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EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“I Am The People”
Most Advanced Public Education: 11th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th Most Cultured: 22nd
17.867 billion minds. Sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and feral children.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Doe maar gewoon, dan doe je al gek genoeg”
Largest Populations: 612th Most Stationary: 925th Highest Economic Output: 1,236th
32.857 billion Balloans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Macedonia Forever”
Most Stationary: 236th Largest Populations: 1,127th Most Influential: 8,244th
30.726 billion Arhelajians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Long Live the Great Motherland!”
Largest Retail Industry: 701st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 859th Fattest Citizens: 897th
8.689 billion Russians. Smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Government of the lizard, by the lizard, for the lizard”
Most Inclusive: 1,476th Most Developed: 2,453rd Largest Publishing Industry: 2,756th
6.087 billion Lizards. National health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Might Makes Right”
Most Secular: 228th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 666th Lowest Crime Rates: 821st
5.025 billion PanAryans. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Libertarian Police State
“The Gods must be crazy....”
Largest Populations: 3,795thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,610thHighest Drug Use: 8,178th
23.4b1,034t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I punk FAT American pit bulls for fun”
Most Average: 212th Most Stationary: 292nd Largest Populations: 1,440th
29.588 billion French Poodleans. Burgeoning French Poodle population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Fine, fine, fine.”
Most Extreme: 307thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 542ndHighest Drug Use: 560th
14.7b661t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“النصر لنا”
Most Stationary: 4,287th Largest Populations: 13,796th Least Corrupt Governments: 16,460th
12.148 billion Londrinans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For Lexumbria!”
Most Average: 1,708th
9.828 billion Lexumbrians. Burgeoning Eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Fh”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,082nd Most Stationary: 8,323rd Largest Black Market: 9,955th
9.41 billion Palmarsonians. State-planned economy and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“This machine kills fascists.”
Most Stationary: 6,557th Largest Black Market: 12,478th
9.544 billion 24th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. Compulsory military service.
Anarchy
“Honi Soi Qui Mal Y Pense”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,058th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,637th Fattest Citizens: 10,099th
5.121 billion Augustus of Sevilleans. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,599thHighest Drug Use: 2,063rdMost Extreme: 2,127th
2.84b132t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“Je Ami”
Most Pro-Market: 2,060thLargest Populations: 2,726thHighest Crime Rates: 3,617th
26.5b1,250t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 378thMost Primitive: 630thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,669th
17.0b53.7t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The starry skies above us and the moral law within us.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,105thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,851st
11.3b1,883t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“And I'm not saying that just because I have too!”
Most Armed: 3,817th Largest Populations: 6,741st Highest Economic Output: 9,976th
16.897 billion Yes Man-ians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,042nd Highest Crime Rates: 3,835th Most Politically Free: 4,639th
9.344 billion Parhasques. Unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“In Fide et in Bello Fortes”
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,787th Largest Gambling Industry: 11,863rd Largest Populations: 13,218th
12.384 billion Celtlanians. Ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Sine labe decus”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,749th Largest Mining Sector: 8,189th Most Stationary: 8,875th
12.403 billion Capitanateses. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Cry me a river”
Largest Populations: 13,676th
13.7b278t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“A comparitive search”
Most Pro-Market: 2,238th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,498th Highest Crime Rates: 5,430th
10.942 billion Oldman Whiteheadians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We Know Exactly What We Are Doing”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,299th Nudest: 2,549th Largest Mining Sector: 3,005th
8.178 billion Evil Sky Islandians. Ban on automobiles, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We must jibber together ”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,359th Most Influential: 4,560th Safest: 7,609th
8.104 billion Jibberjamians. Museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Scientia est Omnium”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,899thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,084thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,875th
8.26b780t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Obtinebimus umbris sequátur”
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,981st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,386th Most Influential: 4,427th
5.344 billion Doves. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.327 billion Mughal Dakans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Quo fata ferunt”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,277th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,396th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,742nd
3.212 billion Novo Bartlandians. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
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