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The Unionized Stoners's Deck

The Unionized Stoners has 6 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All Your Base Are Belong To Us!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 35th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th Most Advanced Public Education: 72nd
26.365 billion Stoners. Ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“When science goes forward, we all go forward.”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 223rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 240th Highest Poor Incomes: 386th
10.66 billion Scientists. Triple-decker prams, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“XXX”
Most Subsidized Industry: 552nd Most Rebellious Youth: 789th Largest Publishing Industry: 858th
10.363 billion Pornians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Nudity is a state of mind”
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,513th Best Weather: 1,550th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,624th
28.811 billion Vurtedians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“مرا داد فرمود و خود داور است”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,361st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,589th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,256th
7.088 billion West Persians. Frequent executions and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Prudence, Virtue, Wisdom”
Most Average: 2,515th Most Stationary: 16,801st
5.002 billion Gathians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE