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The Colonial Fleet's Deck

The Colonial Fleet has 65 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 388th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 395th
18.005 billion Cerberionites. Smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unbent Unbowed Unbroken”
Ananke II was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 34
Most Influential: 22nd Most Stationary: 383rd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,223rd
27.85 billion Anankeans. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Welcome to the Islands Paradise!”
Most Efficient Economies: 23rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st Most Influential: 108th
31.853 billion Woonsocketeers. Public floggings, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“All your bodies are belong to us!”
Healthiest Citizens: 6th Most Developed: 14th Most Influential: 15th
24.511 billion Achiotopians. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life”
Largest Publishing Industry: 39th Most Influential: 105th Most Cultured: 154th
21.125 billion New Gilboans. Daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Nothing's Impossible”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th Smartest Citizens: 22nd
20.722 billion Lamborghinis. National health service, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Your Government cares so you don't have to”
Largest Publishing Industry: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th Nicest Citizens: 15th
30.376 billion Cyreneanians. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“If it ain't broke break it.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 29th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 37th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th
12.484 billion Slaytanians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Agressive expansion is the only way”
10.012 billion Corporation Employes. Public floggings, smutty television, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“For the Good of All”
5.064 billion Moleans. Rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“10000 Islands Forever!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 71st Most Efficient Economies: 82nd Largest Populations: 84th
34.649 billion Grubians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Honor and Glory”
Most Influential: 66th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 304th Safest: 855th
18.294 billion Oseans. Keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Guns, explosions, and a *beep* load of firepower.”
19.345 billion Shooters. Infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We are # 1”
Highest Crime Rates: 689th Most Armed: 801st Most Efficient Economies: 880th
25.455 billion Petalumadomians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Psychosis influenced governance is serious business.”
Most Corrupt Governments: 431st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 481st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 499th
17.882 billion Zyrcrestians III. Flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 64th Largest Populations: 139th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 563rd
34.423 billion Titanicans. Deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Grasp the subject, the words will follow.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 118th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 171st Highest Crime Rates: 194th
17.883 billion Klopstockians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Give me liberty, or give me death”
Most Influential: 1,020th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,280th Best Weather: 1,296th
10.285 billion Terrans. Keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“In Cod we Trust”
Most Influential: 273rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 302nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,343rd
7.071 billion Grimlanders. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Democracy and freedom make greatness!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 767th Most Scientifically Advanced: 984th Most Inclusive: 1,286th
5.084 billion New Colbycountryians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“This is a sad day... we will miss you Grub!”
Largest Retail Industry: 386th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 559th Rudest Citizens: 591st
4.805 billion New Fanians. Smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Something vague and seemingly meaningful”
19.224 billion statistics. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Pacem et Prosperitatem sub Soli”
Most Influential: 444th Most Efficient Economies: 742nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,326th
15.7 billion Invictians. Frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“42”
Most Influential: 834th Most Secular: 1,143rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,308th
11.308 billion Grifopolites. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Si vis pacem, para bellum”
Most Armed: 1,295th Highest Crime Rates: 1,419th Rudest Citizens: 1,469th
9.571 billion Argoslasians. Otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Rethink Everything.”
Most Secular: 566th Largest Information Technology Sector: 609th Most Scientifically Advanced: 864th
9.427 billion Fiodiyans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We're not dead, we're stunned!”
Most Primitive: 2,823rd Most Rebellious Youth: 12,823rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,238th
9.325 billion Dead Parrots. Ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Cng nhau chng ta c thể đi xa.”
3.777 billion Cloyqastanians. Compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Authoritarian Democracy
“So Here Is Us, On The Raggedy Edge”
10.536 billion Pepperians. Public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Free-Market Paradise
“Liber nunc, liber semper”
Most Stationary: 2,011th Largest Populations: 8,986th Most Influential: 9,733rd
14.725 billion Vardinyans. Burgeoning raven population.
SEASON ONE
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