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EPIC CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All Hail Flobos!!! Or not. We're pretty liberal on that”
Most Beautiful Environments: 193rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 205th Healthiest Citizens: 211th
27.88 billion Flobs. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Futurum pertinet ad scientiam”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 35th Largest Information Technology Sector: 52nd Rudest Citizens: 228th
9.36 billion tigerin-jandirans. Ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Pax et Justitia”
Least Corrupt Governments: 317th Largest Publishing Industry: 440th Most Inclusive: 488th
8.676 billion Maple Islanders. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48th Most Ignorant Citizens: 63rd Largest Gambling Industry: 84th
8.419 billion Holylanders. Closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Mother Knows Best State
“You Shall be Cleansed of Your Impurity”
13.647 billion Bydo. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The big one!”
Most Stationary: 125th Largest Populations: 401st Most Influential: 5,888th
33.603 billion Big Enchiladans. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Evermore”
Highest Drug Use: 678th Most Politically Free: 970th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,318th
18.757 billion 20 Ceroans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Half Your World is Ours”
Highest Crime Rates: 989th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,210th Most Armed: 1,227th
9.103 billion Sardate-Maranicans. Rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Veritas. Aequitas. Libertas.”
Rudest Citizens: 219th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 502nd Largest Retail Industry: 560th
9.359 billion Chasians. Unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Saving people, hunting raiders, the family business!”
10.306 billion Mary Winchesterians. Restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Enumerator”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,408th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4,411th Highest Drug Use: 9,691st
8.28 billion O0YUians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“A slice.”
Most Stationary: 7,644th
8.775 billion American-Pieans. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“TG Arumdaum w/ questions”
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,192nd Most Income Equality: 6,055th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,056th
7.764 billion Tiandians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Patience is a passion tamed.”
Nudest: 2,959th Most Authoritarian: 5,688th Most Stationary: 9,193rd
7.509 billion Bolshevikyans. Enforced nudity and restrictive gun laws.
Left-wing Utopia
“We Will Endure”
Largest Welfare Programs: 983rd Nicest Citizens: 1,198th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,274th
4.544 billion Bria Wores Bobbans. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Freedom is not optional”
3.256 billion Zdravski. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Jingo Gardu La Imperiestrinojn”
Rudest Citizens: 555th Largest Retail Industry: 680th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,117th
4.094 billion Espera-Nekoes. Unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“La gloire vient de la honte.”
2.594 billion Zhokinlandians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Justice, Liberty, Loyalty”
Rudest Citizens: 696th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,223rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,229th
3.661 billion Pepsico Unitedians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“God Save the King!”
3.396 billion North Harperians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Corporate Bordello
“Make Cuba Great Again, Adelante Forward”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,550th Largest Gambling Industry: 5,376th Most Pro-Market: 9,511th
13.338 billion Greater La Habana Cubans. Compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“EVIL!”
Most Stationary: 4,585th Largest Populations: 8,802nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,619th
14.893 billion Cash4goldians. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Grand Central”
Highest Drug Use: 2,635th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,506th Most Rebellious Youth: 5,554th
18.283 billion Ice and Firesians. Deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I need TP for my bunghole”
Most Stationary: 1,797th Largest Populations: 7,966th Most Average: 13,320th
15.601 billion Cornholes. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“RIP”
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,423rd Largest Populations: 5,753rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,145th
18.277 billion Nineteen Zeromans. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 484th
7.778 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,961st Largest Gambling Industry: 4,005th Highest Crime Rates: 6,657th
9.391 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 976th Most Pro-Market: 976th Highest Crime Rates: 3,287th
8.789 billion Parhasques. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Citizens enjoy peace, prosperity, and the Nomandy way.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,329th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,335th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,792nd
13.673 billion Nomads. Strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Demokraci Tuu Kaska Nahri Pivo!”
Least Corrupt Governments: 580th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 776th Best Weather: 1,144th
10.166 billion Storalians. National health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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