sardoans. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“SRBT”
Most Stationary: 4,911th Largest Populations: 16,564th
10.995 billion SRBT 4071ians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Earth and Metal”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,110th
9.174 billion Geometallicans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
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