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The Strategic Air Command has 70 cards. Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Yet not I, but through Christ in me!”
Largest Gambling Industry: 116th Most Devout: 134th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 141st
8.477 billion Rouge Christians. Pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Honneur et Patrie”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st Lowest Crime Rates: 112th Most Pacifist: 116th
7.012 billion French. Anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.”
Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Ignorant Citizens: 595th Most Devout: 603rd
18.156 billion Ethel mermanians. Ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Tea is like Coffee for Sissies”
Most Influential: 1,671st Largest Publishing Industry: 3,413th Most Rebellious Youth: 5,347th
13.606 billion United Americans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“NERDS!”
Most Stationary: 63rd Largest Populations: 230th Most Influential: 5,634th
34.091 billion OGREians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Vi Kommer Att Ívervinna”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 902nd Most Advanced Public Education: 1,323rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,348th
9.668 billion New Kvenlanders. Soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Community”
Most Extreme: 223rd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,240th Highest Drug Use: 1,266th
5.665 billion George Town Centerians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“מרן אתא”
Most Devout: 104th Most Pacifist: 303rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 306th
5.177 billion Nazarenes. Sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Industry, Freedom and Blood”
1.944 billion Lunghayuns. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“La verdad prevalece”
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,138th Most Efficient Economies: 1,200th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,270th
11.549 billion Andureans. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws.
Democratic Socialists
“Kijkt ende ziet.”
Nudest: 414th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,438th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,624th
22.07 billion Koekeloerdersians. Lack of airports, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“One can go to war alone,but you can't build peace alone”
Most Stationary: 193rd Largest Populations: 794th Most Income Equality: 3,187th
32.213 billion PresidentJacquesChiracians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“God Save the Queen”
Most Stationary: 6,924th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,184th Most Average: 13,030th
9.662 billion British. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare.
Compulsory Consumerist State
“For the glory of Skanov!”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,016th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,730th Fattest Citizens: 11,457th
4.856 billion Skanovians. Frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Just Getting By”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,743rd Largest Mining Sector: 8,896th Most Politically Free: 9,290th
5.901 billion Reedridgeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You make money off of problems not solutions”
2.988 billion CapitalizedNationians. Anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Moderation Is Key”
14.569 billion Mikanadians. Public floggings, smutty television, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Xezujigiya”
13.763 billion Bodhisatvanis. National health service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Most Stationary: 578th Largest Populations: 3,403rd Most Influential: 12,578th
22.969 billion 01 ERE Embassy47ians. Compulsory military service.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Let's-a Go!”
Most Devout: 425th Most Subsidized Industry: 614th Largest Agricultural Sector: 793rd
12.323 billion Mushroomians. National health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
Nudest: 1,547th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,562nd Largest Gambling Industry: 5,703rd
11.224 billion Crowley-ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We are the Chosen”
Largest Black Market: 3,434th Largest Mining Sector: 5,463rd Most Corrupt Governments: 5,762nd
10.278 billion Vaygrs. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Truly Irredeemable.”
5.71 billion Revolviants. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 1,854th Most Stationary: 6,820th
9.36 billion TNP-1ians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Shadilay, brethren!”
3.026 billion Durqadurqastanis. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“for Shostakovitch and country!”
4.122 billion Khachaturites. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“Si me perdis, te perdam”
Most Secular: 1,206th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,781st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,988th
5.17 billion Lokesdalish. Enslaved workforce, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“When life gives you lemons, make orange juice.”
Most Pacifist: 2,268th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,471st Nicest Citizens: 2,757th
4.875 billion Telethans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“No one will escape.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,326th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,469th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,773rd
3.381 billion Perandorians. Keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Cool and nice”
2.86 billion Aquacadetsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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